despite a lot of competition, colin jost remains the least cool guy who gets to be on tv every week

tired of having a head tbh many of my problems would be solved if I was headless

I’m obsessed actually

sent to Anthony Bridgerton

I’ve not been on twitter for almost a month and I feel— free??

horse tiktok thread for amanda 🐎🏇

I missed the snow :)

think I popped off with this one

or, also controversially, have a bare minimum understanding of the characters they’re a fan of

is Penelope really Shonda’s favorite or whatever the thing is if she’s still alive 🤔🤔

I have 1 of 4 pot holders done and it’s actually v cute, I’m v pleased! will post a pic later

what if I said babygirl

Conclave is a really solid, surprisingly timely and tense drama. The kind of mid-budget adult drama we used to get more regularly. It’s also the only movie to feature a Cardinal vaping as the stinger to a scene.

this guy sucks so hard that he can't get any friends, so he bought a site to make all the users his friends, and they left; and he made a robot to tell him he was cool and it instead said he fucking sucks just like we all know he does how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals

I, however, will oblige

new Amanda lore just dropped, she has a dog??????

I want to talk about the general ennui I feel, where I don’t know if I feel any joy in life and living, but I’m pretty sure the best place for that convo is in a therapists office lol

have finished lovelight farms and can unequivocally say it sucks. bad book. i'm glad her dreams came true, but by god do i wish it had a proper edit.

the more i read lovelight, the more i hate it

grief really is such a fucking bitch

my zoloft dosage was upped last year when i was grieving heavily and going through a long-term friendship breakup, and we recently decided to lower the dosage, and i'm very curious as to how this will go for me

i love it when i wear shoes with a heel and i pass 6', it's such a great feeling

reading lovelight farms and guess what! it sucks.

i'm finally joining the bandwagon and sharing a snippet, pls enjoy, i don't think i've shared this bit before

kinda want to post a simonthony snippet but also have posted various bits and pieces and think i might repost something lmao

10/10 bleet, would rebleet again

i already have 41 bleets which feels very me coded (don't ask more)

plan bee

TWO plan bee snippets, bird app can fuck right off, this is where i'm staying!!!!!

plan bee snippet..... bluesky users are winning today..... i can't believe it.... he has the nerve and they have the privacy.... they're holding hands, there's a tree, i'm gonan combust

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

to what should be no one’s surprise, I just needed to eat ❤️

head hurty

oh my god in my simonthony au simon definitely designs and makes amelia's wedding dress. oh my gooooodddd.

so far bluesky is feeling much more like a group hangout than bird app does-- probably bc the number of people i follow & interact with is smaller, but it's cute! it's fun!

is copacetic a pretentious word

i have reopened the gdoc and am reading tina's notes to get me really going

there's something powerful about seeing people talk about writing and fic in that it makes me think 'oh maybe i should also write?'

good morning sky people

so it looks like there's no priv messaging? I just saw klaxon used on here and wanted to notify anj

hella