Snuggy pic

What do straight people think about when they listen to born this way

Another thing..why is Barney an adult dinosaur friends with kids BJ and Baby Bop? Like I know they’re all plushes of the kids imaginations but why did the kids imagine an adult dinosaur was best friends with two kids dinosaurs

Why do millennial men in corporate spaces use the word “essentially” more than any other group on the planet

feel weird texting my therapist. Like I know she’s not a doctor bc she’s not a psychiatrist or anything but I feel like you shouldn’t be able to text a provider so casual like that

AND BRAD SCHIMEL IS THE APRIL FOOL

Spotify algorithm was getting too gay so I decided to listen to straight people music and best thing I thought of was avenged sevenfold bc I really like bat country but then I wondered—if a woman likes avenged sevenfold too much isnt that pretty gay? 🤔

Is anyone else in a vile fucking mood today for no reason

Every time I have an audiobook the fucking office reconstruction crew decided they’re going to drill ALL DAY 🤬

Today in therapy we were talking about like conceptualizing “normalcy” and withholding judgement of ourselves or whatever and she was like think about it like a standard deviation maybe you’re only like 3 standard deviations away from the middle and I was like isn’t that 99.7 percent 😭😭

Today my boss asked “how is it going” and that is when my eye chose to twitch 😔

As I’ve gotten older I’ve become much more of a wimp about running in the cold like today it was 28 degrees out and I was worried I would be too cold and I get out there and it’s damn okay guess I need to take my gloves off 😭

whenever a goth girl swipes right on me im always so confused like I’m the squarest square who’s ever squared. you like what you see???

There are preteen boys in the gym cafe not eating or where I’m trying to study and idk if I’m amused by them or annoyed. Go to the mall?? It’s literally next door and it’s not vacant and abandoned like most malls

Happy birthday Michael moscovitz! ❤️

So I have season tickets for a college basketball team and I parasocially follow some of the players moms and anyway today the hottest one was brought out on court tonight to do a dance competition with two other moms and she was REALLY good. Anyways.

gorgeous edits on the first moodboard made by grayhello22 on tumblr 😍 www.tumblr.com/grayhello22/...

🔔🔔🔔 THE BELLS ARE RINGING 🔔🔔🔔

chapter 8 now up :) archiveofourown.org/works/429727...

I hadn’t watched btvs 6.13 dead things in a while and this was a horrible decision this episode is fucking DARK in every conceivable way 😭😭

Came home last Thursday for the holidays. Little sister and I were on s3e9 of Buffy. We just finished s4e8 ✋😭

Everyone studying at the library on December 26 is a woman. Female gains 💪💪 on the grindset 😤‼️

The next episode in my bts rewatch with my little sister is earshot and idk I just think it’s weird to watch the school shooter fakeout episode on Christmas Day but oh well

parents church got a major rebranding/makeover and they got new staff and new priests. Tell me why it was the first time since I was five I haven’t yawned during mass

need a mermaid girlfriend rn

*Asking for a new work purse for Christmas* my mom: what color Me: I don’t care I just want it to look like it’s for an adult. Me: also make sure there’s a place for me to put my calico critter keychain

my friend said that ‘most music is mid’ and I said step one to fixing that was listening to less folk music and then step two is System of a Down and then I was told EYE was the one who was wrong???? 🤨🙄

Me being in the bathroom so long I almost missed the impromptu distribution of Christmas bonuses and as I walk out into the main area everyone is looking at me

Telling my friend about boring hinge dates and she’s like “let’s go to the lesbian bar” but then I told her that going to the lesbian bar feels like going to a cafe that allows dogs. Saying it out loud sounded depressing so I realized I had to get off my ass and googled “lesbian book club near me”

Guys I have only one car payment left 😤😤😤😤😤

I posted a picture of my alien flag shirt on Twitter when I should have done it here instead so instead enjoy a picture of my Barbie racecar shirt

Yesterday I was in a hotel lobby with my mom and we saw the family of one of the starters on the college basketball team I support, and it really puts into perspective how embarrassing it is. Why is my mental health contingent on your 18 to 22 year old son’s performance in a basketball game.

There is a potato crisis bc my mother made empty promises to my sister on the eve of her 30th bday so now I am managing the potato crisis and was told to “just airfry them” and they don’t taste that bad

Amen!

Billions is my thirteenth most listened to song this year

Blocking Rick pitino on Twitter

Guests still over during dessert and dad was watching Yellowstone in the other room by himself but it was so loud we could hear it across the house. I go in there and tell him to turn it down and use subtitles and I get called a “dummy” 🤨

today I said to my sister “you know how gay men are obsessed with female pop stars? That’s me but with emo boys” and she acted like that was a weird thing to say

everyone talking about wicked has made me think of the works of mr Stephen Schwartz which has made me think about patina miller simple joys

horse tiktok thread for amanda 🐎🏇

I just moved desks to my permanent place after office remodeling and the ecologists are supposed to sit one desk over from me but for some reason he’s setting up shop DIRECTLY NEXT TO ME

how can i hate a man who rocks up to do the right thing and does so even after being rejected once, cries about his dead brother, and then gets his soft little feelings hurt bc someone implies not everyone likes plants as much as him????

Jonny already making headcanons about Anthony’s life as a father he’s just like my oomfs

i cant remember if i've posted this before. is this something?

Fic lore Wednesday this is random but I was just listening on shuffle and add it up came on and I remembered that at some point in summers a knife they are in a car (?) and the radio is on (?) in my head that was the song playing

this marketing campaign is inescapable

Two bookshelf essentials secured 🫡

I started watching bones for the first time from the beginning to put on while I study and now instead of just background noise I’m actually enjoying it so whenever I want to watch it I tell my friend I’m getting a boner and ppl are getting mad at me 😣

My boss: Do you know what one of your goals for 2025 should be? Me: no. i think you’re about to tell me though. Him: Confidence in your work!! *trying to think of an example that will resonate* haven’t you ever been /sure/ that you’ll ace a test? Me: *straight A student* literally no. Him: 😧

Ali needs to follow me back 🤔