Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

sorry if my posts get worse from here on out, my irls all left so i can be a sad sack

play space station 14

give your ss14 character alcoholism and talk about how you're in debt to the government and don't have a job and can't leave and can't get a job unless you leave but at least she has a job and a couple friends too

it'd be fun if discord added tables but you can only use them if you have nitro

Dirt Aptitude went up.

guy i was sitting next to waiting for our pickup orders stood up and walked to the other side of the restaurant

saw a girl i def went to high school with outside but neither of us said anything

boy oh boy he likes dirt

sometimes you have to spend time in increments of sixteen minutes and thirty three seconds Exactly i'm on artfight btw i'll start soon

yeah i couldnt get it legally. i had to buy it from the John market

are you going to check if i cleaned behind my ears and under my fingernails too fuck off

>run >run as admin >go into settings, open anyway >open anyway >type password >run

i think i already fucked up the thread soz

i wish i could kill myself in front of people but then be fine after

i feel i'm too young to be supposed to know the crushing weight of job board

any hearthlings out there want me

genuinely fat fingered a pipe into dropping it in a river oops

how to make my tar kiln work faster so i can finally use a rowboat instead of this dugout

thanks tiny abandoned camp wih the full stockpile of branches on the ground

it's so beautiful to get really stoned and boot up haven and hearth and spend like an hour fishing

i can't believe my friends want to play games that "are fun" and "have objectives" i'll trick you guys into doing stats homework eventually

everyone's jealous of my natural hair vents

swept my apartment and took out the trash but now it's unnerving i feel like i need to be packing

btw you can cure semi-consistent back pain by getting really drunk one night and you can soothe carpal tunnel with gba games

playing barbie and the magic of pegasus for the gba after remembering it from when i was like 4

pouring hot oil down the shower drain to kill a cicada

one day i'll write an epic crossover between the bell jar and the yellow wall-paper

man who's this guy

you can drink iced tea for not that much money

remember that if your hair is long enough you do need to brush it sometimes lest you face the Shower Comb Reckoning

@ghostthewizard.bsky.social o great scholar praised be the moons and star hey why does my lesser restoration potion look like this

*thinking I’ve got nothing to offer the world* my good friend detective columbo: I should be getting back to mu wife. wish I had something else I could say to cheer you up, pal me: :( columbo: …just one more thing. me: :)

experiencing drunkard's remorse (when you wake up hungover and realize your house is a mess and now you're like handwashing pillow cases)

i try to do one nice thing for him and he refuses me

dear bonbon is having a project done for him (elevating his food bowl) and i've ascertained it needs to be about pickle jar height to be comfortable however he keeps knocking his bowl off the jar

would you rather be woken up by construction every morning or very loud music

can i use my cat to elevate my knee

ask me about my hibiscus jelly

lan party but with brains

the best part of grocery shopping is when you feel like you're getting pulled off your own brain like a leech and then someone tries to recommend a different brand of deodorant

do aliens need hrt

supercilious more like supersillyous

super paper mario means an embarrassing amount of so much to me

i’m not an artist, i’m not an illustrator, but a stupider third thing: i’m a cartoonist