About me 🌟 •29 •From the Midwest ~ • Gay Gay Gay 🌈 • Gaming, Reading, Baking, Anime, Yuri, Painting and Animal advocacy 🐬 • In love with the ocean 💙 🐙🦈🐡🐳🐋🐠🐚🪸🪼

dang that’s one swole bug

if I don’t figure out what fomo is i might actually explode

I should be able to PIT maneuver cybertrucks on the highway

I’m still alive dw

Hey so I realized I don’t really care for this book but I feel like I need to finish it and it’s kind of dragging, so like I feel as though I have to power through it…opinions?

so how yall doin

LETS GOOOOOO

Me as fuck today

When someone serves you legal papers, do they like have to say “you’ve been served” or is that just a little catchphrase they like to use, like “get fucked idiot” type

It truly sucks how this is me tomorrow

How much do you think it would cost to commission columbarlie (columbo x charlie smiling friends) fanart

I should be allowed to rear end cars driven by people I don’t like

WANT TO TALK TO SOME MUTUALS BUT IM TOO SHY

“I asked ChatGPT” that’s crazy I asked my spell book and it said IGNIS

If life keeps giving you shit, then brother, it’s time to flush

people are saying i'm normal and i only get more normal with time

just one more thing…

Happy Tuesday, or as I like to call it, Tuesday

errrmmm pretty sure if the missions really was impossible there wouldn’t be 8 of them

“Don’t take this medication if you are allergic to this medication” cheers mate was going to have it with a side of rat poison thanks for the heads up

refried beans tonight king?

All I know is, if it was ME who found a secret chord, I certainly wouldn’t be playing it to please some lord

rejection email from job I wanted :(

You guys would let me know if this looks terrible right aha

A truly ridiculous amount of time and effort just went in to lining up the header with the background on the pfp

a ghastly new era has arrived jingle jingle

this is where I post from btw

good morning gamers

never understood the idea that aliens would just be like, little green guys

detective leaning over body of hit and run victim: hm…off-road tires. the treads suggest a pickup truck, General Motors most likely. his partner Johnathan Treadfoot, with tire treads for feet: or it could have been a person with tire feet

so what are u guys up to tonight

British horror story be like “oi mate its me, jack the rippah innit”

want to have conversations but don’t know what to talk about

one must imagine Sisyphus with a gaming laptop

do u think ribbiting feels really good, like as a frog do u think they ribbit and are like “nice”

I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say she’s the best actress ever

Applebees has unlimited shrimp…take me to gods country

The first person to use alliteration must have felt like god

Lost my ability to tell people when something I wasn’t expecting occurs. Can’t say I’m surprised.

I’m tired of pretending like I don’t love chicken bacon ranch pizza

getting back into webtoons, any recommendations?

watching american horror story coven for the first time

pain meds taken

you ever take her to your penthouse and freak it

can everyone whisper for a bit I have a headache

dude actually how do u beat the first night lord in nightreign, I keep getting rocked 😭

do u guys have any games on ur phone

does anyone know anyone to commission for a little ghost themed jester oc character

I need it to stop being so humid please