Ozzy Osbourne, Take Me Out To The Ball Game

Sexuality: Bi Relationship status: Bi myself Love language: Bi myself plane tickets

I’m in a throuple (I have two Labubus)

HAIM’s new album is hitting me exactly right.

Does everyone else have a professional crush they have no pretext to talk to and so they avoid them for fear of looking like a dithering idiot? Just me? Cool.

Walz: "This cannot be the norm. It cannot be the way that we deal with our political differences. Now is the time for us to recommit to the core values of this country ... Talk to a neighbor rather than arguing. Debate an issue. Shake hands. Find common ground. This is who Melissa Hortman was."

I write about the intersection of social media, adult content, and cultural trends. Looking for stories. Pitch me! DMs are open

I get pitches in my inbox for increasingly niche dating apps, but none that promise to help me find a tech boi that plays beer league hockey and has “side quests” as a love language

If you’ve ever felt the urge to create a Notion wiki to answer all your small talk questions, you’re either avoidant or you’d made a great product manager

Underrated life hack: Structuring my work around my cycle

Good morning to everyone except Pete De Boer www.nhl.com/stars/news/d...

Some guy at the nail salon is sitting around talking about cars (he works here) meanwhile they’re out of half the drinks on their menu Like sir, please exercise your love of cars and run to Costco

New personal story dropped today open.substack.com/pub/powerofp...

Today my Russian teacher asked me to pick my short name, and honestly, I’m so stoked for a mini-rebrand.

Weekly tarot spread by @jesslemmons.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/powerofp...

The existence of Michiganders implies there are Michigeese and Michigoslings

I love being at the point in my career at which no one questions me when I set my Slack away message to ⛸️

The best possible thing has happened for my career. Client asked me to mention all my adult/NSFW/spicy experience up on LinkedIn. I can stop pretending that I haven’t been adjacent to adult subject matter, even while working in engineering or tech journalism.

“Search is changing fast” and other statements that have been true-but-unhelpful throughout my career

Life is short, and this timeline is wild. Get yourself, your lover, or your enemies a neon tentacle dildo. open.substack.com/pub/powerofp...

AI foodporn is the creepiest thing because why does it all look rubbery?

the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website

I see your Miss Congeniality Day memes and raise you

Thrilled to announce Swell’s newsletter, Power of Pleasure 💓 @jesslemmons.bsky.social @jennrobbins.com open.substack.com/pub/powerofp...

Only fitting that my Finch is happy and nekkid on her “nice” day

This Barbie’s job is 2FA

For 11 months of the year, we have no fucking clue what the Grinch is up to.

Yesterday we witnessed an argument between a man without a suit, and a suit without a man.

Don’t remember my first kiss, do remember where I was the first time I heard “Miss New Booty”

I don’t come off like a Virgo rising, until you put a good taxonomy in front of me and I go like this 😍

rana sutra

To the couple in the park breaking up, I’m very sorry my dog took a dump and a movie theatre piss by your bench. (But to be fair, that’s his rock and he’s marked it many times over.)

i think they forgot to give some emojis souls. 🙂 what the fuck is this. 😛 this homunculus has no light behind its eyes. 😀 stop pretending you know what joy feels like.

the ADHD urge to accidentally give people topic-change whiplash

At least getting off hormonal contraception will make it easier to figure out if I’m being a bitch because of planets or organs

Chastity cage but for my debit card 😮‍💨

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

I’m just a Jimmy Eat Girl in a Jimmy Eat World

Why do ~spiritual~ jagoffs have the idea that feminine = petite when sperm is smaller than an egg by orders of magnitude?

How big is a ravioli before it becomes a calzone?

Launching the Coming Up Roses collection: feelswell.co/collections/...

Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it

lol a dog rescue here in town named three adoptable puppies deny defend and depose

All done with this jovial dosojin statue.🌸

The commercial wherein Jennifer Coolidge accidentally mansplains a hat trick to Gretzky was my third favorite part of USA vs CAN

Letting the crowd sing the national anthem was a class move by Canada. This every time #FourNationsFaceOff

Oliver pretending he’s not wagging when I sing him, “I’ve been a nasty girl”

But where do we find a lavender marriage partner?