I think you have to abandon this argument when the guy you support wants the government to check your ID so you can go grocery shopping...

Zohran 😍

Stay woke friends

this kicks ass

The Vikings/Bears game is going to be such a letdown after this. I can’t wait.

Preview of the announcement:

Always nice to make racists eat shit. Up the Cherries 🍒

This has broken me. I, thoroughly and completely, cannot.

I actually think he’s handling this perfectly. No notes.

Worth putting it on the record here, though you probably already know it: “Alligator Alcatraz” is a concentration camp.

I guess we care about disrespecting military pilots now.

This is heartbreaking. (via someone at the St. Paul rally)

Going from finding out the new pope is from Chicago, to finding out he specifically called out JD Vance, to watching the MAGA crowd freak out about him has made for a lovely afternoon. You gotta enjoy the highs.

The hero we need

Oh hey - Chicago still has a hockey team! News to me!

This all would be very funny if he wasn’t doing….everything that he’s doing.

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

Important to celebrate the W’s. Eat shit, Elon

Why would they join you in that effort when you immediately caved to their original demand?

It never stops being a strange feeling to like the governor of Illinois.

For the low price of $5 million, you too can poison the blood of America!