Another day of dilly dallying at work cus I have nothing to do lmao

What really gets me is the people who like to be mad about climate change, immigration and our daily good increasing in price but then turn around and such trumps dick. You’re wack as fuck dude. Wishing I could staple your mouth shut.

I made lentil soup for the week and yooooo that shit was BUSSIN

In my follicular phase but I really feel low energy today

I received my first pay check on Wednesday and I’ve already spent half of it. And half of what I’ve already spent, didn’t need to be spent. I legit have a fucking spending problem but that shit stops TODAY.

Bitch… I was wondering why tf I was getting sauced off 3 lemon drop martinis (homemade)… we’ll, here’s my recipe: 2oz vodka 1 3/4 oz triple sec 3/4 lemon juice Dash of simple syrup LMAO, its supposed to be 3/4 oz triple sec 🫠

Happy Astrological New year!!! Happy Aries Season!!! Happy birthday to all Aries 🔥🌞

Hot boxing a cig is diabolical work 😐

If I can go on a weekend trip for my bday, I absolutely will

I love time nomad but I really need a day to play around in the app. There is A LOT to look at here.

Mercury and Venus rx in Pisces 😭 solar eclipse in Aries at the end of the month, idk how much of this I can take

Damn straight!

It’s nice to know I’m not alone lol

I think people confuse what diversity means. If you grew up in an area where everyone looks like you, even if you’re all black, Hispanic or Asian etc, that’s NOT diversity. Diversity is a melting pot of different colors, cultures, languages, etc.

Justice for Breonna Taylor Justice for Sonya Massey Justice for Sandra Bland Justice for Tamir Rice Justice for Kalief Browder Justice for Eric Garner Justice for George Floyd Justice for Daunte Wright Justice for Alexia Christian Justice for Rayshard Brooks Say Their Names!!!

Sometimes I need some bad bunny for the soul, other days, I need Vivaldi to clean my mental palette.

the feminine urge to

I really need to learn how to tone down lol.. I work at a nonprofit for ppl escaping DV relationships and I walk in here singing and screaming “HELLO GOODMORNING” as if people aren’t actively on the phone with a DV victim 😐 like girl read the fucking room lol

I hate when I forget to put on fixing spray lol gotta make sure not to touch my face too much all fucking day

I feel really happy this morning

Goodamorning pineapppples

THE CELTICS TAKE DOWN THE LAKERS ‼️ 🍀 Jayson Tatum | 40 PTS | 12 REB | 8 AST 🍀 Jaylen Brown | 31 PTS | 6 REB | 2 AST 🟣 Luka Dončić | 34 PTS | 8 REB | 3 AST 🟣 LeBron James | 22 PTS | left game with groin strain

Public bathrooms are the worst lmao

Might save a life.

Bro I hate being in Boston bc I wanna stop at every cute restaurant I see lmao there are TOO many restaurants here 😭 same with NYC.

No way is there a fyre festival 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo my intuition has been wildly on point recently omg

Well said!

Now that I have a big girl job, I been putting effort into my outfits and makeup and in so glad I have, it makes me feel so good when I look my best and when I feel good, I do good 🫡❤️

First day at my new job went greattttt 🥰

I will never understand not speaking your truth in order to keep the peace. You’re gonna hear what the fuck I gotta say, idc if it ruins family. You’re not moving right, let’s talk about it.

Yo istg I’m engaged to an idiot

I don’t like to drink when I’m feeling anything but good and happy. Drinking sad or angry just doesn’t sit well with my spirit, at all.

Uber is crazy to think ima spend 50 mins in a delivery just for $6 lmfaooooo good bye

ONLY WANT YOUR LOVE IF ITS SOLIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!

New York City

I’m sorry but ya complaining about all these viral and flu outbreaks and how RFK doesn’t believe in yadda yadda but ya don’t even wear masks outside. Please shut the fuck up.

Damn I’m tight, I’m doing DoorDash and Uber. The DoorDash I accepted still wasn’t ready to be picked up. So I’m sitting here, waiting for it. All the while Uber orders are ringing my phone off the hook right now 😭 I just missed out on $30 worth of orders bc of this one DoorDash order.

The Revolution will be AI-icized

Whoever did that over at the HUD, I need you to call me ASAP, we NEED to be friends!

Istg I’m living in a simulation bro lmfaooooo I thought this was fake 😭😭😭😭

I love Ecosia, I just need them to add some version of passkey cus safari has made me extremely lazy lol remembering all my emails and passwords is hard work.

I understand how dismantling white supremacy can be uncomfortable for white people It was uncomfortable for me to decolonize my mind! But everything we’ve been taught is a tool to keep us ALL in an oppressive power structure And we all benefit from ending this racist regime

The best cafe in my hometown is closing this summer 😭💔

Bro… why the fuck would the city put a fire hydrant in front of the ONE spot people can park?! Please make it make sense.

Mars is direct… we now have a single week of all planets moving direct. after this week, venus goes rx and mercury follows soon after. I just might cry but at least I’ll have the motivation to do it 🥲👍🏽