15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

We just watched that Amazon original with Chris Pratt, Mercy. Highly recommend, if you have sins to atone for.

The reality of the lesser of two weasels.

The curse of being an extra-long hair girl: Yesterday I got SIX inches cut off. It feels so different to me, and I really like how it looks, new layers, I curled the ends, feel like a new woman. Saw dozens of people today who know me. Literally one person noticed I’d gotten a haircut.

This *thing* is out there staring at us across the cosmos. Sweet dreams.

There is absolutely no way anyone in the administration will understand a joke about the French and Indian War. That’s half the joke.🔥🔥🔥

Cesar Sayoc, a Trump super fan & obsessive Fox viewer, sent pipe bombs in 2018 to Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, & many other top Dems. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. In the wake of the attacks, Trump said about his rhetoric: "Tone down, no. Could tone up."

Humiliating.

Found the perfect travel outfit. Need asap:

It’s absolutely bonkers how often they set him up with a complete softball and he’s like, “Yeah, the thing is, I don’t care about other people. Like, at all. LOL.’

We'll never know what happened because it was at the one place no competent reporter would ever visit.

I don’t know a single thing about Hasan Piker and you can’t make me.

"Tell me what it's like to live without curiosity, without awe." Letter to the Person who Carved His Initials into the Oldest Living Longleaf Pine in North America by Matthew Olzmann via @mayacpopa.bsky.social

Ten years ago, Colorado voters approved Props 107 & 108. Since then, CO law ensures that unaffiliated voters can vote in either major party’s primaries (but not both.) Now the CO GOP is trying to thwart the will of the voters.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

Our health insurance premium went up 56% in December. We are one family of millions facing these obscene increases. I thought Republicans would be facing insurmountable pressure to do something about it, but alas.

Devastating and beautiful.

I’m going to France for the first time this summer. Any native French speakers here who can tell me the best way to say, “I’m sorry, he’s an evil moron and we hate him, too”?

This is your periodic reminder that Democrats introduced legislation in 2021 to ban gerrymandering nationwide and every republican voted against it except two who were absent.

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Was just speaking to an octagenarian whose entire extended family lives in Canada. She told me none of them want to come to the US anymore. This is a relatively new development…about a year.

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

This is what I was trying to say.

I’ve never been a Warren fan but she skewers this jellyfish admirably.

You're going to want to watch this.

The Strait of Hormuz.

Obviously this is all horrific, but the article says the site with 62 million visitors is a porn site, and 20k of the videos it hosts are these drug & rape videos. We don’t know how many of the 62 million watch those videos. Regardless, they should be taken down and the makers prosecuted.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

What makes it inexcusable (to this Christian, anyway) is the “pray with me, please.”

They should all RSVP, “Quiet, Piggy.”

Me: I’m gonna be so productive today! Also me:

Man of the people

“And shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.” -Pete Hegseth quoting the book of Hezekiah

Tens of people went to see VP JD Vance at today’s Turning Point USA event  🎥 Jake Traylor

I am in health insurance purgatory, and aside from the mind-bending complexity and soul-killing expense, what stands out to me most is how often the companies’ representatives give me straight up false information the majority of the time.

“According to one Italian religious historian, not even Hitler or Mussolini attacked the Pope so directly and publicly. It’s never great when someone says, ‘You should really be more discreet and respectful. You know, like Hitler.’” - Stephen Colbert

Can anybody find the Red Cross in the image? Is this like a Where’s Waldo thing?

Why, thou picture of what thou seemest, and idol of idiot-worshippers

If you see this, post something you saved because it’s funny.

I quit talking about politics with my youngest sister many months ago…I couldn’t bear her defending Trump, whom I’m certain she voted for in ‘24. This morning she texted me: “I wish we had a president who wasn’t a complete blasphemous asshole lunatic.”

I’ve been trying to figure out why I’ve been obsessed with the Artemis II mission — more obsessed than I usually am with NASA stuff. This explains it! (IG: morganevelyncook)

This is so well done. 👌

This was my biggest fear when he won re-election.

literally further away from earth than any human being ever and still can’t get away from him, brutal stuff

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

The message of Easter is that the apparent victory of evil is only just that - appearances. That there is life and hope, and that despite everything, God has a plan, which we can now only see through a glass darkly.

I just watched a documentary about a woman who called herself “Mother God,” and one of her cult members explained that to the untrained eye she might appear to be sleeping at times, but she was actually having “aetheric meetings.”

Oh dear. Oh my.