Kudos to Keisha Lance Bottoms for obliterating the runoff and snagging the Democratic nomination for governor. This is just the first shot in a much bigger battle. Another bold move to dismantle old guard downpressors. #KeishaLanceBottoms #Respect

gob·smacked \ ˈgäb-ˌsmakt \ adj. Slang. Utterly astonished or shocked. Origin: Mid-20th c. British/Irish. From gob (mouth) + smack (slap). * Literally means "clapping a hand over one's mouth in disbelief." Though often mistaken for being physically struck, it implies purely psychological surprise.

We could tell you who our customers were, but we'd have to kill ourselves. #FuhrmanEOW #OJ #Nicky #RonGoldman #JohnnyCochran #Kardashian #MichaelArthurRocha

#Sonar #ASW #Hormuz #AyatollahsChoice #BigGoyNow

Brother Dennis out of Htown says he will demolish the ballroom on day one. #MarvelousBridge youtu.be/NQmYYk_tZxQ?...

Ryan Hass at Brookings makes my writing skills seem irrelevant. #respect

Hebrew media report the Beit Shemesh blast may be an accident at Sdot Micha Airbase. A sodium perchlorate fire likely destroyed a vital stockpile of Arrow-3 exoatmospheric interceptors. Losing a major part of this top-tier missile defense battery is a serious matter for Israel.

"Did Trump get rolled?: How Xi may have walked away with Taiwan." Commentary on Veschi's grand epiphany that <insert Dr. Phil voice> "China maight nawt be yur frayend." #Veschi #MSNOW #LittleRocketMan

Los Angeles Mayoral Candidate Spencer Pratt Is Creating Panic Over ‘Super Meth Gators' Living in the Skateboard Park Under the 110 near LAPD Harbor Division #WhereTheGhettoMeetsTheSea

Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke

#LastLamentInParis #BarelyOrganicIntellect

A short, to-the-point analysis by a talented journalist. David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-trip-...

#NSFW #EpicFucktard #Xi #CivilizationalDisjuncture #RoseSeeds #EricaJerkJr #ShrimpBoy #ChowMeinChilla #WahChing

In Trump’s “booming” economy, Americans are literally selling their blood to pay for rent, food, and gas—200,000 people a day, $4.7B in plasma last year, more centers than Costcos. That’s not winning. #WeCantAffordTrump

Today's People's Daily is a masterclass in what China's state media doesn't say. Trump's Beijing visit, the biggest diplomatic event in years, doesn't even make page one. When stakes are highest, the CCP's "mouth and throat" speak most carefully.

#GhostPartitions #FakeMeatOutside #ChineseKidsWithFlags

Current Shahed situation in Ukraine The death toll rose to 3 in Rivne, the local administration says. Several Shaheds attacked the westernmost Zakarpattia Oblast. 📷 PPO Radar

Prompt: Use this image to generate something similar to a parisian accordian soundtrack. Resp: "Generating your 30's track" #AIAgeBigot

🎥Did ICE award a $12M no-bid contract to Edge Ops LLC, a surveillance firm that used stock photos for its lead scientist, fabricated client reviews, and claimed fake partnerships to sell AI "pattern of life" tracking technology? Today’s Truth or Scare: This surveillance scandal is 100% verified.

"And I don't give a damn about a greenback dollar Spend it as fast as I can For a wailin' song and a good guitar Are the only things that I understand, poor boy The only things that I understand" #TriniLopez

Sir Rod, 81, told the King, "May I say, well done in the Americas. You were superb, absolutely superb; put that little ratbag in his place.” #AdrianDennis #WPAPool #GettyImages

One last plug for those that might have missed it. A new opinion piece from me about episodic memory and systems consolidation. Enjoy! #neuroskyence #psychscisky #cognition 🧪

Can you say "Epididymitis"? We knew you could. Hard drive ghosts in the partitions reared their heads, and we're fearlessly pushing ahead with a hard drive sanitization that defies thought. Hardballing saline into the nads. #gtfoh #UnixHasNoBalls. #TesticularTanning metro.co.uk/2026/05/11/m...

Johnny Grant was the mayor of Hollywood...In many ways.. Rex was the President. #yourockedthembruddah

The End of Hansel Valley and the Beginning of a Post-Industrial Dark Age #CounterPunch

Mr. Allen just purchased 52% of Buzzfeed...Brother quietly sits there and becomes richer...no fanfare.. just greenbacks, #respect

Sai zapping Russian drones after a successful reformat. #BeefalloSoldier #TedTurnerRanch #NoWayOuttaHere

Trapped in a room, computer not functioning...being tortured by actual cockatoos until recovery drive comes....

In the 80s scientists called lasers "a tool looking for an experiment." Not the case today...at all. euromaidanpress.com/2026/05/08/t...

#Influencers #BlackIvoryCoffee #Shilajit

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

Massive 11,000-carat ruby discovered in Mandalay, says Myanmar: Myanmar's military-backed government announced on May 8, 2026, the discovery of a colossal 11,000-carat ruby in the Mogok region of Mandalay. Described as exceptionally large, rare, and of superior qualit… https://ranked.news/789081?u=b

@sfitz787.bsky.social This woman is one of the heavyweights in journalism. #respect bsky.app/profile/sfit...

#CloutTrout #ObamaInCanada #MetaMoronic

Songs for MAGA #BeAManBoy youtu.be/M3-oZk-eOzY?...

Predators can use bioluminescent light displays to attract their prey 📷 @ryepony.bsky.social ☠️ @ericstrother.bsky.social #fwa #fwa26 #cryptids

Here at the cockatoo, we try to find humor in this era. Hence the sophomoric pap. There are many players out there, but if you want a serious take on things from someone who truly knows what's going down,This cat. #respect @jimlaporta.bsky.social www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-des...

A CIA analysis has (reportedly) concluded that Iran can better withstand the implications of a closed Strait of Hormuz than the USA can. It's not a surprising conclusion. Iran has been under sanctions for decades and has become adept at working around them. US consumers do not like sky-high gas.

Live image of Kash hiding at the FBI

Chantilly’s "epic FUBAR" leaks represent a critical endgame signal. Despite false claims, 70% of Iran’s missiles are reportedly still intact, prompting the CIA to pivot to "public disclosure" as a means of managing the fallout. Cockatoo neither confirms nor denies the existence of such a leak. #CIA

#MBZ #Jared #PrinceSultanAirBase #EddieMoneyHologram #StopTheWar

to explain this, the air force uses a narrow corridor in saudi airspace near the iraqi border to get tankers between where they’re staged and the gulf (this is where the collision happened). losing that means it’s over, it more or less cuts them off from the persian gulf and beyond