No Spurs today but still representing at the Premier League Summer Series #COYS

Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”

Perfect timing because my last one got eaten by the dryer (hang drying from now on 😅) #COYS

I took today off for a long birthday vacation, but if anyone thinks it’s because College Football 26 drops in less than 3 hours they’re not wrong either 👀😏

I’ve been waking up so early lately that I started saving my first messages to friends as drafts until a reasonable hour 😂😅

All it took for folks to completely flip their feelings on nepo babies was the words “holy airball” 😭

Son: "Let’s say I am a legend, why not. Only today. In 17 years no one has done it, today is the day, today I will say I am a legend of the club, lets enjoy it. It feels amazing, it is what I always dreamed for, it came true, I am the happiest man in the world."

European Trophy. First in 41 years. Drink it in Spurs fans, drink it in 🍻

COYSSSSSSS

Sometimes, the world gives us beautiful examples of why copy editors are necessary.

You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

Chicago got a pope before they got a pro bowl qb this is insane

CM Pope

Victory in the first leg! 👊

WE'RE INTO THE SEMI FINALS!!!

NFL: His specific movement ability after contact reminds me of a cross between Boots McGee (you’ve never heard of him) and a natural gas powered city bus. Could be an excellent TE2 for a play action-centric team. Second round.

One of our funniest episodes of “Have I Got News For You” airs tonight on CNN. @amberruffin.bsky.social and guest @jennyhagel.bsky.social were on fire.

If I need to make sure I’ve seen 1-2 movies before the #Oscars, what would they be? #filmsky

I love seeing so many of my favorite content companies getting into D&D/TTRPG. But how am I supposed to keep up?😭

The fleshy cowboy head commercials are going to haunt me for weeks

COYSSS

Just got to “Cold War” in my slow #DoctorWho rewatch. I forgot how hard the Clara Oswald-11th Doctor combo went

Seeing players who were just names on a Football Manager save to me a couple years ago completely take over an actual game is 😤 #COYS

Mahomes really got the Michael Jordan effect of forever altering careers lol

A new day in Chicago: The #Bears are finalizing a deal to hire Ben Johnson as their head coach, per sources. Johnson is set to fly there soon and contract parameters are in place. Barring a last-minute snag, the #Lions OC lands with an NFC North rival.

🙃

Starting this special now

I didn’t realize until now that the equivalent of half of this country uses TikTok*. This decision is even bigger than I thought it was *170M US users vs. a population of ~340M

It started raining in t bedroom today bc a pipe burst. And my bed got soaked so I can’t even nap my way through it

I finally broke down and got Balatro. If you don’t hear from me for 3 weeks, this is why

Should there be an unofficial BlueSky rule about double-replying to a post? I keep seeing folks respond to something with 3 posts worth of their unsolicited thoughts just to get no response from OP. It’s almost always awkward 😬

Looks like all that Pedro Porro hurt was his pride 😅😮‍💨

Maybe it’s just me, but this supposed mass migration from Tik Tok to Red Note feels gentrification-y lol

My newest guilty pleasure has to be those terrible tik tok movies where billionaires pretend they’re broke and fall in love

I'm choosing to think of the Zendaya/Tom Holland engagement news as a Tottenham Hotspur transfer story as God intended.

If it comes with early access to GTA 6 you may have a point

Love me JeJe by Tems always gets me

The Bulls beat the Knicks on Derrick Rose day and the Bears beat the Packers to snap their losing streak. Let's Go! We Deserve Chicago!

I’ve got to take my personal email off my work phone. Both pockets and my wrist vibrating back-to-back is not a fun experience

lmao the bathtub www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

US blocks Nippon Steel's bid to purchase U.S. Steel finance.yahoo.com/news/us-bloc...

A reminder of what was actually in his emails, which will no doubt be characterized in vague terms in the coming days

Classic and a personal fav. Highly recommend

Starting up a Wicked/Gladiator 2 double feature w/ the gf to enjoy the holiday Should be a fun FIVE hours

2024 was the Year of the Loser in Chicago. Each team’s season had a masochistic feel, like shoveling your driveway during a blizzard. We look back at an era to forget in the Windy City ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...

Probably my favorite year-end recap, this time from Crunchyroll