Sometimes you just need to sperm.

Prostate pleasure. #TheGoonersHandbook

Could watch this all day

Oh me? Just hanging pipe.

POV

I'm starting to notice a difference thanks to some healthier lifestyle changes. I've even gone down a size that I wear to work and the gym 😁

Happy Pride to this Queen. 🌈

Whip it out

Wanted to wish a happy pride month to the first queer representation we all had as kids

It’s been two weeks since I lost my dog, I had her since she was a pup. She loved me and only me, and that bond was one of the most real things I’ve ever known. I miss her terribly. One of the few things I’ve ever truly loved is gone. I pray she’s waiting for me on the rainbow bridge.

Happy 58th birthday to the iconic Kylie Minogue.

Imagine being a company (whose whole mission is climate protection) suing a drag queen (whose whole mission is climate protection) for using a name of a region in South America (which, oh, you also use). Boycott these losers. Drop the lawsuit, @patagonia.com.

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows

QTP with a male character you love!

I prefer monogamous with guest stars, if possible.

I wore some blue ones yesterday and shorts a few times last week. Just don’t post em.

Not that I remember. 🤔 we’re all humahns though. 🤮

Yeah, I’m in a small city. I have some private videos but those are between me and him. Sorry 😘

FTL Premiums 5 ⭐️ s

A few days ago. I cried.

I’ll bring the meat. You bring the measuring tape.

Strong mood for some heavy frot today 🥵

Dad mustache and bad angle dick pics.

🩲 🌭 💦 🤤

Yesterday 😂

I have not. I don’t like my feet touched 😞

Mythic Key really. Catch me on my Monk, how bout dat?

Situational. Yes but also no. I’ve been jealous and I’ve been indifferent.

Who says I’m not? 🤪

$20 document filing fee 📋

Pervert 😏 ❤️

Top 5 Horror Movies.

A Real Good Puss by Cobrah.

Who can afford?

1… Sluts 😏

Physically yes; emotionally no. I carry them with me.

98.6 💁‍♂️

Personality. Looks are temporary.

Feeling blah; entertain me ngl.link/matt16841

Okay last one

My dog has the spicy farts 😩

This is terrible. ICE separated a single mother from her son, and deported her without him, leaving him in the care of her sister’s abusive ex. Who murdered him.

It's the weekend, baby

Grumble grumble grumble!

Happy Mother's Day (Edea Kramer mother figure of our heroes of FF8)