Like, not only is it upside down, but the whole thing appears to be built on a foundation of Goldfish crackers, queso, and bread

Black folks, pay attention. You’re about to see the media attempting to isolate and spotlight us when talking about SNAP strategically. They will try to create the narrative that “only Black people are on government assistance.” Even though the data says otherwise. 👇🏾

Turns out this #Shohei #Otani guy is pretty good at #baseball

Perfect weather for a #firepit tonight in the Midwestern US

Every Time We Say Goodbye is such an underrated movie, not because the script is incredible, or because, well, Tom Hanks, but because in 1986 Cristina Marsillach was the most gorgeous creature to ever walk the earth and I have been desperately in love with the 23-year-old version of her ever since.

Y'all I am extremely privileged and grateful to report that I have Covid. Not because I have it--it fucking sucks--but because IT'S MY FIRST TIME. Vaccines, a little education, and a general (but not phobic) aversion to germs seem to have protected me for all this time. Trust scientists!!!

Caturday update: I'm back at the farm today and just learned that my brother and his wife adopted this fella! His name is Bertie, and he's an indoor cat now and settling in nicely.

I really don't understand why mainstream media keeps crediting Newsom for the work that his social media team is doing...

Worth resharing this post, now that Bailey is headed to Washington. A true piece of shit, this man.

You know how I can tell that the GOP isn't worried about the midterms? Evil Bove, that's how. Like, they have confirmed some really fucking bad people already, but this one kind of takes the cake. I'm not the praying kind, but god help us all.

I know it's not #caturday, but this lil' dude showed up at the family farm yesterday and he's a real looker.

Man, Blue Jays are such dicks. Saw one brutally murdering a fledgling from our nest of Carolina Wrens. We are in full Bluej Watch mode over here, and I don't care how crazy it looks to the neighbors I WILL COME AFTER YOU BLUEJ, AND VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE #birding

Just another shocking display of corruption, aka Thursday, never to be mentioned again.

Hint: they changed it to 6969 to make it easier to remember

To be fair, he never said he'd STOP being a dictator on day 2

Well, I'm not going to argue with a blowologist.

One of these things is not like the others

How appropriate that this is airing on a channel called American Crimes

Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified" This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.

Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.

I don't know, #coke, I kinda don't think we're gonna be OK with the whole computer thing

Lol I hadn't heard them called the Coup Klux Klan before but I'm stealing it

Hey #unitednations, u up?

Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers: The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. These are the DOGE boys.

ALL.OF.THIS.

I fucking LOVE voting with my dollars. This one will be tough, but...bye

Same playbook here in 2025. Anybody surprised?

And I'll fucking go to war.

Cannot stop thinking about how Octavia Butler wrote a book in 1993 about climate change. It opens with deadly fires in LA in 2025. In the story, a fascist President has just won office with the campaign slogan "Make America Great Again." She was a modern day Nostradamus. If only we'd listened.

Fucking brilliant idea

A good #KC day off, 39th St. version! Beers and brunch at the Hi-Dive Lounge, book shopping at Prospero's, and dinner at Room 39. Trying to do all of my holiday shopping locally this year!

These mini saltines are crazy good, but why? What is the science behind Tinier=Tastier?

Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post

Biden should test the limits of Presidential immunity and force SCOTUS to issue rulings limiting Presidential powers. Get that precedent on the books now. Don't let Trump be the test case, BE the test case yourself. You know SCOTUS won't limit him, but they will limit you, & thus him. DO SOMETHING.

12 years ago today: I had my first real taste of climate change when I found this baby garter snake slithering around my front yard in Kansas City. December is not snake season here...

Spoiler: the US is gonna sit this one out, because corporations.

About fucking time something good happened around here.

It only took Ron Desantis and Chris Rufo two years to wreck this once outstanding college. It was too woke. Had too many LBGT students. So they took it over and wrecked it while enriching their cronies along the way.

New report is out from the CDC on states with the highest rate of STD infections. The top 9 are all Republican states. 1. LA 2. MS 3. AK 4. SD 5. GA 6. AL 7. NC 8. SC 9. AR

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

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BBC: “I used an intermediary to pass questions to the CIA officers dealing with the [Trump-Russia] file....I got a message back that there was ‘more than one tape,’ ‘audio and video,’ on ‘more than one date,’ in ‘more than one place’—Moscow, St. Petersburg—and the material was “of a sexual nature.”

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Rep. Jasmin Crockett is always 🔥

RELEASE. THE. REPORT.

It’s because Garland isn’t an unqualified cocaine fueled pedophile. Hope that helps.

Nearly 100 House Dems just demanded release of the Gaetz report—momentum keeps building.

More of this energy please!