God damn, @404media.co, maybe a little warning next time when you throw this horrific shit in beside other perfectly wholesome porn categories 😀

Going through old school report cards for this ADHD assessment and holy crap. Every single teacher from every single class in every single year says that I'm really good when I actually try but I'm too really distracted.

I reinstalled Nuclear Throne to try out the new update and wow. It still has the juice. I still suck at it, but it knows exactly what it is and nails every part of the gameplay.

I hated Fallon before it was cool.

Top tip for avoiding the drama on Twitter: Don't be on Twitter. Your numbers are mostly bots. Your posts aren't being shown to real people. Your presence is supporting fascism. It's way past time to leave.

Winter is here then.

Look at this ridiculous boy. This is a 70lb dog and he sleeps like a little old lady 🤣

We went to see Home Alone with a live orchestra (@torontosymphony.bsky.social) tonight! A great way for The Boy to see the movie for the first time 😀

Christmas Day this year will mark my 20th anniversary on Steam. This seems absolutely insane to me.

I'd love to be in the room when the FIFA execs realise they're going to need another Peace Prize winner in 2026.

This could be the worst home game I've ever watched. The Raptors totally threw it away by rushing at the basket. After the first quarter they just fell apart.

This Raptors/Hornets game could have a Dick, a Ball and (kind of) a nipple on court at the same time.

Just in case the last outage that disabled half the internet didn't convince you, I think maybe some of you should think about migrating away from Cloudflare.

Ah balls, Chat GPT has found my website and my host has no options to edit robots.txt 🙁

Ooh, that's promising!

Just once I'd like to watch a video on music production or a new piece of gear without the host trying to get me to sign up for their training course.

"In this video I'm gonna take all of your mortgage debt and tie it to the back of this truck. If you catch it, you keep it. But if the truck gets away, the entire customer base debt gets doubled!"

My audio interface has made a couple of weird noises over the last couple of days. This wouldn't be great timing for another piece to crap out on me.

How do we feel about people singing in their native accents? I'm thinking about recording my new songs with my Scottish brogue but I've never sung that way outside of doing the Proclaimers at karaoke 😀

What I'd prefer, instead of the typical Spotify Wrapped event, is a breakdown of how much they paid each of the artists I listened to over the year.

My Spotify Wrapped sucks.

At what point should I start deleting things from my Steam wishlist? There's a couple of things on there I've been watching since 2014 and it seems like I would've bought them by now if I was going to.

I wish more games could optimise their installs the same way.

But what if your body's just bootylicious enough for me?

🎶 All I want for Christmas... is

I just spent 3.5 hours on a call for an ADHD assessment. Due to the nature of the condition I believe that must be my day officially done. My throat is raspy, my brain hurts. How do normal humans do work where you have to speak to people all day? Give them all medals.

Jesus. Both my son and my dog are now on antibiotics and cough medicine. As if they both don't already think they're blood relatives, this is getting ridiculous.

Always dreamed of adding a mud room to our house.

Happy St Andrew's Day to my fellow northfolks 😀 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This is a great win. Hopefully this movement will catch on, at least partly because the courts have already seen the kind of garbage that AI tries to put into the world.

Unfortunately it looks like The Boy might have a perforated ear drum 😕

Happy American Thanksgiving to those who celebrate!

Imagine admitting to having writers block for music you're not even writing. The industry is cooked.

You scumbag, you maggot,

Another day, another bundle of free audio plugins I've downloaded but will probably never use 😅

I am, not for the first time, begging people to stop using Google for search.

Trump wants to distract from the Epstein files so much he actually pushed a movie with non-white people in the lead roles. He's getting desperate.

I accidentally stumbled into "spatial scene" mode on my phone and I have to admit it's pretty cool. Here's a screen capture of a live conversion with our big guy #ItsCarl

Barbetes!

I found a Super Mario Kart glitch where you can end a race and regain control of the kart after the scores are tallied. I haven't seen it documented anywhere but I'm 99.9% sure I didn't imagine it.

Can you imagine being the richest person in all of human history, and still being so unimaginative, boring and unlikeable that you need to use a racist robot to try and get people to engage with you at parties? Holy shit, he's a human tragedy. Shakespeare could never.

Hey, you think maybe there's some kind of low effort, possibly AI generated but almost certainly botted propaganda campaign going on?

Ugh, you're telling me that not only do I have to wake up, I need to get out of bed as well? FFS.

Santa Claus parade day, baybee!

So is there a viable free Gmail alternative yet? Because I'm still looking. Proton maybe?

My new hobby: Claiming a bunch of free music plugins using a duck.com email address and a completely fabricated street address. Turns out not many of these websites actually check legitimacy before letting you place your order.

Burning a symbol of hatred is (probably) protected by free speech laws. What I'm saying is that if you see one of these, you should - nay, MUST - set it on fire. It's your civic duty.

A few months ago I got some Xpand laces (highly recommended) for these shoes - before I even got the shoes. I've had the shoes for a while now, so whoever took them from wherever I put them, I could really use you bringing them back.