A pretty obvious one here is "Being a good person requires nothing of me beyond believing that I am a good person"

Oh brother, brother I am telling you it just makes sense.

Basically I think what's happening in the Republican party right now is they're in the "fastening the belt" stage of when a guy accidentally strangles himself while jacking off to CSAM while his wife and kids are out of town

I am getting even more obnoxious about hockey

Wow, I mean...it makes sense. It just makes so much SENSE.

Heard Fortunate Son today and started wondering if there are any other wars besides Vietnam that have a theme song

The Pitt (2026)

Puck actually still rhymes with duck bro, I'm telling you bro it still makes sense

Think about watching a movie adaptation of a book before reading it, and how difficult it can be to then imagine the characters and settings in any way other than what you saw in the movie. By occupying that creative mental space before you, AI can literally rob you of your own ideas.

After review, it just makes sensssseeee broooo!!!

Really feeling my OATs today (Old And Tireds)

Ok I'll admit that it's news, but woulda been a lot cooler if it was News

Reminder that this is the FIRST SKETCH of the FIRST EPISODE. Just an all-time lead-off home run.

It just makes SENSE BROOO

IT JUST MAKES SENSE BRO

Duck rhymes with puck, it just makes sense bro

Not me though, my tax dollars went exclusively to remote workers jerking off on the clock

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I'm not sure if it's good to do this to your own soldiers and then let them walk around base carrying their own guns at will but I guess we'll find out

Wondering if we will reach a point where it will be easier and more economical when you fly somewhere to just buy clothes at your destination rather than taking any luggage

I will vote for any presidential candidate who vows to make a Musk/Miller/Hegseth human centipede on day one

Oh my god I just discovered that even though I can't read books while I'm stoned, I can totally read screenplays. Oh my god. Holy shit.

Walked by the retirement community down the road and gave a high five to a septuagenarian in a Guy Fawkes mask who was out on the sidewalk waving at traffic

People are celebrating this but it's actually really awful. Todd Lyons should not, under any circumstances, be allowed access to medical care. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

It is time for the Milwaukee Brewers to begin their long but inevitable journey to victory in the World Series 🙂

Sad to see this! I started watching Starfleet Academy as an intended hate-watch after seeing the awful trailer they released for it, only to discover, behind the teen drama, the most engaging and thoughtful Star Trek I've seen in years. share.google/bI9X6ieoiyA0...

If I were in charge of music at the Utah Mammoth home game vs. the Anaheim Ducks, I would simply not play any hype songs by popular recording artist Duck Sauce

You: Overall this looks great, just make those little corrections we talked about and send it over so I can sign off. Me (wearing loose bathrobe, surrounded by pulsing LEDs, video of a hot DJ doing a live dub techno set on a huge TV beside me, finishing off a can of CBD water): Awesome, thanks!

Sometimes it's kind of funny watching these people when they think they've got a smart idea. It's like they hear something rattling around in their own little skulls and get excited bc they think a treat's about to pop out.

I got married last year on a farm on Cesar Chavez Day, and my wife and I, who both worked in agriculture, used the occasion to honor the workers who make our lives possible. It's infuriating to have to add his name to the list of men who've used their power to abuse and betray others this way.

All of these people exist on an xy axis of severe punishment where x = "deserves to experience it" and y = "would be fun to observe them experiencing it" and imo the DOGE boys are hiiiiigh up on that y axis

Major breach of chef code to wear your whites like this outside of the kitchen without some compelling reason. It may not sound like a big deal but cooks get excoriated for doing it. This is an attempt at a flex, and an especially pathetic one.

Are we still supposed to have the World Cup and Olympics here or...?

Me, a tea freak, tasting a beautiful white tea orange so fresh the aroma alone awakens my senses: Wow... it's like I can taste not only the orange, but also the leaves of the tree it came from and the sunlight that gave it life. My wife, tasting the same: Yum...stale fish water.

Beginning to read histories of WW1 and the Korean War hoping I'll find out what's happening now is not quite the dumbest shit of all time

As a kid, one of the most exciting things my mom could say to me was "Let's go to Target." As a teen, I often hung out in Target with my friends. In my twenties I had reason to stop in multiple times a week. Lifetime of loyalty and great memories. They destroyed that and this isn't going to work.

The god of the Bible very famously loves it when men declare themselves king and try to boss him around

honestly, this goes in the war crimes prosecution file, a pretty clear declaration that the mission is not guided by rules rooted in the law of armed conflict

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

My best friend's decided to become a San Jose Sharks fan and it's more fun to get into a sport when you've got a friend to talk shit to so I am formally announcing my allegiance to the noble Anaheim DUCKS

Gonna be a nonstop rain of bullshit today. I must rise above. I must endure.

Unpopular opinion but I don't think weiner dogs have any business being on a race track

Last week I had a terrible day off work. Today I'm having a great day off work. Every day off work should be great, but I guess it just goes to show you: you never know

Me when I see a cat looking at me through someone's window

I think we need a new constitutional amendment clarifying that the 8th amendment does not apply to this guy specifically

The basic thesis of Racecraft by Karen & Barbara Fields is that people unquestioningly accept the validity of non-existent racial difference, thereby making them fundamentally incapable of shaking off their ignorance. Extreme example here. Nazi castles are all made of fantasies of sand.

Crispin Glover please emerge from your hole

The impression I get from talking with my bandmates is that every show we play is one guy having fun (me) standing next to three people on the verge of a panic attack

Reminder that data shows Republican campaigns rely on mega-donors who, despite having millions of dollars to give away, can still only vote once. Steve Hilton isn't winning anything and this framing is dishonest. calmatters.org/politics/202...