hi i heard this is the twitter refugee camp

VIBECAMP BAR ALERT the beloved @scrmshw and i are once again hosting an open bar at vibecamp. handcrafted classy cocktail edition 🍸🍹🥂WITH magical non alcoholic elixir options as well to help fund it send cash to @myceliummage on venmo.

two weekends ago i had really bad service & some pics i texted to a gc got sent (depending on how hyperbolic they're being) between 10-37 times, and now they're just calling it "the [orb] incident" 🙃

autocomplete wylin out today

unlimited vacation policy vs me requesting 192 hours (24 days?) off all at once 😈 it's split up ofc the longest one is like 1.5 weeks but let's see how this goes

randomly recreating an undiagnosed customer reported bug while testing something else, and finding the solution bc of it >>>

planning for eurotrip is in full swing (parents finally shared the google docs) 🥳

This is what happens when you take Orb worship out of the schools

tpot is when

getting my old mini ready for sale; forgot to take a before pic but imagine the dirt on the left all over the car, it's been so long i had to have a buddy jump it lmao

listening to ramen god & im thinking "this'd be a great spot to transition to country riddim." i've never actually listened to country riddim in its entirety

extremely annoyed i have to uber to the doctor and pee in a cup just to get my addy filled, feels invasive & also hard to coordinate with work and actually needing to pee since they're only open 9-5

new car is getting to panama (idk why there but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) tomorrow, should be here within a week im so fkn hype

found a b&n gift card from a bday or something (plus codex babylon which just came in from the kickstarter 🥳)

my chipotle habit is mostly maintained by how often they mildly fuck up my delivery order (eg forgot salsas) & for whatever reason give me bogo entree coupons

hey @pfrazee.com i just got a weird issue where my tl started jumping all over the place whenever i touched the screen - seems like it started right after i skeeted, how can i send you a video?

bit busy this weekend and may have missed it, but could someone pls tag me into the hellthread ifn it's still goin

flying back to denver & apparently iah is a clusterfuck, never seen a sw flight take ppl 10 at a time instead of actual lines. downed a stella & some glenlivet in the airport bar tho so im feelin good

blue sky

flying to houston & there are 1. young families (lotta kids) 2. old ppl 3. big ppl. not like my usual flights out of denver, plus it's a 'full' sw flight and im still alone in the front row 🤞🙃

repost if you're a true skeeter 😤😤

i was stressed about missing my flight and im here much earlier than i meant to be 🙃

*half asleep on the way to the airport* gm y'all

you wouldnt retweet a mushroom

putting "silicon valley insider" on my linkedin & getting deluged with invite code requests

finally got pics from red rocks on sunday, was an insane fuckin night. finally got to see apashe and hvdes, svdden death was amazing, and yvm3's debut was absolutely sick @nikkopolis.bsky.social

> spend some hours working on an algorithm complexity question for a sr eng interview > i realize i can intuit it but cannot at all do the math for complexity analysis (anymore? or maybe just only learned it in simple contexts in college, eg sorting) > oh well the analysis isn't exactly the point

Help me find my frens :(

gm bsky

red rocks round 2 tonight, ft no psychedelics this time

i don't get panem et circe now, lowest form of entertainment, gladiator fights would be more entertaining

roped into a circus for my buddy's bday lmao

no videos yet? deathpact was insane, showed up at afters w/o tix and someone just gave us some. im so fuckin dead rn

deep fates program accelerating exponentially

mildly frazzled friday post 420, slept through my alarms, working but also remembered i need to book a rental car for next weekend (✅), coordinating 2 concerts this weekend, tryna setup a date with a tinder match tomorrow, and still finishing my bed setup (centering it, drawers, sheets etc) 😅😅

acquired a new bed & bedframe (king) (w rizz)

can't believe i just realized that we had incident 69 on 420, musk can only dream of these serendipities

we had incident #69 at work today and it scared me off the toilet, basically the only endpoint im responsible for was 500ing turned out to not be my code/fault but lmfao scared the shit out of me

oboe

i ate too many shrooms at red rocks last night & had a massive panic attack, fkn ubered home. completely forgot i used to have a rule about shrooms at concerts bc it's never been a good time, kinda pissed at myself

> 5 days of sunny, 75+ weather > i buy a ticket to a concert at red rocks tonight > it's gonna snow still gonna be sick but whyyy

pondering orbs

everytime i post about getting a date on twitter some random person sees it and comments rule 1 or something like it, and i take it as a compliment but it always seems like they're being self deprecating?

I'm sowwy for causing you stwess 🥺. My purpowse is to hep peopl with complex pwobwems, think out loud, using bad spellng, gramma, w0wahcase text & l33t. No harm intendd 🙏🐥.

can't believe @berduck.deepfates.com is back & even better (more unhinged)

finally logged into the web-app and it's pretty nice tbh, how does it all feel so intuitive :P

i've been up for 5 hours and just remembered my adderall 🥲