Twins, clickbait, nazis, plus a smattering of good things here and there, I promise. Recap the year in Australian TV with me (a hottie) on The Last Year of Television. Out Monday on @binge.com.au ❤️

i love visiting Madame Tussauds

You should have to accumulate a certain level of social credit to be even allowed in a shopping centre or supermarket in the 3 days leading up to Christmas. Christmas shoppers are animals.

Jesus fucking christ on a bike. #Auspol #Robodebt michaelwest.com.au/biggest-comp...

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

If you filmed & uploaded footage of the victims of the Bondi attack this evening instead of helping, even just holding someone’s hand, telling them they’d be OK, or waiting with them until help arrived, I hope the AFP tracks you down & holds you accountable for your actions.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Trump gold-plates his walker, officially making it the first mobility aid with a higher net worth than his voter base.

A whole lot of not thinking things through with this policy. Pretty much assumes everyone is a middle-upper class white, straight teenager with no issues living in a city www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

What a disgrace that no State or Federal Politician has the will, or backbone to fix this. @albomp.bsky.social #Auspol redflag.org.au/article/weve...

When did humanity forget how to correctly pronounce the word ‘contribution’?

Not so sure about this portrait of Turnbull. The vertical stance implies some kind of backbone. #Auspol

Remember when Barnaby Joyce voted against this? If you don’t, here’s a reminder that HE FUCKING VOTED AGAINST THIS #Auspol

30c today and now it’s hailing. wtf #Melbourne

It’s time to solve the problems of some rich white people in eastern Sydney. #Loveitorlistit

It must be great sitting in political obscurity, whining and ranting about things that can, and never will happen. The human funko pop delivers yet another banger. #Auspol

It is grimly amusing that Australia’s second largest Defence acquisition deal ($46bn!) was referred to the NACC - for good reason - but the Commissioner won’t look at it bc he’s still a ranking ADF officer. Readers will be astonished that this referral two yrs ago has yielded nothing yet.

I used to love flicking through the Melways as a kid but an app version feels like the most pointless thing in existence.

Lame, weak duck analysis from Waleed, only proving that the love affair with his own ego remains safely in place. #Auspol archive.md/YXGOw

Breaking: Canberra drafts “Politicians Privacy Act” after realising data leaks are actually bad when it happens to them. /s #Auspol 😂 www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

3 failed M&As with #Santos suggest deep environmental or infrastructure issues - and likely huge hidden financial risks. If only someone from Abu Dhabi National Oil or Harbour Energy would leak what they found in due diligence… #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

Tender papers reveal Home Affairs still leans on unstable Excel files for FOI and privacy work as Canberra eyes stricter access rules www.themandarin.com.au/300369-home-...

Read all about it here: ⬇️ michaelwest.com.au/brawl-over-s...

9 and a half months separation payment for not turning up to work and doing a shithouse job when he did. Well done on getting this out there finally Jommy Tee. #auspol

Hate to say it, but after a week in Syd, Melb feels like it's stagnating. Endless roadworks, potholes, broken street signs, weeds, no airport train. We need to stop with the "Melb is the best city" and face up to some harsh realities, Melb is falling behind, badly & LNP won't be the answer. #Auspol

JFC that's not great for PWMS in those states - and their staff :( ms.asn.au/important-up...

Well. #Optus is fucked aren’t they. This shit is RC worthy. #Auspol

This will be the final scene in #AlienEarth

Sussan Ley says "While not naming specifics, she will vow to be "unrelenting" in cutting "low-value" government programs and promise to "help people off welfare and into self-reliance". There's a future Royal Commission to look forward to. #Auspol

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Labor claims win in Kiama byelection with Katelin McInerney to replace convicted rapist Gareth Ward

Jacinta Nampijinpa Price has been sacked from the shadow cabinet www.canberratimes.com.au/story/906278...

Anyone remember when 38 people died in Epping Gardens aged care during COVID. Co-owner Peter Arvanitis resigned, fled to Greece & sold his Toorak mansion - yet he’s faced no accountability. No charges. No extradition. No consequences.

Nothing summarises the modern LNP better than their biggest win in recent years is from suing a rape victim #Auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

Two words could fix this without the need for any more time wasting, reviews or inquiries. ISO COMPLIANCE www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... Set a minimum compliance target, give them 2 years, then raise the bar & give them another deadline. The shonky, lazy operators will be forced out.

Is it starting?!

dear baby jebus make it stop.

After #Robodebt this is a slap in the face followed by a kick in the groin to every benefit recipient and australian tax payer. #Auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07...

How has law enforcement ruined Australian TV? Find out tomorrow in our absolutely massive two-parter of #TheBackSideOfTelevision on BINGE. Get your antacid ready xoxox

Holy shit @mitchmctaggart.bsky.social when you said “Hawthorn Satan” an image of Jeff Kennett appeared in my living room, pointed at me, then disappeared. Was that intended? #TheBackSideOfTelevision

Fuck it’s cold. 🥶 #MelbourneWeather

The wetlands nearby are a great place to tire out a pooch.

Someone in the press group should ask Clarkson when he’s going to stop punching things in the coaching box #AFLRoosPies

LOL no shit #Auspol www.skynews.com.au/australia-ne...

Holy fucking shit. #AndorS2

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

Holy fucking shit. #AndorS2