"massive head injury"

Aww man; I was just gonna try that today, too.

"Still punk as fuck" I mumble, chatting amiably over hors d'oeuvres about recycling options at my wife's literacy club picnic.

"and cannon" seems to have been somewhat overlooked here.

I personally don't plan to be doing a lot of talking about much of anything 200 years from now.

Conor McGregor won't see your posts making fun of his career-ending injury, but I will. Keep 'em coming!

ECON 101 in the 80's. Last final of the year. 11:00 am exam. Get there, students streaming out: some asshole called in a bomb threat. Test moved to 7:00 pm. Back to dorm, drank, staggered to exam. Multiple choice. No cheating. Pretty sure I drew a duck. B+. THAT was a fucking curve.

Had a 30-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell today. All he did was complain about how lifeless the Yankee offense has been lately, which was pretty ballsy considering the source.

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Our Ass.

These Montreal bars don’t card for shit

I also need hundreds of billions in revenue, and I promise I will use up much less of your fresh water and electricity.

You've five-fingered your last death punch!

Show was so far up its own ass the last two seasons, but I'll still finish it, I guess.

You couldn't waterboard this stuff out of me, let along get me to file it in a public forum.

The former Sisti estate, built by one of the owners of Colonial Realty, a Ponzi scheme disguised as a realty company. House is almost certainly cursed.

I want to buy this guy a beer. For obvious reasons, it'll be skunked.

Canada is about to start an international incident, and I am here for it.

I made dinner

I enjoy that her defense of her vote is basically "well, I'm fortunate enough to live in a blue state so it's not a problem for me, personally." Senator, what about those who live outside of Maine, or in a red state? Collins: Fuck 'em

Fuck them, fuck Karmanos, and fuck Gary Bettman.

I took a picture

Please sir, my Warhols, they're Dandy.

If I'm on the jury I'm voting 'guilty' before the opening statements are complete.

Please sir, my messiahs, they are screaming AND blue!

/Inarticulate yelling //feces throwing ///fights three of the kids ////hauled off by the cops -GG Allin

One thing I can say after this week is that I am definitely not going to vote for Graham Plantner. Mostly because I live in Connecticut, and it really isn't an option for me.

We can, should, must, and have do better

How Tuberville survives without an aide around him constantly telling him to breath in AND out is beyond me. Genuinely one of the stupidest people stumbling around the planet.

I was going to go to bed early, but thanks to Les Habs and Vichy Hartford I apparently need to line up the cocaine, rev up the motorcycle, and tell the helicopter crew to open the hatch. Let's fucking go!!!

When you should probably just put the book down.

My cat, serving so much cunt next to a school that I'm probably going to be arrested.

The Silent Red Apostles.

The Static Stones

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, And Grogu

Stabbing Farther Westward

My “Justices Are Not Poltical” T-shirt is raising a lot of questions about it being directly contradicted by my very political judicial decisions.

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash

he just looks so determined!

Fuck yeah, Montreal!

I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but it seems to me that John Fetterman kind of sucks.

Requiem for a Dream, The Musical

Every day is Earth Day, dumbass.

I hope for something very different from John Roberts.

OH YA THINK!?!?

PK Subban either needs a fashion consultant or he needs to have the one he currently has shot.

Raising Arizona. Also I am old.

TAGE THOMPSON IS AN UNSTOPPABLE PRODUCT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT HOCKEY PROGRAM AND HE WILL NOT BE DENIED!!! (just took me three tries to spell 'Connecticut' and I've lived here my entire life)

More ice cream