party at my place dress code is this

if anyone wants to make historical movies about women showing off their big arm muscles though please go right ahead (and cast @theabigailthorn.bsky.social )

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

*comparing arm muscles with wife* Me: "hmm i wonder what this muscle is called" Wife: "arm!!" Thank you wife, you are so observant 🩷🩷

Life was simpler when I only listened to Denpa songs and played shitty free-to-play arena shooters. It was definitely less fulfilling, but it was a vibe

nom

Why the fuck does Deadlock have such a massive racism problem. Like on one day I solo queued 4 games in around Phantom and every game had to lane with someone who would just say the most heinous racist shit any chance they got. Can something happen about this?

I think Jar Jar would eat pussy good tbh

I'm having one of those days where I'm really pissed off for being denied estrogen for 4 years

I've been watching Stand Alone Complex

I can't believe that my wife gives her cat a medicine that's basically ear gunk that makes him hungry. How did the doctors figure out that the best way to make a cat hungry is this gunk that's best absorbed through the ear?

dudes rock

I don't call myself a Star Wars fan because I like Star Wars way too much for that

I never properly "celebrate" May 4th, even though I love most of Star Wars to death. Are there any cool or silly things I could do? Sadly I'm getting home too late for a marathon, which would still be a great idea

If any cool Deadlock lesbians and/or trans people in Oracle/Phantom want to squad up, they should hit me up :3

Lesbian knights ⚔️

I think I should just think less. I think that would be good for me.

Seeing so many beautiful people on my phone makes me happy, and then sometimes it makes me sad, because I can't be a beautiful person on someones phone making them happy. Fucked up world

Me rn

I love the current economical climate as a student. My landlord decided to raise my rent and now I'm paying straight up a ridiculous sum for a rinky dinky ass studio apartment. Wonder how "Students get to live too lavish" people feel when I mail them a pipe bomb (in my dreams)

Sentences you couldn't waterboard out of me Raise your hand if you didn't have a nazi phase

I have to leave wife for two days tomorrow and it's the worst thing ever

I have written a new blog post about rather or not making art makes me happy (I mean of course it does but come on read the post there is more too it) deer.stream/blog/post.ph...

Wizard who forcefems the king's son so there's no longer a clear line of succession, call that an heir conditioning unit

the black lagoon fandom is dying repost if you're a true lagooner

I feel like what I can only call trauma supercharged executive dysfunction is really ruining my day-to-day right now. Can someone take out my brain and rinse it like a sponge? I'm lucky to be chilling right now, with little responsibilities, but my brain keeps saying "no" to the fun stuff I enjoy

@eeveelutionx.bsky.social us

I really really really did not expect to become absolutely obsessed with speedrunning Portal casually, but here I am learning all the goofy stuff people do to break the game. It's very very fun :3

Marathon levels be named shit like: We're all doomed Good day for dominoes ad absurdum Birthday party for Bob Pfhor fucks sake

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

I love lesbians I love being a lesbian I love women. I love you mascs I love you femmes I love you butches I love those who don’t fit on the spectrum. I love you trans lesbians I love you lesbians of color. I love you nonbinary lesbians I love you disabled lesbians. I love LESBIANISM!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈

So I've had this productivity/doing things issue for a long time in my life and I do genuinely need therapy to fix it, because processing it on my own hasn't been successful at all. It sucks and I hate it, but today I decided to write down stuff about it to clear my mind, and it helped me a bit!

bad news for your prostate, i'm awake.

@jumbojorts.bsky.social I've been requested by @danaenight.bsky.social to send you Safety Goat. Accordingly, here is Safety Goat.

Some days you get out of bed and every subsequent thing that happens just feels like an obstacle you have to deal with to reach the goal of getting back into bed

every day is sapphic sunday if you're a real yearner

have I ever mentioned that I really like women?

Ye shall not rob from the house I have built, or commit any theft or unrighteousness, least ye be stuck down and driven into the earth forthwith, and the land of the heathen consume you.

For some reason the music made me think of the old anti-piracy ad so I spent way too long making this for no reason

I get so overwhelmed by the stuff I need to do that I don't even feel like doing the stuff I want to do. ADHD is the ultimate boredom machine

I fucking love writing things with a pen and paper. I love it so much that in my first ever programming exam I brainstormed the code by writing methods on paper, with Visual Studio open right next to me. Writing like that just feels really good, no clue why

Honestly what if I just ignored my responsibilities and looked at funny people post cool things today. Everything that is today Eves problem can be handled by tomorrow Eve

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

#astralyn a little peck

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