yall its really unbecoming and nasty to celebrate the death of any person I am just PLAYING that bitch died and it rocks and I hope it keeps happening!

Opened up Teams at work for the first time in weeks. Immediately closed it.

First step is to stop beating myself up. But if I don’t, who’s gonna hold me accountable?

Im a good citizen, officer.

“No.”

Are the posts here really called skeets? I don’t mind skeeting all over the place. I just need confirmation.

Hunter Schafer got some nice tiddies

Recently found out that I’m on the spectrum and everything makes sense.

It’s all fun and games until I meet a micro aggression with real aggression.

achoooo 🤧 I think I got the bird flewww 😩

Hate how social media has trivialized what intrusive thoughts really are

Bluesky leads me to believe that Elon doesn’t optimize twitter after he adds dumb ass features. For somebody to claim to be a tech bro, he understands jack shit about the basics of hardware and software.

Yeah I’m thirsty on main. And?

Hunter Schafer got some nice tiddies

New Drake 🚨🚨🚨🚨 “8am in the Courthouse”

Type of woman they use to build statues of

No but they ordered you.

Tired.

I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this

Nah. Just put some earphones in and mind your business

I already don’t like trump. I don’t need to see constant posts about the mf.

What part of “two sides of the same coin” do you people not get?

Pause

wanting a relationship but knowing I don’t deserve one yet

The prices of groceries, day care, doctor fees, school supplies, clothes, rent/mortgage, and entertainment will contribute to the declining child birth rates. Fuckin doofus.

Trolls will be on every platform in existence. Best you can do is not interact with them.

Reason why I don’t lay down until the end of my day. Once I’m in bed, it’s WRAPS.

Great work mods!!

Glorilla voice be having me…nvm it’s to early. Good morning to all 5 of my followers!

6’13

What you gon do if I don’t???

Twitter blue unlocks features that are free to use on other apps and mfs think that shit is gonna last another decade.

You underestimate the power of bots.

They were like this before lol

No. I got robbed on the way in.

Quotes with a random image you have saved

Just wait til I get byke in the gym.

Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

Type shit

Video auto play gon have to be turned off tho.

Michael Jackson was probably wearing loafers with white socks when nobody was looking.