Get high on a different level… I’ll leave you blissfully melted 😌💭 
Floating through the East Village tonight if you feel like getting elevated in other ways 🌙

Quite literally rode her to death 😳⚡️who's gonna sponsor my nightly trips to ecstasy? 💸🤞 Headed to pick up a replacement shortly 🏃‍♀️💨

Spring has sprung and if you so much as THINK that it's going to get cold again then I *just might* ignore you forever for trying to manifest a cruel punishment on us all 🗡️ 😈 So don't do it!

It might **still** be cold out there but I'm feeling 🔥🔥 I'll be lounging this evening near Columbus Circle if you're craving this summer heat 😏❤️‍🔥

Today only...I'd hate for you to miss the mood I'm in ❤️‍🔥☀️

A little East Village mischief planned for tomorrow… nothing too innocent 🌸 - you know how to reach me 🔥

Fav spots for lunch in the East Village? I'll be hanging around there today 😏🔥

No matter how hard I try, these things never stay put! 😝🍒

I love Cardi B's "a ho never gets cold" declaration but it is very untrue for me personally. Other than stockings and furs - how tf do i manage to stay sexy in these frigid temps 🥶 I wanna wear all my fav tiny clothes to go dancing but I also don't wanna freeze 😭

John Waters never disappoints

There's a very specific kind of mischief 😉 I'll be up to in the East Village this Monday & Saturday ☀️ anyone else impatient for spring to get sprung? 🌱

Busy business woman has opened up her schedule (and legs?) for more 𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 🔥📲 hmu if you want a lil escape 𝟝𝟘𝟜-𝟝𝟚𝟙-𝟞𝟚𝟛𝟜

Sanitized My bluesky timeline, but y’all know the truth about who I really am.

So I’m REALLY going to need cl*ents to start re-utilizing the old school PROPER channels to do their b0okings and to reach out to girls, especially with all these new changes… please stop jeopardizing our accounts with your DMs. X and Bluesky is not an appropriate form of communication.

once again reminding friends, followers, and fans to divest from socials and get on our mailing lists!!

Big bummertown in the social media world these days. 🦋 😢 The big tech bros low key hate hot girls - so my feed is a bit more empty than it was yesterday. . . trying to stay afloat on BS through this BS 🤞 but love y'all all the same! 💋 🔥

‼️⛔️DEAR MEN🚨‼️ if i catch you looking sexy while reading fiction in public, im gonna have to ask you what your reading (aka hit on you) (this public service announcement does not apply to non-fiction readers)

Still waiting for my Romeo to spoil me with this thong! I'm going to up to ante to sending 🔥 THREE custom pixxx 🔥 to whoever snatches it up for me! tinyurl.com/53pnhaeb Pretty pretty please?

@pennymadeye.bsky.social oh my Goddess where's that robe in your profile pic from?! It's gorgeous - as are you! 🔥😍

I just had a mental flashback to my days as a baby Domme when I made my sub read The Bell Jar to attempt to better understand womanhood 🤭📚⛓️

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I know I’ve been playing a bit of hide and seek 🙈 but here's a *big* hint - I’m in your inbox! 🧚‍♀️🪄 Left a few flirty surprises in my newsletter — they disappear in 2 weeks when I escape for February! ✈️🏝️ #CatchMeWhileYouCan!

What's one little travel purchase that made all the difference on a trip? I think mine is this fan...just need someone to get me it first 😇🪭 tinyurl.com/ymwdcvf5

I know I’ve been *such* a naughty girl — aka offline — but I promise I’ll make it up to you 😇 Santa’s not the only one keeping a list… you know where to find mine (Lincoln Bio) if you want to spoil your fav girl this Christmas 🎄✨

MamDADDY as the mayor-elect isn't the only good news this week! 🙌 starting this Monday, I'll be hosting every week in Gramercy! Newsletter dropped so check your inbox for all the deets! 💌 or if you're not on my mailing list yet www.marisamontague.com/raffle/mondays

Posting this silly pic of me at the Dog Parade last week since I know yall love me for my carefree whimsical personality and not just my ass 🐶🐾 (and yes, I had puppy face makeup on) 💕💜

Pristine beaches without the backpacker chaos 🏝️, a little jungle mischief 🐒, and nights that don’t end till sunrise 🌅—Indonesia or Malaysia for my winter escape? Maybe a lil stopover back in Thailand if I can swing it 😉 but craving something new! Who's got the tips?

This horny summer energy has me in my slut era 🍑 still sweating it out in short shorts before spooky season steals the spotlight. Midtown West tomorrow 🌶️

Summer’s too short…so who’s going to bend me over this pleated skirt and remind me how hot it still is? 🔥💦

Having a tough couple of days- reminding myself of all the beauty in the world! Sunset in Oaxaca and Ta Prohm temple in Cambodia 🤩🇰🇭🇲🇽

My meager spoils from yesterday's 𝕰𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖈 Art Fair… sadly nothing worthy of adding to my vintage smut collection this year...📼👀 Yes, I’m a patron of the gay arts - lover of camp, cock, & kink 💋🍆

I got my (born again) virgin brows shaped yesterday and keep catching myself in the mirror like 🙊*gasp* Who's that Goddess?! And oh duh - it's me! 🪞✨ you'll have to come worship in person tho 👸🧎

Was called back to the city a little early for a little joint belated birthday pampering! I'm so glad we got to celebrate our birthdays together E! 💋 ❤️‍🔥

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

I once had a hobby of making up believable harmless rumors. My fav one was that I was sleeping with David Blaine . . . If only. 🤤 it's not too late to make it a reality. . . Just saying 😘😏I can do my own disappearing act on that D 👅🐱🪄

Sometimes I wonder if men intentionally seek to emulate that actor from the Bear 😂 it's not a bad look just everywhere 🤷‍♀️

I'm so excited to dive back into sewing - thanks for the birthday gift L - it arrived in perfect timing just before I go out for an early Birthday dinner 👸🏻🎂🎁

I've been dealing with a bad long COVID flare up for a week now- This will be my first birthday spent in NYC in years - make it a good one even if I'm stuck on my couch? 🎁💝💸 Lincoln bio 🔗💋here's me last year celebrating my bday at the Versace Mansion 👑

Earlier this week I took myself to redistribute the wealth at the gay strip club 💃🏻✨ because who doesn’t love tossing 💸 at gorgeous men? Within minutes of arriving a dancer greeted me by name… and I’ve only been once back in 2020 😏 Talk about unforgettable. Seems I’ve got admirers everywhere 🪩💕

Everyone meet Maya Mohareb and her family in Gaza. Her father has been killed, their dogs died and her beloved cat died of starvation. I am trying to help get them $ for food, rent & her mother's asthma medicine. Please donate to help her, link in comments. (I have verified that this is real!)

I've never owned a Honey Birdette set and one of them caught my eye. According to their sizing chart I am a 36B. In lieu of this preposterous suggestion, I will not be purchasing their lingerie on principle! That's absurd and offensive. I dare you to tell me I'm a B cup! INSANTITTY!!! 😵‍💫🤡🚫

I just debated if I should 🌶️ spray a spotted lantern fly because it was higher than I could confidently kick squish in these shoes 😂 does that make me a New Yorker?

Going through my bikini drawer trying to see which of these tops will still fit the girls 👙🍒

Surrounded by trees but still thinking about wood 😏🌲 I’m in the mood for some dirty talk and digital teasing 💌✨ Even deep in paradise, I’m still a lil wild thing with Wi-Fi 🦊💦 HMU 💋

Last chance lovers! Get out there and DREAM (Don’t Rank Evil Andrew for Mayor) #NYCprimary #VoteNYC #Hotties4Zohran

One hand for modesty, one sticker for democracy 🇺🇸 Be a tease AND participate in civic duty, babes—go vote 💋🗳️ #VoteEarly #DontRankCuomo

Happy PR pride AKA the one day of the year I graciously accept catcalls 🙃🇵🇷

ITS WOMEN NOT FEMALES 🫩🤬

At the risk of sounding like a bratty lil capitalist - who’s got the best lingerie 👙 sales for Memorial Day? 🇺🇸🏷️🧾