Elias
@fooflybag.bsky.social
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she/her | 🏳️⚧️ | 24 | mdni i love my silly little words
https://en.pronouns.page/@fooflybag
my girlfriend is going to stuff me with her enchilada
about 16 hours ago
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i got a stash of oreos at my girl's place
about 16 hours ago
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whom*
about 17 hours ago
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these hoes got me eating sour cream
1 day ago
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washed robot girl be like "i'm just rusty"
1 day ago
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the broward county lore goes crazy
2 days ago
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do i like this song because it's catchy or because it makes me horny
2 days ago
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women are always saying to me "pleaseee have sex with me Elias please pleaseee won't you have sex with me" heh.. vapid girl..... i don't even know what that is
2 days ago
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my internet has been so dogshit lately 😔
3 days ago
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yandere music so peak
3 days ago
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HAIKYUU :DDDD
3 days ago
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my friend sends me twitter links and i asked them to use an embed link so i can actually see them and now all the links they send me start with "girlcockx.com"
3 days ago
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"isn't UAP that nicki minaj song"
4 days ago
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this is the sort of weird niche compliment i love. thank you
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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do you guys like horses
4 days ago
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yummy soup dumplings is what i call my girlfriend's tits
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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gwendolyn :3 🏳️⚧️🎲✍️
4 days ago
Your posts are a glimpse into another world for me
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"egg on your face!" i say to the to the doll who just got facefucked by the grindr hookup that made some very dubious comments about gender
4 days ago
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my girlfriend doesn't know i'm posting about her because she doesn't check this app. she doesn't even know i think she's beautiful. hahaha, egg on her face!
4 days ago
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my girlfriend has the autism that makes you beautiful
4 days ago
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i put the "gible" in "unintelligible"
5 days ago
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bitches be like [unintelligible] whatever you say gorgeous 😍
5 days ago
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every time somebody says "i can't believe you don't like [food]! it doesn't even taste like anything!" i get the urge to kill again
5 days ago
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playing cs got me feeling like piper perri cuz why am i taking 5 guys at once rn
6 days ago
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counterstrike is fun :)
6 days ago
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do hispanic puppygirls like being called perrita
7 days ago
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been sleeping way too late lately i got therapy in 20 mins and i am dead fucking tired y'all
7 days ago
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gagamaru visited my dreams last night
7 days ago
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Mae Reill, puppygirl 🏳️⚧️🔆
8 days ago
piss kink phoenix wright be like "HOLD IT"
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saw cirque du soleil and they didn't even have a bearded lady... the west has fallen
8 days ago
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my girlfriend loves the unabomber
8 days ago
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Elodyne
8 days ago
i like wurmple
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my girlfriend said she can't hang out tonight because she has to play video games with MY friend what the heck man
10 days ago
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monogamy is just gatekeeping lowkey
10 days ago
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why doesn't bluesky have polls yet
10 days ago
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onion
11 days ago
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amelia!!!!
12 days ago
fat fucking chud is a beautiful name for a girl
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my girlfriend and i call each other fat fucking chud
12 days ago
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the phrase "fat fucking chud" just has such a nice ring to it 💕
12 days ago
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you guys won't believe the notification i just got
12 days ago
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Claire, Boob Haver
14 days ago
trans obama be like uhhh let me be claire
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who remembers booflyfag
14 days ago
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Claire, Boob Haver
14 days ago
one must imagine a very rotund pikachu plush
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elden ring is the biting of video games
15 days ago
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u can't handle my dms im so weird (autistic)
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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saw a redhead at the climbing gym and i don't understand why people refer to smooth movements as "gingerly" cuz this guy SUCKED at climbing
15 days ago
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normalize killing bad people whose art you like so you can enjoy their art with a clear conscience knowing you're not supporting them
15 days ago
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unemployed but her pits giving me a job
15 days ago
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AngelicTransistors
16 days ago
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i love when teto says "TETOO :D"
16 days ago
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