Because I’m dead inside, this was my first reminder that Valentine’s Day is coming up.

Inside of you are two wolves…

Top three celebrity guests in the event of a Muppet Show revival: -John Cena -Jason Mantzoukas -Natasha Lyonne

I have at least two nephews whose names I don’t know, but I also texted somebody “Lily and Tim are having a baby!” My priorities are healthy and make sense.

New Podcast! The Jason Statham Film Festival returns with Shelter! Plus, a look at recent good TV and the rad Send Help! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-22...

Got my new CBB action figures from @figurecollections.bsky.social - Fourvel is so tiny and stabby! Also, here’s my Series 3 wishlist - Bean Dip, Maxwell Keeper, Quiet the Mime, Bob Ducca, Margery Kershsaw and Donny Gary.

Between Vic Michaelis on Ponies and Carl Tart on Wonder Man, CBB alumni are crushing it on streaming this week!

Holy smokes! My friend @therachel.bsky.social got to talk to the great Julie Klausner and it’s so good and funny. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

New podcast! It’s the 25 things I’m looking forward to in 2026. The Odyssey! Daredevil! Coyote vs Acme! DTF St. Louis! A Statham double dip! Crisis on Infinite Bang Bangs! More! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-22...

Democrats really catching the mood of the country when they can unite on agreeing that ICE should have to deal with more paperwork when they execute people.

The only two things I still care about are the DC Universe and @cbbworld.bsky.social and this episode is the only appearance of Hush that I’ve ever enjoyed.

Mark: “M. Bison, who’s also a serviceman…” Stu: “For America?” Mark: “I think so. I dunno. He’s wearing a hat.” This is the dumbest and best podcast.

Notifications really encouraging a parasocial relationship here. Lisa Gilroy was thinking of me!

I mean, the Comedy Bang! Bang! TV show checks all the boxes.

Nobody tell Phylicia Rashad, but Sprague and Ele Woods have some real chemistry.

The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

Ponderosa reference in the intro - Lily Sullivan has been Bonanza-pilled. Just waiting for Carissa to have a take on Little Joe.

On the one hand, it’s kind of dicey to cast Trump kiss-ass Kevin O’Leary in Marty Supreme. On the other, he’s not very good in it and an actual actor would have been so much better.

Most-watched actor three years in a row. Also, that’s the entire time I’ve been on Letterboxd. Weird that the shocking number of times I logged Superman was not specifically called out but at least they know that my favorite type of movie is “stunts”.

Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.

A Tom Waits song coming up on CBB-FM delighted me more than I can possibly tell you.

New podcast! @hayleyleier.bsky.social returns for our annual discussion of the best TV of the year. Severance! Pluribus! The Chair Company! Taskmaster! One of us talks about Daredevil! We had a great time! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/epsiode-22...

New podcast! It’s the annual 2025 Tom Waits Birthday Bash! Inspired by the new Knives Out, I’m talking about Tom’s songs in movies and TV from Hellboy to The Wire. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-22...

New podcast! @therachel.bsky.social returns to talk about Peacemaker Season Two! Bird blindness, the Justice Gang, and John Cena being rad! We had a great time! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...

Happy Cranksgiving Eve! Be sure to leave out nasal spray and jumper cables just in case Chev Chelios drops by to leave a Cranksgiving gift.

New podcast! Cranksgiving 2025! This year I drink weed soda while watching Crank. You might notice the runtime is quite a bit shorter than the movie…. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...

If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous

Do I have any cool Bluesky friends who want to talk about the Coen Brothers on my podcast? If you’re nice and funny and we’ve had pleasant interactions, hit me up and I’ll give you a list of available movies.

This year’s early Crank rewatch (for the annual Cranksgiving podcast) was especially fun because the Haitian cab driver is none other than Mr. Terrific.

The hotel has a full-length mirror facing the toilet and now I know what my face looks like when I poop. I was happier in the before times. (This is not an attempt to recreate the face.)

The year is almost over and I think you can make a legitimate case for Pruitt Taylor Vince to get a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Superman.

New podcast! Pluribus, Roofman, and Predator: Badlands - it’s an all-enthusiasm episode! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...

So I can enter the numbers in the Hatch, get a haircut, and enter the numbers again just in time.

Because it’s literally the only thing he knows how to do. prospect.org/2025/11/08/w...

TIL that Bluesky mutual @annamcanallen.com runs the Bonanas Discord. Friends? I gasped audibly.

I bailed on The Mandalorian mid-Season Three, but the poster for the movie promises four Babu Frihks and they totally got me back.

New podcast! There’s a lot of talk about recent TV, the possibility that Prey is the best Predator movie, and how Drive is rad but also only the third best Transporter movie. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...

Absolute Halloween bonanza over at @cbbworld.bsky.social! It’s all great but I love that two of the funniest people in the world have to watch a Saw every year.

Surely there must be a better name for a Simpsons trivia night.

Visiting Chicago in a couple of weeks - what should I do / where should I eat? I go a couple times a year and I want to mix it up!

Podcast minutiae: it’s fascinating to watch Headgum follow the Earwolf trajectory but faster and stupider. They wanted the “3 people get really rich at the expense of everybody else” model but those three people turned out to be complete dipshits.

New podcast! Taking a look at things I’m excited about in the next two months including Pluribus, Fallout, sequels and more! Plus, Edge of Tomorrow rules! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...

New podcast! I watch the premiere of The Chair Company, the finale of Peacemaker and also Predators. Which was not directed by Robert Rodriguez no matter how much you remember that being the case. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...

Doubling down on “what’s that movie about the Conclave?” is maybe the new greatest Lily Sullivan moment of all time.

I don’t want to criticize OUT Magazine but Peacemaker has been explicitly bisexual for two seasons and arguably a movie.

This moment > One Battle After Another (and I LOVE OBAA)

New podcast! I try to sort out One Battle After Another and present the history of Stilt-Man. Also, Predator 2 leads me to a Quibi version of The Fugitive. fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...

Trying and failing to discreetly take a picture of my Peacemaker shirt. My outfit is sending the message that I would like to talk about Peacemaker.

I’m really enjoying the new season of Taskmaster even though there aren’t any contestants in my two favorite categories: Little Shit and Absolute Maniac. (Little Shits: Mae Martin and James Acaster. Absolute Maniacs: Bob Mortimer and Jason Mantzoukas.)

New podcast! We’re talking Slow Horses, The Lowdown, Peacemaker, and a Predator rewatch. Plus, I get my CBB World renewal notice during the record. It’s gripping! fedtalks.podbean.com/e/episode-21...