i think the issue with most ppl online is they don’t know who to be, whereas all I know to be is exactly who I am, so - YALL GET EVERYTHING I GUESS LMAO

thank you for this 🙏🏻 i’m actually so looking forward to the bookish content i’ll start posting soon, i’ve branched out into the spicy book world and have all the exciting things to share 😈 of course amongst my usual high fantasy / sci-fi books 💅🏻

i miss YOU 😭🥺

life updates I guess? lmao - i’m going to start streaming playing games (mostly cozy, some horror lulz) v v soon like a matter of weeks if that - i moved and have a big beautiful library for my books so i’ll be sharing all the bookish content - the pups are healthy and well and loving their yard

hello my loves.

@sirensbooks.bsky.social Hey, Bud…..I’ve missed seeing you!!! I hope all is well 🤗🤗 What are you reading at the moment?

😭 i’m really sorry for that. life is heckin busy and just doesn’t seem to be slowing down! but no i won’t leave the bluebird app unless another oligarch or tyrant comes in and ruins it. i’m here to stay. send me examples of content you miss and would like to see more of again? might help me xoxo

it’s a polyjamorous kinda day. entire music library is on shuffle. anything exceptional y’all have found/are listing to lately?

whatever being a very tall female athlete sucks blah blah my growth spurt fucked up my ligaments yada yada i refuse to live a sedentary life

side note, left knee surgery is imminent and i am le sad. i knew this was an inevitable (iykyk, i played ball all my life thru college and now coach, have had 4 knee surgeries on my r. knee) but i am still bummed. but that’s why i’ve been puttin in the work at the gym, so. yay me? ugh.

at my orthopedist’s office and this man rolled his chair up to me, grab my thighs in his hands, shook them, and said “look at these quads!” i am deceased

stress is not good for the baby (i’m the baby)

you know what i don’t miss at all in any capacity? twitter

ilysm. we would have a grand time at dinner! thank you for being here with me 🫶🏻

so what I’m hearing is we 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 the sass 👏🏻

can anyone else not cross their eyes lmao it hurts SO MUCH to try to do

an orgasm a day keeps the sass at bay

can’t even imagine still being the person i used to be

i often think about how exciting my life was 10 years ago as a baby 20s year old compared to how simple and gentle and calm my life has become in my 30s and while i’m glad for the experiences, the life i’ve curated completes me

“i mean this in the nicest way possible i’m not even thinking about you”

🧢😜

i feel like Love Is Blind is a horror show to non-monog folks lmao like being forced to listen to these ppl say “it’s unfair to connect so strongly to 2 people when you’re forced to pick 1” must be insanity to hear 😂

👀 hi, how are we, are we surviving

hmmm did you think gifted to his dad was taboo? even tho it was late-stage step-dad/son? (lmao even typing that made me cringe so anywho) - yes. tonsssss. try “Trick Shot” or “Axes & Ohs” or “The Perfect Fit” 🫶🏻 lemme know if you/if those were good for you!

english breakfast tea in an american eggs and bacon mug is the way to do it 🤌🏻

loving everything about your own body is a different kind of peace

@sirensbooks.bsky.social I saw my friend's snarky remark at this humpback whale and thought of the shit you've head to deal with.

you glow differently when you’re a hydrated bitch

What do I want for Christmas? A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef. I'm really not that hard to shop for.

chillest birthday i’ve ever had tbh

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian.

i am happy skeeting to nobody but my damn self all day every day, like idgafffff about anything but having a space to yeet my stupid fuckin thoughts and life onto whenever i feel like it

Choose empathy. Read.

Christmas in Coconut Creek has been an adorably sexy and hilarious read so far. idk why but it reminds me of that movie Anyone But You! 🎄🥥

I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.

PSA: your reading journey is your reading journey. when/why/how you DNF a book is completely up to you and you alone. and if you’re like me and can’t DNF a book to save your life bc you just ✨have✨ to finish it (bc I won’t get credit for reading what I did read of it if I don’t???) that’s ok too!

It has been a long while since I've read a book I disliked as much as the one I just finished, and it's a good reminder that not every book is for everyone. And that's okay! Read what you like and write what you need to--someone out there might hate it, but others will love it.

pro tip: download your favorite books as pdf files to read while at work! your coworkers will think you really care about staying up to date on job-related skills and knowledge when you’re over there reading about dragons and witches and sentient plant sidekicks and regicide

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

omg my favorite ! question ! 😌 ok i’d recommend bookish themed goodies like a cute book lamp, those cute diy book nook kits, book flower vases, special editions of their favorite books (underrated imo), and bookish themed art 🫶🏻

I wouldn’t wish chronic overthinking on my worst enemy

i kicked off december’s reads with Jessa Wilder’s “Gifted to his Dad” and while i thought this might be a WEE bit taboo for me i 😌 found out 😌 that i was wrong 😌 and i cannot believe what this book did to me 🥴 so if you’re lookin for a super cute super kinky read to kick off the holiday… 10/10 rec

about 1-2 times a year an ex who at this point has got to have some intensely undiagnosed masochism emails me a song that he wants me to listen to and it’s always songs like Nate Smith’s World on Fire and I’m like yeah bitch I burned your world down and I’d do it again with what you did to me, tf

every time I send a pic of any part of myself to my da he never fails to respond with “why aren’t you a hand model?!” “why aren’t you a jeans model?!” “why aren’t you a coat model?!” WHY ARENT YOU A MODEL?!” like sir you are legally required to think I’m drop dead gorgeous lmfaooo

christmasfied my kindle 🎅

Self improvement is never ending.

“ew don’t do that, men don’t like that it’s a big turn off.” oh excellent. let them turn the fuck off and cease making noise altogether while they’re at it. the desired effect has been achieved.