if we on ft & you smile texting, i'm hanging up

rule #27 NEVER forget, If she cries while explaining something. That sh!t really hurt her bro.

my next relationship ending in a wedding or funeral idc

My final act of love is staying away from you for the rest of my life

when you're just a lowkey chill guy BUT TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I FALL FOR YOU

My social media isn't private, my life is. You don't know me, you know my social media.

I'm the fastest attitude catcher ik, i don’t play.

I'm scared to go to therapy because what if they fix me and I'm not funny anymore

i pay attention to actions not words, i heard what you said, but i see how you act.

don't forget to drink water and mind your own business this week

Me 5 mins into a movie that took me 1 hour to find

You will not figure me out by looking at my social media.

THIS ENERGY OR NOTHING🥰♥️🥹🫶🏽

i miss being regular sad about the world and not like, catastrophically worried and miserably horrified

Me trying to calculate how soon I can leave this conversation.

When you hit a pothole that was way worse than it looked

Silly cats 🐈‍⬛

Who made this 😂

When you've been a chill guy for too long and can't handle the disrespect from anyone anymore so you stop letting anything slide

no rizz. just seductive eyes, a pretty face and multiple personalities.. mwuahh

THE LESBIAN IN THE LINE AT WALMART CHECKING OUT YOUR GIRL:

“I got rich with her" sounds way better than "I slept with her"

Phone works both ways. I aint checking on nobody who aint checking on me.

I CAN'T CRY ABOUT HAVING A LOT ON MY PLATE WHEN MY GOAL WAS TO EAT

Notice how happy you get when you hit the gym and just do you

these will always be funny 😂

it's nice when someone remembers small details about u.

celibacy and fasting will damn near give you psychic powers

Do I run? Yes. Out of time, patience, and money.

Too young to be rushing things, but too old to be wasting time.

this whole year felt like a hallucination

That's my ankle when I jump.

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

it's me and my impulsive decisions against the world

Its inside myself that I must create someone who will understand. - Clarice Lispector

WHY DO SEXY PEOpLE (ME) HAVE TO SUFFER SO MUCH

My favorite hobby is 'add to cart'

Nothing rivals the elegance of gothic silhouettes in mist. #gothic #viral #popular #bluesky #friday

sorry i deleted you on everything, you pissed me off wyd tho #bluesky

Imagine falling asleep waiting on a text back and waking up to still no text back

Sometimes people come into ur life to show you one good song

universe gotta funny way of reminding you to focus on yourself

i'm totally fine w being left alone, just stop pretending to care abt me.

trust yo gut, you ain't trippin

If you think money doesn't bring happiness transfer it to my account #bluesky

If she cheated twice, wrap up your first date #relatable

Obamas Phones for all, but Ozempic for none? Make it make sense. #ozempic #health #bluesky #mood #humor #funny

She's a 10 but she communicates her feelings by reposting #posts #bluesky #thursday

I've seen glaciers move faster than your replies. #relatable #facts #bluesky #mood