I may have just invented the perpetual motion machine at last. I accidentally nudged a mug on the cup hooks and will that bastard stop swinging and clacking into the other mugs? Of course not.

Today was a taxing day but you know, Wednesday is going to be excellent. A quality lunch, a dinner which would win awards from FIFA and an evening spent listening to daft stuff on the radio. I can't wait but I'm going to have to do so. Until tomorrow, Electro-Chums.

Clearly, this is a high quality product and you'd be a fool to miss out on owning a copy.

This absolutely needs to be a campaign. The UK and the EU (Germany especially,) need to get all government business OFF of X. Start with that and charities and other organizations will follow. Come to BlueSky. Cut off the oxygen at X.

Starting to feel the gasping melancholia of December. Hoover dust sweet and breathtaking in it's intensity.

"One puff of wind and you'll be as bald as I am...." #Trump #fifa #corrupt

I went out and I got wet. I mean, that's it. Nothing to add apart from a running commentary. substack.com/@wabsnazsm/n...

Radio three is playing 'Bolero' and it strongly reminds of that ice skating thing that I have never seen.

Ooh, morning has...slouched. It's going to be a standard Tuesday featuring quiz cheats, questions about electronic ephemera and some head-twirling smells. Sounds alright, I suppose.

I lit them last but they did not last when lit.

Still hoping for these for Xmas. Actually, no... forget it. The catchphrase is "You stupid boy!" You'd need to have three feet to make this work. I'm not Jake the Peg.

Today is the anniversary of something that happened in a small room with few spectators but it was an event that meant an awful lot to me. A song, a spark and glance at a faltering power. There's nothing left to mark the event other than a memory and a sense that time might not be on our side.

Now with added words and things... open.substack.com/pub/wabsnazs...

A bracing stroll along the Brighton Seafront.

A sparrowhawk enjoys a little dove for breakfast.

Certain areas of my life became untenable. Ah, t’is a pity but a type of calm settled upon my mind. Unresolved, perhaps but more peaceful than before.

The Sea shall take them...

Every single time this gets me!!

Brighton Seafront in November open.substack.com/pub/wabsnazs...

Love hearing the Ivortheenginess of early Cardiacs pieces. youtu.be/kkQSzrQxa4Y?...

From @ericidle.bsky.social & Neil Innes' brilliant & criminally overlooked/unavailable RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, here's a truncated glimpse of George Harrison's Christmas 1975 guest appearance runner, where he didn't want to perform a song - He really just wanted to play a pirate...

sewi li telo lon ni.

Once again, people who ought to have known better have gifted a win to Trump. I never expected the BBC to do something as stupid as that.

We're all used to seeing the Moon... Look out of the window and there it is...the Moon. But what if it had never been there before and all of a sudden, there's a big lighty up ball of rock in the sky. You'd shit yourself, right?

I know that I shouldn't laugh but.....ha! Ugly as a bowl of footprints.

An evening of alright-ness beckons. Buzzcocks and Stranglers on the same bill? Yeah, sounds pretty good to me. Never seen either one of these fine bands before so let's see what all the fuss is about, shall we? (Several decades too late...)

It's pretty cold out already so I've turned the fiery Test Card on for the first time this year.

Motorway traffic is a huge ballet of assumption. The rules are there but will you follow them? Will you?

This is a decent way to usher in the weekend. Try it. Buy it. Tell 'em I sent ya. youtu.be/zppLzxPLPYI?...

ORGAN: A Cardiacs piece in three parts. Part One, exploring the album... wp.me/p2ScbB-w2S #Cardiacs

I was in Rye earlier today and decided to go into an arts and crafts shop. It had a very narrow doorway and being a fairly large chap, I threaded myself through the door. This startled a chap who was already in there and said, ”Achtung!" when he saw me. I have rarely gotten an "Achtung!" before.