Based on recent events (like a month ago)

Supes

Worms: The Director's Cut (1997)

Imagine being an account at a messed up company. Like imagine being an accountant at Porn World. Wouldn’t that be crazy?

Dee Dee for @triballvisage.bsky.social Hector for @jtballew.bsky.social Zolt for @swatchlinglover.baky.social Big Ken for @thunabread.bsky.social Big Gooper Fish for Squishie

John Miller Gary “Scotty” Anderson for @thunabread.bsky.social

benson boone. i grant you permission. to eat. me. out.

Kingdom of The Blocean, a map ft. @triballvisage.bsky.social @jtballew.bsky.social @thunabread.bsky.social @murritturkin.bsky.social and me of course -Arlington

Dump

Why search engines act so embarrassed when I look up if certain celebrities are gay like we're not friends you're a tool

I never liked the idea of a dirty secretary like girl do your work

if there was a kid icarus anime, the loud brash female character would call him "ARMPIT!"

poop by poop

fatigué sa race honestly

i don get cucking like Dam lemme in

Do you think Greek sculptors like got annoyed because people said "omg can you sculpt me"

Kesha's probably into guys who look like Clark Kent from My Adventures With Superman

AYYYY!!

The joliness that emits from this pic is insane

Is Nico Robin's actual name in Portuguese Setembro 🤣🤣

If Kanye-sama was on nitrous then I'm hopping on too

You know the guy is gonna get slapped mid-rant when he says "and BY THE WAY!"

the worst thing about bluesky is that when you sign up they don’t tell you how important your starting location is. now i can’t get any grain no matter what i do. i’ve resorted to barging in on strangers’ conversations offering to trade two wool and a lumber for a grain but i usually just get muted

Miyazaki movie hahahahahha

Yo sniffy ass Nintendo BRRRAOWN sugar

I had an idea for a tweet but I forgot it

mid size sedan was my GOAT, #stayyouth

mice can't control when they poop so Stuart Little's car probably has a bunch of turds rolling around in there like empty cans and when you get in he says oh you can just chuck those in the back

They put me in here to keep me from going back to the beach that makes you old

Im at woke school and this is my best friend

I don’t fw you -Arlington

i ate cake today, it was soooo yummy!