Me pal round having a couple of cold uns in me garden 👍

It may be bleak right now, and the sky feels dark…so watch Lenny Henry on The Assembly and the sun will peak out just a little for ya. Peace x

I have limited spaces in my bunker but it’s a 4 year gig. DM for details.

Evryting NOT gwarn be eyrie first light 😟

Help needed for The Pitt withdrawal syndrome. I’m willing to pay….its bad.

What a fabulous day for Joey Barton 👌

I love sausages.

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

Unless Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl halftime show batters a Trump Blimp Piňata with a 6 inch nail encrusted baseball bat then he hasn’t gone far enough.

WTAF is going on?

Lamashtu

The fat orange fuck is unraveling.

The way these right wing fuckers are talking about a woman who was executed in broad daylight by the American Gestapo - I hope their own unhinged Biblical version of Hell exists just so they can burn in it forever and alone.

When listening to, questioning & making an opinion on current world news I am content in the logic that the BBC with over 250 permanent overseas journalists in 50 bureaus holds more credibility than GB News who have 1. The 1 being in the US and who just regurgitates the official Whitehouse line.

His ear! His fucking ear FFS!! Just one fucking inch 🤦‍♂️

Grok is a nonce.

@marcpetty.bsky.social good result for ya today kid 👍

There’s a matrix, right? We gotta be being played….or how the fuck is the fat orange pencil dick actually a thing? How is he in charge?? There’s definitely a matrix……

youtube.com/watch?v=RVuk... Banger back in the day! Me, Greeny and Steeny, outside the Webb, me red 320 doors open and stereo on full whack 👌

@intothehinterlands.co.uk erm…as an expert can you explain how these Bogans are opening a can of whoopass of the English please? Every other expert bored me to death before it started that they had ten hopes of which Bob Hope and no hope were two. Weakest since 2011, too old etc etc etc

Don’t rejoice in his defeat, you men For the world stood up and stopped the bastard, The bitch that bore him is in heat again.

The Labour Party has become a party of people with low vibration.

Hello. Can anyone explain Alma and the Wolf to me please? If you haven’t got a clue please refrain from waffle.

Serious now…was Roj Blake a grass??

Starmer out.

Daffuk did all these stalkers come from??

Anyone in the Malvern area- a friend’s daughter and her husband are looking to rent a house there. They have an elderly springer spaniel. Both have good jobs and are decent folk.

Please folks…this is kind of my last bastion…be better than them.Stop being so whingey whiney glass not even half empty but smashed up the wall.Live a little, post some positive stuff occasionally in between the legitimate criticisms. It’s kinda the polar opposite of the other places & serves nobody

Jenrick is right up there in Britains Top 10 cunts.

Ed Gein anyone?

“….long necked horse monsters” Lololololololololololol #CunkOnLife

My favourite picture of ALL time! (Just for today)

Starmer is fucking awful. And I really wish it wasn’t so.

Does anyone have a copy of the original instructions for separating Ready Sliced Soreen Malt Loaf?

Iron Claw. Arso fabulous fillum.

One Battle After Another is an excellent fillum.

Beastie Boys to the rescue! #TOTP1998

TOTP1998 is peak shite.

Choked on a Revel. Bastard.

Paracetamol ffs 🤦‍♂️