Prime Mike said “fuck you, and the beetles, the doggon girl is mine”

i put on a suit today, pls clap

my therapy sessions are just me asking her how i can stop thinking about the things that bother me & her asking me why i don’t consider addressing & removing the things that bother me in the first place lol

no because that was unnecessary lmao

it’s definitely done lol

embarrassing

trick question. the answer is both & then ask him if he hates you

spontaneously deactivated my twitter account let’s see if i bring it back lol

exactly

i really love her but Beyoncé deserves a felony for not releasing a video for virgo’s groove

obvi the show is fake af but i wish my therapist was more like the ones on shrinking lol

dry january has gotten off to a rocky start but we’re getting serious tomorrow lol

do we have to eat chili? 🥴

They need to drop every single last one of them in a vat of acid up to their d*ck & balls and let em rot.

hi. have you ever been a joint & you know it?

I agree with them. A man shouldn’t be at rest unless I’m at rest.

Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”

no one tells you that the prize for doing everything you’re supposed to do is also doing everything for people who didn’t do what they were supposed to do

I’m not showing up in people’s Skircles and that needs to start changing.

Them: ”we listen and we don’t judge” My face:

roc nation is tweeting too much

trying a new restaurant & gonna live skeet thru it. the restaurant is Didi in west hollywood

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit accusing a New York doctor of prescribing abortion drugs to a Texas resident in violation of state law

the new offset is good

means bad luck for all my opps!

Rascal Flatts put their foot in Life Is A Highway

me eating cantaloupe as I came across this

are we ready to talk about later daters???

bonus letter just dropped, yall need anything from the money store?

i pre-ordered a #Hanifa shirt on October 25th for my birthday. Website said it would ship by November 23rd. It’s December 10th, & it still hasn’t shipped… my birthday was last week lmao

asking a civil attorney why they didn’t bring a criminal law suit makes my lawyer brain want to call everyone dumb lol like why is everyone so damn dumb 😭

they’re on that other app talking about how happy or unhappy a tween looks at a red carpet event. miserable!

MEN DO NOT DESERVE NUDES!

They taste different cuz they changed them.

good!

"being a man she'd want to submit to" is definitely part of it, but I can't stress enough that not all women are submissive in nature and you should confirm that about the woman you're pursuing before you think you're earning something that will never ever come

she should’ve left him at the end of Lemonade like i dreamed!

Denzel looked so damn good in Gladiator omg

This shit means something to me.

The Gap Band’s “Outstanding” is indeed outstanding; perfect, even

I deserve it all.

idk why i thought this salary would be much higher

i turned 31 3 days ago & all of a sudden my back is spasming like crazy lmao

Three bullets at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot reportedly had the words “deny,” “defend,” and “depose” written onto them

my favorite purchase of the year 👠

i’ve had such a good year!

all the girls i follow have Beyoncé in their top 5 so i know im around the right people 😌

i love seeing everyone’s top artists & songs!