I aspire to be a Miranda Presley but I’m more of a Sally/Gillian. I need people to be terrified of me when I walk in a room. I need to be a Winifred.

This feels like terrorism.

I need someone else to watch this so I have someone to talk to about this.

Someone had her big girl surgery and hasn’t been too happy with me. But who should I find curled up next to me in the middle of the night?

Hey guys, I just want to let you know that we actively have a serial killer here in Houston but police are trying to down play it. Look it up because the news is also suppressing coverage of it. I also want to remind you that Ted Cruz lives here.

Why is she doing this with her legs?

We should be given maternity leave when we have a new kitten to housebreak. Ophelia and Everett are slowly getting along but Evermore wants no part of her in his house.

Introducing Ophelia Fae.

Maybe I should go.

How are they going to turn him into a trans immigrant? They will, I just don’t see the path to getting there.

Do the houseguests know Taylor Swift is engaged and she has a new album coming out this week? #BB27

Congratulations @amandaludwig.bsky.social AGAIN. But Keanu got AFH so I get points!! #BB27

The real mastermind. #BB27

As much as I hate the twists, I do love the theatrics. #BB27

Oh man. I just imagined what a final 2 speech by Lauren would be like. #BB27

Ashley every time she answers a question. #BB27

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Frankie. #BB27

I wasn’t going to make a snack for tonight but then I remembers this is a two hour finale. I’m going to need energy. #BB27

I have 3 cats in my house and I don’t know where a single one of them is because they are all hiding from each other.

Is Jimmy trolling? Does he really think Keanu is winning AFH? #BB27

We are at the naming stage. Tomorrow she is going to the vet and she will need a name. Here’s what I got: Selene Ophelia Calysta Hazel Clara Opal Elizabeth Taylor

A reminder to vote and take a look at what the trend is over on Facebook. #BB27 www.cbs.com/shows/big_br...

So I have a little situation. This kitten that I’m pretty sure is a girl, has turned up in my yard. I’ve been feeding her but I’m worried about her being outside at night. She’s little but also possible old enough to get pregnant. I can’t really tell how old she is. Help! What do I do?

Who is this James Gunn fella? #BB27

Any of you guys think you might be getting raptured on Tuesday? I have a dentist appointment so I’m not signing up. I’ll get the next one.

I’m finally to the White Locust episode. They really shit the bed with this one. #BB27

Catching up on current events as well. So are we all canceling Hulu and Disney+?

I’m back in the US and I haven’t watch BB since Rachel was in the house. So I have a lot to catch up on. #BB27

Just landed in Tokyo with a million alerts about a new cardigan drop. Almost missed it.

I just heard someone cough in a British accent.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

This is a love story that is timeless. Is it over now? I don’t know, but this the 1 I think we know all too well didn’t end in bad blood. Rachel was always fearless while Keanu was never out of style. Karma will come for this house after this cruel summer and then these two can begin again. #BB27

Hey guys, I’ve been in the air for the last 24 hours. What the news with BB? #BB27

So is it safe to say Vinny is going tomorrow? Pending the block buster. #BB27

Trump needs to die now so we can get over talking about it and have the funeral before Life of a Showgirl comes out.

Good night everyone. Hoping I wake up to some really great news.

He’s a grumpy, all-star athlete gearing up for the game of his life. She’s a no nonsense sports agent that’s not afraid of a little daytime sequins. Can she poke through his hard exterior to find the softy that lays beneath? In this adrenalin pumping rom-com, two opposites find love #BookSky #BB27

It’s palpable. #BB27

I’m watching this Biggest Loser documentary on my lunch break. Reminds me of the good ole days when I would watch the show while eating all my snacks. 😂

Rachel and Keanu need to just **** #BB27

Can you imagine if we got these photos in that fuck ass filter?

I wore my Vivienne Westwood earrings today not knowing this would be a day of celebration. I would put money on it that Taylor picks Vivienne Westwood to make her wedding dress.

Them: I hope this email finds you well How the emails will be finding me for the rest of the day:

I love that I am everyone’s emotional support Taylor Swift friend. I got so many texts and DMs in the last hour you would think it was my engagement.

I don’t understand anyone other than Katherine being upset about Rylie leaving. And honestly, I don’t understand Katherine at all. #BB27

What were jobs before the internet and email? What did people do all day?

I JUST GOT THE SECRET!!!

The audio does match up perfectly but this clip deserves to be a meme. #BB27

Guys, I crashed out at 7pm last night. I had no idea it would be the wall comp. I slept right through it. First time I’ve missed watching it live probably ever. #BB27 #BBsky

Keanu in skinny jeans is kind of giving me the ick. #BB27