Queen Elizabeth II - who knew all about Andrew's entitled womanising and turned a blind eye - perhaps wasn't the pillar of morals and integrity everybody thought.

Don’t suppose any Rovs peeps on here have any cool way in with HMHB’s big Nige? Trying to pull of a (last min) small but cool thing for someone that may not even come off and I’m stuck at the first hurdle 😂✌🏽

Sacked off the misery of football. Got the hair did. Very enjoyable last minute plans. 10/10. Would highly recommend ✌🏽

Not me applying for a Advanced Senior Leader/Career Progression programme in work within 20mins thinking it was a shite application & not thinking any more of it only to get an email this morning to say I’d bagged a spot on it😂 Shall be applying for everything this way in future 🙈✌🏽🎉

Joe Wilkinson is basically my spirit animal 😂 #CelebrityTraitors

About 10mins into ‘The House of Guinness’ and ya gal is hooked already. 😍☘️🇮🇪 Music already used is ace aswell! 👀

true dat

Just got pure lime juice in my eye whilst making tea. Absolutely sums my day up. ✌🏽

After spending the last 3 days in London for work I’ve realised that, as much as 18 year old me loved my life living there…older (not much wiser) 33year old me thinks living there now would be my absolute worst nightmare😬 Too fast, too peopley, too busy. Glad to be home 😂✌🏽

This lil guy has my whole heart today ❤️

Mum: ‘I’m out tonight, can you go & walk the dog? There’s some white pudding and Chef Brown sauce (Iykyk) sent over from Ireland for you if you do?’ Me: drives over, excitedly walks dog because I’m getting a present for it, come home. Ask me where that WP & sauce still is? 😭🤦🏽‍♀️

I thought this app was supposed to be the nice app? Why is my timeline full of what can only be described as a 15 yr old boys dream? If I wanted to see tits that often I’d just look in the mirror all day 🤦🏽‍♀️

How Salford aren’t 3 or 4 up here I’ll never know. We’ve been like cold custard since the start. What is going on? 🤦🏽‍♀️ Wake up Rovs

Little wedding one 🍋💛

Been in hospital all day for a procedure to then sitting at home hearing a massive bang/crunch & it’s someone flying up the road and crashing into my car, absolutely fucking it, trying to drive off & the neighbours stopping them, now the police being here. Really isn’t the one tbh 😭😭😭

Back to it after 20 YEARS off 😂🐎👀

View was alright. Football was shite.

Little treat from me to me for being a big brave girlie & finally sending off my remortgage docs without having a breakdown or crying ☺️✌🏽

Maybe I’m just getting old or maybe I’m just different but seeing the entirety of the universe having a collective breakdown over someone getting engaged is so bizarre to me. Like with anyone you look at it & think ‘Awhh lovely’ but does it need to be this excessive a reaction? Am I a crank? 😂

Warwick Castle is reaaaallly good 👀😍 10/10. Fully recommend (especially the live jousting…for historical reasons obviously🤤) 😂

Bank holidays will now be forever spent at spas. Afternoon tea pending ☕️😍

The art of jet washing is actually filthy business and nothing like the fun i was expecting. Never want to be involved in it ever again 🤢

Me off to sleep replaying another Omari Patrick belter in my mind:

It's not a famine. It's a Genocide.

😢

Steve is losing his marbles

This kid deserves everything

Hahahahhaaaahaaaa games now off. Might be my 13th reason.

At least there’s football tonight to drag me out of this hole of misery/my new official crying den.

Now you see, sir, how your fooling grows old, and people dislike it.

Even when you're caught in life's chaos, every step forward counts. Some days, just holding on is progress. Keep going, every moment builds toward something greater.

Almost wish I still worked in the legal sector…Hill Dick’s docs bundles would be getting frisbeed round Liverpool come Monday 😂🙈 Hate myself for taking career progression seriously tbh

Sending all the negativity, bad energy, hatred and big ick vibes to the two evil cretins who sit unwanted at the helm of our club. ✌🏽 Hope their flight back from wherever the fuck they’ve slithered off to now is full of turbulence and they get the shits and can’t get rid x

Absolutely grim what’s going on at Morecambe. Can’t actually believe it’s even come to this. Couldn’t imagine how the fans are feeling, gutted for them. Years of history just down the drain because of one dickheads selfish ego

We’re back 😍

Happy ‘feelings of infinite joy to heartbreak/misery within the space of 90mins is back’ day to all Tranmere fans who celebrate 😂✌🏽 Jokes, I hate to say it/curse it but I actually have hope. 👀 All aboard the Crosby bus 😍⚽️💙

At my absolute wits end so taking to the old social media to see if anyone else can help🙈😭 Anyone on here been on/currently taking #Ryeqo ? When will this fresh hell of ‘initial’ side effects end & does it get better or shall I cut my losses & accept it isn’t working for me? 😭

Examples of men who can’t take accountability for their own shitty behaviour and like to blame everyone else instead. Number 1: ⬇️

So England CAN do it on penalties 👀✌🏽 Go on the Lionesses ❤️

Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham posting corresponding lyrics on Instagram has sent the online world into a meltdown & I’m fully involved. Like is this actually happening? Off to go stick my trotters in some jelly and flog foot pics for ‘not yet announced might not happen ’ tour tickets 😂✌🏽

good morning friends 💚✨

Silly me had one day of enjoying myself and now l'm fighting for my life against a maybe flare up and fatigue that's fatiguing on another level 😭🙄

✨ All your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade ✨ OASIS’25 🎸🤘

Well done to Channel 4 for broadcasting #GazaDoctorsUnderAttack