My boss is dressed as a Labubu

Just found secret doja cat account on steam and sent her a friend request

Why is it always 78 deg at my job man

I got perma banned on ex dot com for some bullshit it says "inauthentic behaviors"

Chills

I need this oblivion remaster right into my veins asap

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Im suspended on twitter for 7 days so I get to post here about my awesome beautiful intelligent girlfriend today!!!!

for me, every day, every moment, is a “Try Not To Cum Challenge”

im your worst nightmare’s wet dream

Steadily beating my dick

I'm so hyped to finally host my own STL local

I got my whole dick out re watching glass onion

DO NOT FART WHILE EATING A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE YOUR BRAIN WILL MAKE IT POOP

wacced out murals is insane

about to gobble these leftovers no gauntlet

i cant believe AK raged at MAD and did this to grimace 😢

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

trunnp literally creating an avengers level threat

Now that it's been a while... no way yall actually thought gambit was that funny in Deadpool

What the fuck is this

there will actually never be another ultimate major in the midwest man

Not a john but just saying I had to shit really badly my entire set against demi

mike tyson won actually not sure what yall are talking about

There’s not enough talk about shitting and fucking and I’m here to change that

This pic has the same energy as that one where mysterio is revealing Peter Parkers secret identity

I've started this bit where I'm actually a huge RFK fan and it's genuinely one of the funniest things ever

#newprofilepicture Thank to @seventhomsen.bsky.social for the new logo and banner!

this entire website kinda has the "friend that's too woke" vibe but I'm gonna save it soon with some horny and rude posts. Bluesky forever

as a clip it's decent but thinking about the options, like doing clone from ledge and using it to tech chase could be good if optimized

The fact elon musk is happy legit makes my stomach churn

This dude <3

Mykah and I's first attempt at homemade garparm wings went so well

October is over. What reason even is there to live?

My feet hurt so bad bro never run a whole day tournament in boots

Playing in rivals coinbox directly into the rivals local today 🔥

I put this app on my homescreen in a folder right next twitter so I can remember to just use and open this one more

im tired of the toxicity here on bluesky, im going to be taking a break on twitter for awhile i think

here are some armored princesses

the triple reverse bair during coinbox? hitting simple shit like this just feels so good in this game

Rivals 2 is so insanely good

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #461,491! Pretty early tbh

Waiting to hear back from jobs, im so broke rn lmaoo

If my body needs one thing right now it's a huge root beer float that I can shatter the glass after I'm finished

Someone crashed into my fence last night and drove off. What are the drivers in this city man... at least it's on camera

Almost finished with the Undertow overlay. It's Persona 3 Reload themed and honestly I'm super happy with it. Pics soon

The floridians my tweet

I can tweet anything on here and no one gonna see it

this app needs video support asap I can't post my clips