Inventing different ways to waffle about

Lowkey looking to sell my preverbal soul to an evil factory for a short amount of time to make a bunch of money and move as fast as possible. First company I applied to that works for US department of defense said I wasn’t a good candidate… am I too morally righteous chat?

They actually put toilets next to showers so you can poop right after you get out

Steadily beating my dick

Drunk rn and gonna spam need heals in team chat

sorry i ain’t text you back bae im losing my mind

Waking up early and for what

My grown woman fetish has been getting the best of me lately

DO NOT EAT PUSSY WITH A 5OCLOCK SHADOW

if i don't get my dick sucked that's fine not the end of the world

Farting.. dreaming..

I’m living off Taco Bell rn #ain’tshit you can tell me

They don’t want you to know that you can just eat bread and nothing else

Van Helsing is camp af

I’m tryna get high and get weird what’s good

Lebron glaze of the day

why do we say came instead of cummed oh my god i’m FUMING

im on that #good kush and #alcohol

i’m so pretty even my zits are symmetrical

I’m on this bitch before Lebron wtf

There’s not enough talk about shitting and fucking and I’m here to change that