**snigger** Gyokeres scored with his willy... pass it on **snigger snigger**

The Plumber

Am I missing something.. A neighbour. Found a dog wandering around today. We have a vet 100 metres away but they refused to "scan a stray"... Isn't that the whole point of the chips, to find out who the owner is? Weirdos

The Plumber

Go get 'em, everyone

I know it will be fleeting, but I am enjoying this bonding between Utd & Arsenal fans over the suffering of Liverpool. Every Utd fan I know is sending me memes today. Including my own aged Cypriot dad who asked my cousin in Cyprus how to send a pic on Whatsapp today just so he could send me a pic 🤣

Post Arsenal win, Sunday afternoon activity with my boys #COYG

Ange Losthisjobglu

Hollow knight silksong is difficult to the point it stops being fun. Why @teamcherry.bsky.social .. why?

Why is it called "Royal Jordanian Airlines" and not "Air Jordan"?

Just started to watch the new Twits movie... Not a good start

The angels sing when you put a hash brown in brekkie roll.

I finally removed that horrible, toxic, discriminatory, cesspool of a social media app from my phone... Bye bye LinkedIn

Any government that puts AI at the heart of operations, not only is sanctioning theft, but is showing that the environment is not a concern of theirs at all. You can't claim to be strong on climate action with one breath and then spruik obscene and frivolous resource usage with the next

REPUBLICAN is an anagram of "IN RAPE CLUB"

REPUBLICAN is an anagram of "IN RAPE CLUB"

Why is employee self goal setting still a thing? We both know no matter what goals I set for myself, my job will still be "do what i'm told when I'm told to do it" and my performance will be graded as such. For real my only goal right now is to get out of bed

The only problem with the phrase "Better up than down" is that sometimes it's just not convenient, or even appropriate, for me to do a handstand when I have to fart

Thinking back to a few years ago when I made a social media post about how I'd just been on the TV being interviewed by the ABC about being autistic and newly unemployed during the pandemic. And then the boss that had a part in making me unemployed commented to say how good the segment was.

Every time I make a run, girl you turn around and cry... I ask myself "why oh whhyyyyy? "

I hate it when I find out terrible people support arsenal. Here's Pauline Hanson wearing Arsenal's 23/24 away kit

Let’s talk about AI art. theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

On the how did you hear about Visit Rwanda if you click other it asks what that other was with a free text box. I put I heard about them through news controversy about it, and added my opposition to the deal being renewed. In case helpful to hear one such way to crowbar in.

I pray the Shake Shack's Secret "Shake Sauce" forever remains a secret... Just in case... y'know....

Nintendo.. please.. I beg of thee... Sue all generative AI platforms into submission Thieving cunnies that they are!

Continued complicity in genocide. Continued complicity in sexual violence against women. Perhaps we're not the classy club we always thought we were. Come on Arsenal. Do better!

Is Gyokeres not being allowed to take pens so his next goal is in open play? I dunno.. I'm tired and thinking out loud.

Saka in da Baka da net 2-0 Arsenal

I've heard Areola is a bit of a tit #ARSWHU

Hear me out... Fans in the front row given toweling flags that Ricci C can use at his leisure without the fan ever letting go. #COYG

Declain Rice makes it nice 1-0 Arsenal

I'm reduced to having to listen on talk sport... And the commentator talking about how Ben white hasn't had a sniff of the RB position for at least 6 months. Fucking morons

I like when Zubimendi is on the pitch.

Dear West Ham fans,

My thoughts on Konstantinos Mavropanos?.. . . Difficult to say 🤪

Any mobile or iPad friendly streams?

For years I thought my dad was really bad at spelling and then I realised he was just writing in a Greek accent. Now whenever he sends me anything, I read it in his voice and it all makes perfect sense.

I mean honestly, nowadays I'd say decent people don't vote Reform, Conservative or Labour 🤷‍♂️

For years I thought my dad was really bad at spelling and then I realised he was just writing in a Greek accent. Now whenever he sends me anything, I read it in his voice and it all makes perfect sense.

After our CHOICE sunscreen work, the TGA has called out 20+ sunscreens with a suspect formula that folks should avoid. Absolute madness. www.choice.com.au/health-and-b...

correct. I don't know how we got to this point but in the media landscape Republicans are never held accountable for their actions and Democrats are always held responsible for Republican's actions.

I'm fairly certain I'm mindful 24/7 and, frankly, it's agony

Crying is always an option