i’m sure they mean well and it isn’t that deep but i’ve had several people send me alternative flower girl/ring bearer ideas for our wedding like flower grannies & ring bros or whatever WHEN MY ONLY NIECE AND NEPHEW ARE 3 & 5 YEARS OLD!! like obviously the job is theirs 😅😭

I can’t believe y’all watched send help when I had other plans

NW: 30 Rock S4 E20 - The Moms “The moms? What moms?” “The staff moms that are going to be on the Mother’s Day Show that NBC is making us do after their ill-fated decision to re-air the pilot of ‘Bitchhunter’” Happy Mother’s day mamas💐

Jonathon and Joe on jury, gawddd

I don't know what's happening on Sunday. Today is MOTHER'S DAY! #Survivor50

ozzy AGAIN?? after your nightmare??! the very night before? #Survivor50

those referees & standard & practices should’ve kept their damn mouths shut at the immunity challenge 🤬 #survivor50

god i wish mike white were here #Survivor50

why must cirie’s sons constantly tank her flawless game? 😭 #Survivor50 #BB25

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️manifesting a Joe and Emily boot🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ #Survivor50

ugh i KNEW everyone should’ve had jonathon more on their radar 😭 #survivor50

Morgan reposted this TikTok 😮‍💨 this edit goes harddd #bbsky #bb27

rainy mornings 💕🌧️

what’s ur favorite bird call? mine is that of a mourning dove

OMG 🔥🥵

I haven't watched SNL in YEARS but I am currently watching last night's episode because I saw some clips online and these skits with Olivia are so funny lmao 😭 #SNL

there have been TWO CBS reality events in my city this week that i had to miss bc i had a tasting for my wedding & apartment tour, really hoping there are some this summer to make up for it!!

personal life update!! i got a job at a company i really wanted to work at & we just sent the deposit for an apartment in a really cute neighborhood 💗💕 my days look sooooo different then they did even just a few weeks ago but in a good way.

finally catching up on #Survivor50, has anyone made a “girl, so confusing” edit for genevieve and aubry yet?

i keep almost panicking that i moved back to my hometown but i chill out once i remember i get to be a part of my niece & nephews lives now. 🥹when did i become such a softie

obsessed with drop dead by olivia rodrigo right now, i can’t get the “one night i was bored in bed” part unstuck outta my head

the way i went from being excited for #Survivor50 for over a year to completely forgetting it was airing 😅

Happy 420 & Movie Monday ($6 movies and free popcorn at my local theater)!! absolutely amazing day to be unemployed. seeing The Drama in an empty theater🍿

Proud member of the “never cared for Ashley” club 🙋‍♂️ #bbsky

our road trip from alaska to pittsburgh is going great!! we’ve had some really fun stops along the way 😊

nashville, i know people love it but it’s not for me at alllll

Now that i no longer live in a town where Facebook is the best place to get community news/sell used stuff i have finally deleted my account

after driving for 7 hours we were greeted by a salad bar oasis that was attached to our motel 😋🥗 i had 2 plates of fruit, one LARGE salad with allllll the veggies & some potato salad & cottage cheese

first day of the roadtrip to our new home was a success!! about 230 miles down, only 3,800 or so to go

i enjoyed janky world

today’s the day we move out!! we sold our bed yesterday so had to sleep on either side of the reclining couch. i told my fiancé that i felt like we were in the have not room.

#NoKings at San Francisco’s ocean beach — protesters joined to form a human banner saying Trump must go now.

i have been planning to move for a long time, my friends have known for MONTHS, yet they waited until 2 days before i leave when im busy packing up to say “let’s hang out before you go!” like am i trippin for being put off that they didn’t ask me to hang all winter but are now at the final hour??

this breakfast sandwich blew me away

having a loving fiancé is amazing for many reasons but especially bc he meets up with all the men i sell things to on facebook marketplace for me so i dont have to 😎

all the grocery store cashier had to say was “only 2 packs of peanut butter cookies left👀” & i folded immediately 🥜🍪😋

1. Chicken Dumpling 2. Pho 3. French Onion 4. Seafood Chowder 5. Broccoli (Cheddar)

While I definitely support the No Kings Protests Theyre not enough. Protesting on the weekend every few months isn't going to cut it It needs to be expanded and other tactics need to be tried

in a way i feel like boardwalk t-shirts were the first memes

The Taylor Frankie Paul drama is really reminding me of Cody Ko the way both their incidents happened and were kinda known about for years before their own actions actually came back to haunt them.

aww they let my pup inside with me at the mechanic waiting room ☺️

dare i say last nights episode of #Survivor50 was awful and Mike White leaving so early really takes a lot of the fun out of the season for me and to think we probably have more celebrity cameos ahead ( including mr. beast?) kinda is completely taking the wind out of my survivor sails 😫

guys what happened to getting stephenie out #Survivor50

i’m trying to watch survivor but the paramount app is crashinggg plz i need this

applying to jobs is so humiliating these days, i had to submit a 1-min video of myself for an assistant position & another application i filled out today said “tell us what makes you unique. Be creative & say something that will catch our eye!” for a part-time event support job… like pleaseeee 😅😫

i am a st. patrick’s day grinch

team leah always btw

catching up on the latest episode of #Survivor50 & i was truly too high for that fresh prince of bel air or whatever rap thing jeff was doing

so many of my bloomfs celebrating my dreams coming true w me 😍 thank you! fun fact before the og owners of the house, the Kaufmanns, sold the house to the PA Conservancy my grandpa actually worked with their nephew & got to spend a couple weekends there with them before it was open to the public.