a perennial reminder that *this* is trump derangement syndrome

i genuinely do not understand how average folks are supposed to seek justice if at the end of it all is an injustice amount of fees. absolutely fkin enraging. help if you can.

i'd rather sooner see vehicles be like aldi carts where your vehicle consumes your phone for the ride and releases when finished. hell, maybe throw in a breathalyzer in there too.

dems responded, yes, but as someone else noted, *voters* enacted. texans had no say in the matter, which is a *huge* difference.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

they so badly don't want to live in america

not in the epstein files

"why can't me and my exclusionary beliefs have a seat at the table?" the indignant conservative asked. "also, why do *those* people get a seat at the table?"

allbirds: this is a good idea

welcome Pam Bondi to the shield of americas

wishing @evanbernick.bsky.social for the god of patience to shine down on you this day

sounds like something a rich coastal elite would say while drinking a soy latte with their pinky out

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

now that we don't have any oil we have no choice but to accelerate woke energy. you will put up the wind turbines. you will harness the power of the sun. you want treats? say the pronouns bitch

bohemian rhapsody

you know deep down in his soulless crater of a heart, he absolutely *loathes* doing this, so much so that over time the "inconvenience" of it will be too much for him to keep it a secret

This is Stinky and Binky. Their human jokingly started offering ad space on their backs, but then people actually started buying spots. Good thing Binky is running a special. 14/10 for both (TT: toocutelabs)

unfortunately, @weratedogs.com has mistakenly id'ed this decorative down pillow for a dog. please only post dogs. 13/10.

as has been declared over and over and over again: at *any* point, republicans can stop this madness

what sucks more is that in the eyes of this admin, Iran (and its people) will *always* be viewed as a villain nation. how are these objectives compatible with a "regime change"?

has there ever been a more objectively wrong choice in politics than trump v anyone?

i was ruminating on a similar sentiment today about public servants and their partisanship. like, man, sometimes it makes me want to cry that many just won't let us have nice things.

"guarantee other doctors will say 'that will kill you'. no, it's killing the cancer. the way to save your life is to stop your chemo so that the cancer will no longer have a host."

remember, this what republicans stood to applaud

*trying to stop rooks back ranking me

idk man, i feel like this props up the narrative that the left just calls everyone/everything nazi. indeed, it's an even more disingenuous law and argument but he's literally describing REAL IDs...

@raskin.house.gov is absolutely going off on Bondi

This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)

i'm all in for an opposition party entirely comprised of prosecutors

i have to believe that for those who move on from identifying as conservative that deep down they're just overwhelmingly exhausted by the perpetual outrage over truly stupid or benign shit

it's not enough that we can't have nice things--it's imperative that we must also not enjoy nice things

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

it's been mind throbbing to hear "words kill people" from the party of "guns don't kill people"

ohhh of course, how silly of me to forget how funny our president is hahaha he's just trolling hahaha good one mr. president

sticks and stones may break my bones but words will...[checks notes]...kill me?

i mean, idk what else to say other than fuck this guy to the moon and back

[walking around a highway off-ramp] Nick: "Chevron...Quik Trip...it doesn't make sense, why would you have all this competition so close by?"

it was a bit jarring to hear her rebut with "cocaine?!", as if that's a serious consideration in committing an act of war

maybe it's just me but i've been thinking often about how lured in i'd be by a national campaign of honesty. like, that's it: no substantive policies or attempts at relating to the common condition of folks--just a candidate who promises honesty and steadfastness in their beliefs.

Miller would rather scuttle America's exceptionalism than seek therapy

yikes, i'm not sure i understand still...i think what will help is if you RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

as a taxpayer it's super duper cool to see the serious process of oversight be spent on too-online trolls

lmfao

must suck to be objectively the worst on a single issue as a single issue party

informative watch!

i can't get over how fucking orange his face is

the optics of a grandparent reading out loud his birthday cards

i refuse to believe he verbalized hot dog man meme

hot take: bondi instructed trump to order her to open an investigation