Did everyone forget that T.aT.u. turned out to be raging homophobes? Can we stop using that version of the song in media, please?

Um. Rethinking this whole feet thing...

Anyone on these loose Bluesky streets in need of #findom? Who's up to be my personal favorite #PayPig?

I noticed that Donald Trump doesn't think Nicolás Maduro has presidential immunity. Only Donald Trump.

The best part of the staged/Shadow Cast of #RockyHorror is that it allows so many people a safe place to play around w/ gender expression & sexuality. The worst thing is that it can provide an unsafe place where people use the costumes/script as a license to be sexually aggressive. #RandomThought

I'm seriously considering selling feet pics, which seems like an honorable way to ask for cash. As opposed to getting PayPiggies, who will suffer my wrath and abuse, for cash. I don't know why feet pics seems like a better idea.. maybe it's a texture thing.

"We're out of the CANDY? Did we get a midnight rush of Ravers? WHO THE HELL CLOSED LAST NIGHT?" #bodegacat #bodegacatmanager #KellyisGettingAWriteUp

Katie B. Wilson has just taken her oath of office and been sworn in as Seattle’s 58th mayor.

We have to work hard and vote smart. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

"Magnum XL? XL?!? You sure about that, cowboy?" #BodegaCat

"I'm going to need to see some I D for those White Claws. Why is my name is Oxy? It's a nickname for NUNYA BIZNESS, buddy. Show me your ID or show yourself out." #BodegaCat

Just to prove 2025 was a punk ass bitch on his way out the door, somebody pulled the g-D fire alarm around 1120pm. Full evac. No fire; the band was was done after that, and I was stuck making announcements telling people to use the potty & then go outside and get ready for fireworks.

Happy New Year from the Space Needle. Take my word for it.

Here's the thing: bands and Djs on NYE have curated their playlists in advance. They're NOT taking requests. They're performing a set program. Just be patient. They'll eventually get to Pink Pony Club.

Gave the band a hell of a wind-up intro, and.. they have so far played songs along the speed of Fleetwood Mac's Dreams. (Slow swaying music) I get it, they've got 3.5 hours to cover, so I think they'll probably build up to Chappel Roan.

Bless. The mean girl has moved on in her life, is living in the suburbs with a kid and hubby, and is performing in Birkenstocks.

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Omg there's a gal from Theatre Past in the band tonight. She was Super Mean to my pal Kate years ago. And the guitarist in the band just offered me a squirTl of his LSD. AND HE BROUGHT HIS 8 YEAR OLD KID. #HOSTLIFE

I spent the most time with Adjustments. More in my #SpotifyWrapped www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

G d #StrangerThings. Good job with the 'different ' kid.

Aahhhhh.. snuggling in the green..

Yeah, no. I'm not going to be taking life advice from somebody who quite seriously and obviously has an eating disorder.

BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.

Me (the day after returning from Xmas holiday where I have thrown all sensible eating to the wind) I'm going to get going early, and get so many chores done! My guts: Hmm.. maybe rethink that 'out in public' thing...

Xmas Eve in my hometown: Winco and Market of Choice, visited 2 different families, church service with Mom, drove through neighborhoods peeping the lights, then home to eat leftover lil smokies and watch Hollywood Squares. All decisions were good, except that last 2.

Always elegant and lovely!

My dad today referred to "Only Murders in The Building" as "I Got Murdered in My Apartment." My wife could barely breathe she was laughing so hard.

Feverishly writing out my #VicarofDibley trivia questions, as I left my printout on the copier in Seattle. Tonight's contest will be hilarious, I hope. Each person is bringing 10-20.questions, winner gets bragging rights and a small 🏆.

Home in Corvallis. It's always a little awkward, seeing what's changed. I'm not sure I approve of the facelift They've given to the waterfront , but nobody asked me and I don't live here so..

Not Arianna coming for Mimi with a parody song! DYING.

"Because fuck you, that's why." GenX explaining why we are how we are .

Still tired

Scrolling on fb.ee I just keep thinking , 'goddamn* that person's an idiot.' What I have realized, I curated this list of people. So I'm the idiot for remaining in contact with other idiots.

Oh Thursday already? Guess it's time for my pilgrimage to World Market for gifts. Hope everybody likes candy from Denmark, because unemployment still hasn't paid me a dime in six weeks.

Whoops.. fell into #HeatedRivalry. If you've ever entertained thoughts of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs getting it on with the Soo, this show is for you. JEEHOSEPHAT. BUNS A'BLAZING. #hockeyandSex

Going to alternate episodes of #VicarofDibley with Xmas episodes of #DoctorWho until my chest congestion leaves me. #Healthyoption #wholesomeviewing

" I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THE KEY COPIER. DAN WILL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. COME BACK THEN."

This is so good for the timeline. #bodegacatbowtie

Somebody needs to come up with a bonnet that can be worn with the 'over the head' #cpap. #nightbreathing #bonnetservice

Fare thee well, Mr And Mrs Reiner. Thank you for all of your work and support of liberal, society improving causes. Thank you for caring. May flights of angels carry you to your rest.

Fare thee well, Anthony Geary. You were my first bad boy heartthrob, and eternal titanium star of all day time dramas. #LukeandLaura #GeneralHospital

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Has there ever been a time when my nose has not been congested? I can't remember. #Achoo

When you come to the theatre after the show has started, and house management has to late seat you? We all talk about you, and not in glowing tones. Get it together, Seattle!

I couldn’t leave Chicago without getting a cut from my old barber, Zariff!

Getting ready for 2026 like

This keeps happening.

And then I went over to try and figure out tiktok. Saw a bunch of people pulling pearls out of oysters, couple of psychics doing tarot cards, some ASMR, and something.Called lemon8, that apparently works with tiktok and how many f****** apps do I need to get on

Sigh. I told Manny I'd TRY the 'new uniform'. (Don't think I'm wearing this ruffle fucker tomorrow, tho.) #BodegaCat