So many people on this website talk about how so-and-so has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. Mamdani just fuggin strolled into the white house and did the funniest thing. Bravo, King.

"Civility" from a juvenile administration herding people into detention centers and firing civil servants willy-nilly. Sean's such a twat.

John Darnielle, man. If you know who that is, read this. If you don't know who that is, read it RIGHT NOW. Hat tip @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social and his wonderful blog called Cup of Coffee. It's about baseball (sorta), politics, and humanity. @themountaingoats.bsky.social www.gq.com/story/john-d...

Why can't he wear a suit?

Here's another performative twat of the week. Maybe this has to become twat of the day? "Picturesque"? WTF does that mean? "You are the guy!" For you, Ms. Salazar, a bag.

How can you sleep at night knowing you defrauded Medicare?

"Principled" is the first word I think of when I think of Clay Higgins. This fuggin guy didn't finish LSU and supported the 1992 presidential campaign of Pat Buchanan and the gubernatorial campaign of Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke. Here's a bag, twat. Chow down.

So, it's gonna be Nance v Marj in the cage match on the White House lawn next year, huh? Your performative twat of the week...

trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves

I don't know what this is (yes, I'll read it), but you can bet I have every intention to die loaded. Hopefully not BECAUSE I'm loaded, but beggars...

If you're looking for a silver lining in the catastrophic decision of the dem cadavers in the senate, isn't congress's return gonna mean there soon will be votes to get the epstein files?

Performative twat of the week

"More people on less flights." First, Sean, it's fewer flights. Pedantry aside, what a performative twat.

Dafuq is she even implying here? The trucks speak English? No truck can stop/turn/back up if the driver wasn't born in the US? Such pablum sounds like something that escaped her boss's jello brain. She's surely just suggesting "these foreigners" should be zip-tied in the container behind the cab.

Performative twat of the week - so far. Another NPC dutifully vomiting talking points bc he's never had an original thought.

apnews.com/article/navy... Got-damned woke fuel.

Well, yeah, this from the dead chicken guy. He's a completely immoral culture warrior.

Al that's left for me today is hate watching Aaron Rodgers. And, yes, I do realize no one else can love me if I don't first love myself. I remain a work in progress.

Bengals should trade defense for the practice squad and fire zac for firing lou and fire Duke for building such a lousy defense. Just gross incompetence at an organizational level.

This occurs more often than people think.

Performative twat of the week. C'mon, guys, can we find a principle somewhere? Anywhere?

I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino) to the Aurora Police following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests So here it is!

I wish I could make this guy performative twat of the week, but it's pretty clear there's no performative here. He's a straight-up bad dude who loves hassling and hurting people because reasons. These are the guys having their moment right now.

Separated at birth? Only the best people. Fuck

Performative twat of the week. Brooke quickly proving toto be quite the liar.

Sir Twat-a-Lot with the latest hypocrisy. I'm not much for whataboutism, but fuck, man. Wonder whether he cries himself to sleep or if the suffering of others is all the salve he needs.

Says the guy promoting the doxxing and firing of people who dare repeat charlie kirk's hateful words. Pearl clutcher par excellence. And a twat. www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

This fuggin guy again. He pleaded no contest to trying to run over his neighbor with his car and, admitted to violating the STOCK Act of 2012, a federal transparency and conflict-of-interest law.

Yeah, uh huh, right. Also, tho, Putin has called me to talk through his ideas for solving the Bengals' quarterback issue. Melania Trump talking with Vladimir Putin about the fates of children displaced in the Ukraine war. WTF even is this publication? www.the-express.com/news/politic...

At this point it's Performative Twat of the Day. By Thanksgiving it might be Performative Twat of the Hour. For today, however, I give you Buddy Carter. PS - It's gonna be wild to see the receipts when this whole thing goes down in flames and these twats try to distance themselves from him.

another performative twat. hooray.

What a fuggin' twat "The Defense Secretary, 45, underwent a round of cosmetic injections last month and has been since seen with noticeably smoother skin and visibly diminished wrinkles." www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Hahahaha. Performative twat of the week... so far.

Performative twat of the week 2. Is it a Schumer shutdown or is it driven by AOC and the squad? Doc Marshall tried to run over his neighbor with his car, opposes abortion in rape/incest, voted against an independent commission on J6. Eat a bag.

Performative twat of the week...so far

Lindsey Hallogan is the Alina Habba of Kelly Lorfflers

The Official Charity Of The Savannah Bananas Has A Hard Time Explaining How Its Money Is Spent - defector.com/the-official...

How fun would it be if Andy Reid introduced the reunited Bob Mould and Greg Norton (Jon Wurster on drums) as "Husker Duski Husker Duski Husker Duski Du"?

You do not get to call big east games if you're still calling them "ex-zavier." C'mon, Jordan Taylor, be better.

Ok, I'm right there... 50 years a '6ers fan bc Dr J, but Joel Embid is insufferable. Open to suggestions for adopting a NBA team. Sux, too, bc Maxey is pretty cool and likeable.

I know, I know, Sean Miller doesn't play defense and miss open shots, but y'all know how badly you'd be (were) killing Travis when his teams consistently underperformed

James Franklin is a complete moron

Smu/psu as exciting as all the environmental shots of the drab, colorless, nothing that is the creatively name State College, PA

This SMU/PSU shitshow...

Iowa State defense thinks this is a flag football game. Jeesh, the tackling is atrocious.

I'm pretty proud of this, but I wonder what y'all think it says about me. Rebecca Black "Friday" was among my most played because it's my friday afternoon Alexa routine.

I dunno. I liked India. Prolly more than I should have. Good luck, kid. Welcome, Brady.

The more I think about last night's game - and it's not a lot bc I'm trying to grow up a bit - bengals game plan was good and i love the 4th down calls and going for 2 at the end. Any 1 of the myriad near sacks get home and they're on their way to playoffs. Alas, time to start the mock drafts.

I think the bengals should keep ja'marr chase