It's amazing to me what a staple The Original Pancake House is in metro detroit and seemingly nowhere else. I was in college before I found out it started in Oregon.

You would think this type of dude would be better at chugging

My 6 year old: "yo did you say Kirby? That's a pokemon"

Everyone says the military budget is too bloated and now they're eating those $3 meals the administration recommended and everyone *loses* their minds

Exactly one year ago today:

The more Bluesky tells me that the timeline is "forbidden" the more I'm going to refresh the page.

And that's good, right?

The Pope is going to have to call in the pros if he wants to deal with Thiel. These rookies aren't doing it

"He would call chestnuts lazy"-ass president www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/u...

Can't stop picturing Zuck as the weird robot guy from Grandma's Boy

It really is amazing that Trump is beefing with the Catholic Church, they have so much in common. An obsession with gold and ornate decorations, a love for theatrics and the stage, the other stuff...

:: rubs eyes tiredly ::

A week late, but sure

But he's blockading everybody?

Not even close, they were in Islamabad, not Greece.

Damn. Slenderman really let himself go

Imagining a farce written about a rapidly decompensating and wildly despised autocratic president who had promised pardons but dies prior to actually doing it and the VP has to sneak the forms to the auto pen room before anyone else finds out to protect his own legacy.

saw someone use grok today to correct the pope

Tomatoes ruin a sandwich: structurally, texturally, and flavor-wise

We're all wondering

We're all wondering

Seems bad

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

Something very suspicious is going on with the Nazi child molesters. We must get to the bottom of it at once.

To all who celebrate

He's got no idea what's going on

‘I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, decided not to destroy an entire civilisation. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, The Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.’

I bet you fools thought I was joking youtu.be/ZSdOwt-G49w?...

Stay Bullish

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

Today's vibe

It'll probably get vacated, just like football

This person just has a fox fetish, I think. Also, Again, this was a trailer before the Mario movie in which the character that reneges on the therapy and anger management he struggles with ends up a pile of bones youtu.be/m76VzoDfQWQ?...

Wow, could you imagine? Peaceful protesters being shot?

I'm sure these two headlines will never cross streams in tragic fashion. It'd be impossible for these 2 things to impact each other in dangerous ways.

They think one of these things is going to turn into the basilisk so they better start behaving now.

Depluralize a movie: House of a corpse

"Can I finish?"

the president is gooning

The irony of going to see a concert dedicated to the album "No Closer to Heaven" on Good Friday is not lost on me. But goddamitall it was a great show.

Took my kids to the Mario movie today and the first trailer they showed was a Nate Bargatze led, Mr. Mom to 3 daughters story. I get the sense it's not going to shit all over the idea.

A minions/ HP Lovecraft mashup is not what I was expecting

The Pope has a chance to do the funniest thing ever on or before June 16th.

Watched Mercy last night. For a movie that hates cops and AI, it was still very bad.

Chat are we cooked

We didn't deploy ground troops while I was sleeping, so that's good news, I guess.

Beat UConn. Again. #Gogreen

Why the hell did I even click on this damn thing? profmusgrave.github.io/anotherday/

GET UP! IT’S GAME DAY!!! GO GREEN. BEAT UCONN.