Or rather returning to it. Sylvester Stallone's mom was a renowned rumpologist

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”

Lol, they just had a "Join ICE" ad in the middle of Jeopardy?!

No song drops off harder than Hush Little Baby. There's a reason nobody ever gets past "diamond ring"

It was made for me!

Walking through a 50 degree day to get to the surgery waiting room 2 days before Christmas gives bad vibes, I must say.

Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them

The generation that was taught to "fake it 'til you make it" has finally made it. They have not stopped faking it, though.

"Don't worry everyone, I found my wallet. You can stop searching."

Now that's a classic Lions game

Bonkers TD.

Dang, that field goal was something

going into the new year like:

It's eugenics all the way down

*Gulp*

I'm still mad those pricks brought cars onto Mackinac Island and I'll die mad about it.

Trust me, bro

In a weird way, I think there's a deeper social psychology to this. America thirsts for high men to be brought low and we failed to do it the first time around. By and large we want to see this man crash because Average Joes looks at him and think, "this guy is a billionaire?"

Ah bsky.app/profile/utic...

Puka heard your concerns and is going to change up his dance and it will end up being even more anti-Semitic than originally planned.

A quick look tells me TAE is a fusion based power company. What?

That was some weird shit. I assume. I didn't watch it, but the early reviews are not great.

Told my 6 year old son it's time to stop playing in the snow after school. He responded, "this is my feelings," as he chucked a block of snow/ice up in the air to have it smash on the blacktop.

Somebody is a @youaregood.bsky.social fan

Is this the Smiling Man's wife @edzitron.com ?

Goddammit www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...

Don't they know what Trump tried to do to the last Indiana politician that didn't help him win an election?

She — like the rest of us — already heard this one 6 months ago Trump Riffs About Steve Scalise's Wife Being 'A Disaster' After Husband Was Shot share.google/3wTU43n6LshT...

Lol. Lmao. Lmfao. ROFLMFAO

I am not a doctor so I don't have any idea if this could be a thing, but what if he just gets painkillers pumped straight into his hand because they just keep making him sign stuff non-stop and that's why he resents "Biden's autopen" so much?

Late Night with The Devil was a trend setter

Dan Campbell will see you there brother

Incredible dyad

Extremely Kellyanne Conway voice: This Christmas

It would be very funny if this was the last one

Make a wish: a whole ass country edition

Frank Henry was asked to do one last job and what was his response? Very disrespectful

Wait, does Netflix own HBO Max now?

Your non toxic masculinity post of the night

It's going to be dope watching Aubrey hit a 70 yd field goal to beat us tonight

This whole game

well I'm sure that two points won't matter, not like Detroit-Dallas hasn't been decided by the NFL before

The Lions are getting robbed again; Just like the old days

Lol. Lmao.

Slay back to Detroit?

It's the boy version of Taken. "A father will stop at nothing to get his kid free from the demon of addiction, including starting a war"

He may not even make it to his 2PM presser

At this point, I'm not even sure which side is the band and which side is the song