I appreciate chobani coconut yogurt. Just enough to notice it's got real coconut but not enough to be *about* that

Small town bank president and machinist

Folks who aren't Online won't see/hear it, but this dude talks like he's reading a Twitter thread.

Now feels like a good time to roll over my 401K. Maybe use that full 60 day window for redeposit.

JFC

Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Trump's gonna have his very own Benghazi

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

Yeah, the proximity of these things is very troubling to me

We should have liked his speech more, I guess

10 days or 10 weeks or 10 months but it certainly isn't going to last any longer than that

Bad news guys

Sorry folks, Heated Rivalry just got cancelled

What kind of philanthropy, Bill? Oh yeah

Lol, they called it tedious and tiresome. He's definitely going to bomb Iran for that.

I guess I just expected the armed goons paid to protect these heinous dudes to have *some* kind of code. Aren't half of them Qanon weirdos anyway?

The last week of February is bullshit. Just be March already, damn.

You know it was bad when the NYT didn't even bother to push a wrap up article

Doubtful I'll manage to tune in tonight, but there are maybe like 2 reasons a person (especially around here) might turn on the SoTU. 1. To see if it happens 2. We're masochistic pain pigs who love to eat and watch slop Anyone expecting anything more is a fool

Or have the backbone of an auto worker and call him a pedophile [protector] to his face

Werenski to Hughes!

We didn't bomb Iran while I was sleeping, so that's good news I guess

What in the ancient Troy is this nonsense?

How much syrup is too much syrup? For some children the answer may surprise you.

That part that annoys me the most is blending 2 suffixes together. It's like he said Trump estfuled or something

It does not solve the problem, but it is a required step in solving it

Who would even make ties like that?

Embarrassing stuff that America can't do this shit

Rush died 5 years ago today! 👏

My "I'm not a conspiracy theorist but..." T-shirt is raising a lot of questions that I'm happy to expound on if you have a few minutes to consider why these things don't add up

My daughter asked our Echo to play Zoo and it turned on the TV downstairs and tried to make us buy a show instead of playing the Shakira song she's listened to thousands of times in the last week

Woke 2 is here, folks. I hope X users are ready for it.

Reading the thread she posted just yesterday and worrying we won't see many more trips to the detention center going forward

Bruh

Start your day with some laughter www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/o...

One of the biggest appeals of the winter Olympics is being able to tell yourself the reason you aren't competing is because you never tried the sport.

Nearly in tears because Gluten Free Cheez Its are good

I read the statement before I saw this video and man, I wish I never saw this.

The lead girl in Tarot looks like an Anna Farris reboot (complimentary)

Just got to the Giallo bit of the opening ceremony. Wow 😮

Interesting phrasing that "the White House" took down a post on Trump's personal account

Are there a lot of gorilla characters in the Lion King, Karoline?

I see that prayer breakfast did a good job of encouraging attendants to spread love to their fellow man

I'm beginning to wonder if DOJ is slow rolling the Epstein stuff in order to make it happen or because everyone knows it's going to happen soon and they want to release all of the worst stuff after the fact

They dared the kid into cartooning to answer Batman's real name and he didn't know. What universe am I in?

Showing my sick kiddo Double Dare and oh my God I'm so old.

Choosing to believe this is what that letter Wyden sent to Ratcliffe is about for health reasons.

It's that time again

Could a man who was as scared as a man can be say THIS