I bet Natasha Bedingfield hates AI

He really just thinks the country belongs to him. Like he has some ability to control our actions from beyond the grave. What an asshole.

The only conspiracy theory worth entertaining in regards to Platner is that the NYT was saving this shit for October

I don't know exactly what I expected his voice to sound like, but it was not this

So ur in Kentucky with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "I spoke to Senator McConnell for 20 minutes" U tell ur girl n she say "my Mitch is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

It has been 3 weeks since Donald Trump said "we run out of reserves at about 4 weeks"

Just woke up from a coma, what's this I hear about Mitch McConnell disappearing to film a stint on General Hospital?

Sure, the squeaky clean international image of the US is forever tarnished now. Also, at least know what day the game is going to be played.

Game of inches

!!!!!

Fanmogged. We’re being fanmogged.

Watching the soccer match

Jimmy Fallon Boston guy watching the World Cup: NEYMAH

Mitch McConnell taking a long time to cross that finish line. But no one ever accused him of looking like a hare

The Minions are speaking an "is this racist?" Level of Spanish lately

He was hammered. (sorry trying to delete)

Happy 4th! Can Check

This is, I believe, the connoisseur's 4th of July dril tweet

If it does happen tonight do fireworks become woke?

The progressives are getting better at cringe and it's making lefties nervous

What if, what if, what if, what if, what if the magic's gone?

Wow Egypt

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bet someone died

The Pulitzer opportunities for folks when Trump's arch gets lit by some falling ember...

I am going to count the July 4th Fireworks

I don't think we're talking about Spud Cells — the cells that are almost alive — enough www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Fuck that. The things in competition are ideas, not parties. If one party is full of awful ideas they deserve nothing. Let the competition be fought by one party with good ideas

I love how conspiratorial this headline is, but it's a fun bit of history trivia anyway Three Presidents Die on July 4th: Just a Coincidence? - Constitution Center share.google/lQEUJENZqUGC...

Getting some Fall of the House of Usher vibes

Reposting this here: Happy July 1st! Time to talk about a little baseball history. No this is not your traditional #BobbyBonillaDay post; this is a thread about a different story that's worth remembering these days. July 1, 1945 Hank Greenberg homered in his return after a 47 month hiatus

It's been 2 weeks since Donald Trump said we have 4 weeks of oil left

Easy solution here is to make sure going to college isn't contingent on getting an athletic scholarship

It's been 2 weeks since Donald Trump said we have 4 weeks of oil left

Uh oh. Boat's stuck

Finally got around to watching the @somemorenews.bsky.social about The Jayne Mansfield Story starring Loni Anderson and Arnold Schwarzenegger It's about how things in America are just the same problems we never fix and I regret to say it includes babies in dumpsters www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...

Wow, an Alito decision leaking before the proper time? Who could believe such a thing

*gulp*

"They say 'John Gotti' you say 'Rudolph Giuliani'" Really hits different these days

It’s wild how hard it is to get any paper or even Wikipedia to state this outright, but what Trump did to her was literally the thing he proudly bragged about ON TAPE doing, as a regular matter: cornering a woman alone and then jamming his fingers up inside their vaginas. She proved it in court.

The Great American State Fyre

Gotta read @nikostratis.com on this www.anxietyshark.ca/jackass-made...

Just got to the "you do in fact have to hand it to Hillary Clinton" scene of Season 3

War's back on www.nytimes.com/live/2026/06...