"I’ve been to the crossroads. I’ve been down to Georgia. I’ve signed agreements with legions of lawyers, living, as I do, in the details, and ended up with the souls of everyone except Daniel Webster, that prig-tastic blowhole. But Donald Trump? Not worth it." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why...

Here's this week's Did You Notice? video looking at how Manchester City took apart Eddie Howe's Newcastle. Enjoy!

The administration’s war with Iran is setting a mountain of taxpayer dollars on fire every day—mostly because he doesn’t know what he’s doing. trib.al/LQzEby6

If we’re just making shit up: What if they invented a device that combined teleportation and transmission of the Ebola virus and used it against the U.S.? What would the cost of that hypothetical weapon be?

"Trump has squandered some of the country’s greatest sources of strength. By repelling nearly all of America’s allies—alliances that are among the best instruments of leverage Washington has in the world—he has paid China and Russia enormous dividends." trib.al/xEevF1z

What an idiot!

WELKER: Trump keeps calling it a 'war.' Words matter. Does the Trump administration, do you, describe this as a war against Iran? WALTZ: I describe it as Iran has been at war with us WELKER: So it is a war? WALTZ: And President Trump is ending it

Does he tell little mikey when he’s going to climax? Or is it just the most awful surprise ever, every single time?

Interesting times when I see thins and think, “You know what? Nancy Mace is completely right here.” That’s how fucked up all this is. It’s forcing me to agree with Nancy Mace on something.

Feels like how an expensive consultant would tell you to say that, “The problem with inflation is that we’re measuring inflation.”

I’m sad and disappointed, but… Tottenham until they kill me (which I am certain they will)!

THFC 🥺

for a guy who made a living on TV, Pete Hegseth is a remarkably terrible public speaker you can almost hear his audience cringing here

wow. Republican Rep. Mike Turner snaps at Trump DoD official Elbridge Colby, telling him his testimony is "gross," "you've been so disingenuous," and raising concerns about his "commitment to the truth"

At least there’s no VAR in the Championship. So there is that…

I guess there’s a first time for everything…

THFC 🥺

Why?!?

Time to bait Strand-Larsen into a second yellow.

That’s a good lad Archie!!! Well done!

That’s the wrong Sarr!

Have we been so consumed with the politics at Spurs this season that we have let the players off the hook? Has that lack of responsibilty contributed to Spurs' struggles? My mea culpa column: www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...

They really are heartless, soulless ghouls. Wtf…

Rep. Moskowitz can be seen wearing a "JUSTICE FOR CRICKET" pin as he questions Kristi Noem

trump’s FEELING. FEELING.

Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

Is he going to complain about Karoline calling him the “Secretary of Defense” multiple times? Oops. 😬

Extremely easy to say “no” if the answer is indeed, truthfully no.

All these assholes do is light fires and then act like we should be grateful when they put out a tiny little bit of the fire.

This joker must be packing a roll of certs with this level of small D energy.

FYI Markwayne Mullin is not A war veteran and never served

Kennedy: "You blamed those statements on Mr. Stephen Miller at the White House. Did you not?" Noem: "I did not… I've never said that at all." Kennedy: "You said on the record, 'Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen.'" Noem: "No one has heard me say that."

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BLUMENTHAL: Is the agent who shot Ms Martinez sill on the job? NOEM: Our officers conduct operations every day- B: Is he still on the job carrying a gun? N: I dunno B: Would you agree he shouldn't be? N: I'll get back to you B: I think Americans would find it absolutely terrifying if he is

There you have it. "This is President Trump's War." Own it all, Republicans.

Moulton: He ought to think about the war that he didn't go to. That he allowed another American to go to in his place when he dodged the draft, making up some excuse about a sore foot so that he didn't go have to go serve in Vietnam. There is an example of a war where we sought regime change

John and I join countless people across Minnesota in mourning Sgt. First Class Nicole Amor of White Bear Lake, who made the ultimate sacrifice serving our country. Our hearts are with her family, loved ones, and all those in our armed forces.

This is certainly…a choice.

Musk, worth $829 billion, owns X. Bezos, worth $234 billion, owns The Washington Post & Twitch. Zuckerberg, worth $231 billion, owns Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp. And now Larry Ellison, worth $202 billion, is about to control CNN, CBS, TikTok & HBO. Yes, this is oligarchy.

Sen. Booker to Kristi Noem: "Either you are utterly incompetent, or you are violating laws with impunity. You should step down from your position. If you don't, you should be removed by this president. And if not, Congress should impeach you."

New YouGov poll finds that for the first time, a majority of Americans disapprove of Trump *strongly.* His overall approval is down to 38%, a new second-term low. When is the last time a majority has disapproved strongly of a president?

Yes. Interchangeable and indistinguishable. Is that the Ayatollah or Amy Klobuchar??? Swap those two out and not a single person would notice.

Fuck, might as well make it a baker’s dozen at this point. Who gives a shit?!? How about 100? That’s a good round number. If we’re just making shit up, don’t limit yourself to single digits.

Trump, suffering from dementia, is confused about where his father was born. It was in the Bronx, not in Germany. Trump's grandfather was an immigrant who came here after getting kicked out of Germany for evading the draft.

Hirono walks Noem through just a few of the many lies she's been caught in

after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.

Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

Kristi Noem said Alex Pretti “committed an act of domestic terrorism. That’s the facts.” Defend it or retract it, but don’t deny it.

If Fulham don’t batter West Ham tomorrow, I might lose my mind.

Q: "Do you think that Donald Trump should be deposed by this Committee?" Hillary Clinton: "Absolutely." "Donald Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers … That is behavior that fits a pattern if one were looking for a pattern."