Abdul: there is no reforming, there is no retraining, there is only abolishing ICE

Summer: go to your friends and tell them we have a fight ahead of us, but we are about that fight. If you guys are ready for that, then I promise you, whatever they have in store for us they're not ready for you! 🔥🔥🔥 she's the best

Uh yeah the room is poppin (sorry this is the only way I can screencap rn)

Greetings from the campus of Michigan State University. There is a line wrapping around two buildings to see @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and Hasan Piker, so this room is about to be FULL. There is an overflow room, but that might also fill up, and they might turn some away. Wild times.

10 Palestinians killed and 44 wounded yesterday. The IOF is committing 13.1 ceasefire violations per day (we are on day 178 of the ceasefire)

wait hasan and @ostonox.com made a fucking banger mini-doc??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvqe...

🎯 our fantasy league is still named after the hs group and often the March Madness pool is too

I've had the same cell number so long it used to kill to say "dial down the center" when I gave it out

The Democrat Party is controlled opposition and prefers fascism to doing healthcare. They have no electoral fear because their stakes are low and they can fall back on lesser evil strategy. They hate their base

I wonder how many maga idiots think it's Barack "Hussein" Obama, at least 100

Okay Seattle let's get Bosnia up too 🇧🇦

Some clubs get a psychopath billionaire having fun and buying hella players and winning. We only get the psychopath billionaire part. It used to feel like "sustainability" but this club just reeks of investors now. The degree of this appointment really sets me off. I'm dumb but also American so...

I just got a new Case number, it's "Your recent email to or from Tottenham Hotspur was found to contain either profanity or credit card information"

Hi Case 00148366, I'm Case 00148901

A bunch of famous people flew to Cuba last week to deliver aid and report conditions to their audiences - then came home to a smear attack launched on them by the Democrat establishment Their trip was clearly a net positive for the people of Cuba. Centrist Dems deal further damage to the party

Yea I’m into Palm Sunday. The day to palm a basketball and dunk on your ass.

I don't even think this person is a Hasan viewer, but this is the typical Hasan viewer:

If you're curious about Alan Nimrod's crashout last night but don't want to read through it, this skeet functions as a summary

I-D-A-H-O Idaho Idaho GO GO GO 🏆 the men are Big Sky champs too!!!

Vandals are Big Sky champs LFG!!! 🏆

"I'm not into saying 'I told you so' — but we did see it coming." Really wish she'd stop manipulating what the "told you so" is, but yes we did see it coming

I recommend updating to the latest version if you have the storage space

Where do they get money that doesn't really exist? Borrow against unrealized gains (like stocks), and that borrowed money doesn't get taxed Buy borrow die, everything is fake

Reminder there is no ceasefire and the genocide in Palestine continues

Somebody asked me why I want to visit China then told me China kidnaps Americans to make them do ccp propaganda Dude if they put me in charge of their propaganda it would go so hard

also i will NEVER forget that when it was Mamdani vs Cuomo, the blue no matter who people didn't say a word about voting for the Democrat no matter what. everyone saw that.

And you thought there wasn't a plan #COYS

“The courts have humongously failed, and we need to throw out Montana’s socialist rag of a constitution" - Skees (R) MT constitution includes protection for abortion and trans care, of course a group that "promotes free enterprise, limited government and individual liberty" wants to get rid of that

Put on one of your slutty stitch markers baby

Incredibly badass and brave her instinct was to go at him and throw down

The Timberwolves before today’s game against the Warriors held a moment of silence in memory of Alex Pretti.

"I'm 56yo and I've never had flashbangs and tear gas shot at me before but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors don't have to" - Lady being interviewed in MN who also named a couple churches she wants you to donate to because they're feeding people While Dem leaders continue to lack a spine

Clark Fork (but grew up with the Snake and also Henry's Fork, I really should be a more avid fisherman)

The _______ is gone. A. Game B. Manager C. Gum D. All of the above

One of the best things to know: "Hold the wake button and one of the volume buttons simultaneously [or tap wake button 5 times] on an iPhone..it will lock itself and require a passcode to unlock rather than FaceID/TouchID, even if they’re enabled" You can also use camera functions while locked

The murderer

1. Get nukes 2. DO NOT give up nukes 3. If they say you have nukes, stop everything you are doing and get nukes (hasanabi nuclear doctrine)

if you’d like to be depressed but correct about the future, you should read communist theory tbh

We drove to a small town and bought a 19th century clock from an old man. I'm not sure if it's a good idea to start a new year as though it were a goosebumps novel but we'll find out.

A new era: the giant warning label on bic lighters is part of the graphic now (can't peel it off). The safety is still easy to pop off, but if we don't voice our concern over the label they'll come for the safety next!

Merry Christmas and #COYS 'mas!!! 🎄🎁 This isn't a Christmas photo but also somehow very Christmasy and he's the best gift so

"He safely ejects usb drives before removing them"

Is there any way my brain could take a simple text prompt and generate a bunch of complex images instantly while using up a ton of energy (1 box of Oreo cakesters)?

I keep wearing sweatpants to work and nobody has said anything and now I can't stop. At my age this runs the risk of wearing sweatpants everywhere

Spotify categorized Serbo-Croatian as "Latino" in my wrapped. Another win for AI

His guide just gave him an IRA pin "maybe don't wear that one while you go back" lol

Is it possible to buy dry aged nilla wafers (with pantry air flavor)? Or do you have to make your own?

Day Z, you're just getting the hang of it around 1250h