Joy??? London is so greedy

I recommend updating to the latest version if you have the storage space

Where do they get money that doesn't really exist? Borrow against unrealized gains (like stocks), and that borrowed money doesn't get taxed Buy borrow die, everything is fake

Reminder there is no ceasefire and the genocide in Palestine continues

Somebody asked me why I want to visit China then told me China kidnaps Americans to make them do ccp propaganda Dude if they put me in charge of their propaganda it would go so hard

also i will NEVER forget that when it was Mamdani vs Cuomo, the blue no matter who people didn't say a word about voting for the Democrat no matter what. everyone saw that.

And you thought there wasn't a plan #COYS

“The courts have humongously failed, and we need to throw out Montana’s socialist rag of a constitution" - Skees (R) MT constitution includes protection for abortion and trans care, of course a group that "promotes free enterprise, limited government and individual liberty" wants to get rid of that

Put on one of your slutty stitch markers baby

Incredibly badass and brave her instinct was to go at him and throw down

The Timberwolves before today’s game against the Warriors held a moment of silence in memory of Alex Pretti.

"I'm 56yo and I've never had flashbangs and tear gas shot at me before but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors don't have to" - Lady being interviewed in MN who also named a couple churches she wants you to donate to because they're feeding people While Dem leaders continue to lack a spine

Clark Fork (but grew up with the Snake and also Henry's Fork, I really should be a more avid fisherman)

The _______ is gone. A. Game B. Manager C. Gum D. All of the above

One of the best things to know: "Hold the wake button and one of the volume buttons simultaneously [or tap wake button 5 times] on an iPhone..it will lock itself and require a passcode to unlock rather than FaceID/TouchID, even if they’re enabled" You can also use camera functions while locked

The murderer

1. Get nukes 2. DO NOT give up nukes 3. If they say you have nukes, stop everything you are doing and get nukes (hasanabi nuclear doctrine)

if you’d like to be depressed but correct about the future, you should read communist theory tbh

We drove to a small town and bought a 19th century clock from an old man. I'm not sure if it's a good idea to start a new year as though it were a goosebumps novel but we'll find out.

A new era: the giant warning label on bic lighters is part of the graphic now (can't peel it off). The safety is still easy to pop off, but if we don't voice our concern over the label they'll come for the safety next!

Merry Christmas and #COYS 'mas!!! 🎄🎁 This isn't a Christmas photo but also somehow very Christmasy and he's the best gift so

"He safely ejects usb drives before removing them"

Is there any way my brain could take a simple text prompt and generate a bunch of complex images instantly while using up a ton of energy (1 box of Oreo cakesters)?

I keep wearing sweatpants to work and nobody has said anything and now I can't stop. At my age this runs the risk of wearing sweatpants everywhere

Spotify categorized Serbo-Croatian as "Latino" in my wrapped. Another win for AI

His guide just gave him an IRA pin "maybe don't wear that one while you go back" lol

Is it possible to buy dry aged nilla wafers (with pantry air flavor)? Or do you have to make your own?

Day Z, you're just getting the hang of it around 1250h

This Oval Office press conference is the most hilarious shit. Complete Zohran glaze fest, trump is treating him like they're besties

Last night was so fun 😌

Oh and fuck Hakeem Jeffries and fuck Chuck Schumer

They're eating flats on the Chinese space station, we are officially living in the future

Shocking, absurd, and all the while says more about the Democratic Party establishment than it says about the Maine voter.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Is there any way we could marinakis one of our world class strikers back?

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Salute to the Valkyries, for making history, for selling out every home game, for overcoming a boatload of injuries, and getting the best out of every player. That’s belief. That’s culture. It’s a foundation that’s only going to get better.

Damn and he's usually correct too!

VdV defending be like

"We have to believe in ourselves, come on man like, what do you mean odds? What do you mean?" - Salaün LFG VALKYRIES 💜

The way Spurs are run is one of the reasons this club sunk its claws into me. There are other reasons of course, and there have been many disappointments brought on by Levy. But I have to say cheers thank you Daniel. I hope we keep using our legs.

My sources within the club are telling me it's because he upset too many fans: strike one was canceling the cheese room, strike two was replacing all the beer with Coors Light, strike three was turning Chirpy into high-end luxury pies. #COYS

Veronica Burton's last 4 games #WNBA this is unreal: 76 points 40 assists 25/25 free throws 6 turnovers

Damn and he's usually correct too!

We main Claire Saffitz, Carla Lalli Music, and Alison Roman

Dom watching while he gets match fit #COYS

That new 8s keeper rule will stay in place as long as it takes to randomly cost Spurs a match

So much thanks and praise and love for Son Heung-min. An outstanding person off the pitch and a perfect representation of attacking football on the pitch. He is the best thing that happened to Spurs in my 15 years following the club. It hurts so much 💔 I'm yet to watch any of the comps/interviews.

🚨 A SECOND DILDO HAS HIT THE FLOOR 🚨 Valkyries v Sky