refusing to stare into the ark of the covenant, and instead fishing the depths for a 1930's paper towel, wax paper, and aluminum foil dispenser.

scene resurgence as a fashion style is a latent societal warning mechanism for terrible times ahead

could someone hit the e-stop on the lathe of heaven? thanks.

wearing compression gloves & petting cats are incompatible activities

since we're likely not going to get completely private account features any time soon, when the fuck are the chucklefuck bsky devs going to at least add a way to opt yourself out of custom feeds & starter packs?

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load-bearing dark humor

did I hear something about a butlerian jihad

Lucille Bluth voice: how could a cup of coffee cost anyway, thirty five dollars?

it's all fun & games until you have to break out the wallpaper scorer & the steam wand

filling up my extracurricular course requirements in college with history classes primed me with the ability to feel absolutely fucking insane while trying to explain the russian revolution to the average person later in life

boy it might be time to Log The Fuck Off for four years again

who will win: the compression gloves relieving my arthritic knuckle pain OR my brain getting overstimulated by the compression gloves constantly squeezing my hands

it's days like today that I get to thinking about paying someone to fill the 6x6" by 14' long uninsulated void under the east wall of the laundry room addition.

for glory and for spite

Grimes is the first person to have her brain fully destroyed by garage band

a swagged amber hobnail hurricane lamp would fix me

realizing in horror that the taxpayer building never died, it just mutated into a sea of self storage units.

tfw the 1908 patent Wirt Dim-A-Light doesn't fit inside a 1920's reeded glass lamp shade

the joy in finally ripping down the awful, moth eaten 1990's coral patterned drapery in your dining room

modernity seems to me to be the state of living in perpetual mourning

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

imagine the concious decision to miss the forest for the trees

thank you for having used cohost. eggbug forever.

becoming even more insufferable about lighting in our home (adding a Wirt 'Dim-A-Lite' to the light over the kitchen sink)

any% grocery store run

the pear wiggler really is an underutilized societal correction mechanism

we should stick car culture in the pear wiggler

just thinking about the rocky flats 'infinity door' now

learning that ALCo 1. got into making nuclear reactors in the 1950's 2. ran a criticality testing lab in their Schenectady plant up through the late 60's

you know what? *puts in an order to grand brass supply*

only a fool says 'we have enough hobnail lamps'

living for my 'block randos on sight' policy

man, the $/kW rate has gone up enough to mean a heatpump dryer would probably pay itself off in two years or so. 😬

if Phosphor is gonna release something new after a decade of disbandment, I hope Anton de Neige is next.

I am the type of guy to use an obviously brokeass laptop for over a year before figuring out that it's broken by buying a second one out of frustration and discovering that this one works perfectly fine

if you start playing 'New Year' by Seeming at 11:59:32PM tonight, Alex Reed will say 'It's a new year' at exactly midnight.

too beautiful for this world #cohost

I'm paid to make management mad by exposing them to the reality that the company's material possessions are all old and broken

taking heavy damage peering into the online film camera market

unshakable melancholy borne of living amidst the tail end of the precipitous decline of mids-loud goods

the terror instilled when your calico wakes up with the braincell

go to settings->search and toggle "Help Apple Improve Search", too. what the actual fuck!

hey to everyone unfortunately running iOS18+, do apple a disservice and go to settings->apps->photos, then toggle "Enhanced Visual Search" to off: machinelearning.apple.com/research/hom...

waking up to the pleasant surprise of a bandcamp release email from a band that hasn't released anything in over a decade

once again got "Car culture is man vs. their own mind" stuck in my craw