THANKX to Paris Hilton and Hilton for stepping up to cover hotel rooms for all the hockey players to attend the ESPYs together and celebrate their TEAM OF THE YEAR nomination together,!!

NAAAAAAYYYYYYYLOR!

I kinda hate it when a heavy underdog losing a lead like this gets labeled as choking. It’s remarkable they were up 2-0 in the first place, Argentina is just really good.

welp. that's the game. What a bummer. You'd think that (as a Seattle sports fan) I would not be so all about the underdog in each match BUT YOU'D BE SO WRONG.

weird that var didn't go back to check for soft fouls during either argentina goal

Are we sure Argentina didnt commit a foul 2 minutes ago so that goal can be chalked off?

wellllllll fuck

10 mins + stoppage to keep this win, Egypt.

oh BOO.

Most of Egypt’s line up from their domestic league. Never let anyone tell you a strong domestic league isn’t important for your country.

EGYPT GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL that you can't take away!

Wow. That is a ridiculous decision. Terrible use of VAR and bad refereeing decision. For as good as the refereeing was at the start of this tournament it seems to have devolved.

oh BOOOOOOOOO. bummer that came back

Holy SHIT YEAH. GO Egypt!

Why can’t someone just find out if Mitch McConnell is dead? They have to use his death to steal another senate seat? Can’t someone go to the hospital? Where is TMZ when you need them?

So I usually tell folks who are interested in soccer after a big international event: 1) Go watch your local club. Doesn't matter what level, just go and have a good time and meet folks. 2) Watch the Premier League. It's legit more accessible than MLS here and you'll see why ppl wake up for this

Please go pour some dollars into the CID!

Well, at least the USMNT fans can go enjoy Seattle some more, so there's that.

You’ve heard of the Midas Touch? Well this is like that, but it’s poop. He turns everything into poop.

flips "go usa" shirt inside out to reveal "go norway" shirt

That was rough, but we'll come back better.

Love how we had to wait 3 mins to make our subs.... I'm sure that definitely helped.

Well, fuck.

Only 4 fucking minutes?! What the fuck?

....and why can't we make our subs again?!

Robinson clean as fuck there

Pump em up, Berhalter!

Me rn:

Man. That sucks.

Terrible half from 🇺🇸 who looked completely overawed by the moment. • Dest tragic lack of any attempt to clear opener • Ream slow to react on first, dunked on for second • Pulisic completely invisible, timid whenever on the ball Lucky to be down one, still time to come back.

Is Mike Macdonald nearby bc our defense needs help

Thank you, Freese!

WELL SHIT

USA GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL

MALIK FUCKIN TILLMAN!

How is that a foul on Dest?!

Settle down and play the game, boys. Deep breaths, let's go.

What was even there? Some sort of shoulder tap, I guess?

Oh goddamnit. DON'T DEPEND ON AN OFFSIDE FLAG IT'S NOT ALWAYS GOING TO COME.

And the jets from the stadium flyover just went over my house 🤣

Spain to Cristiano: No means no.

Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

Can't wait to see Portugal without Ronaldo. Like, really. I'll be much happier to cheer them on once he's gone.

Spain has finally scored. FINALLY.

FINALLY! SPAIN GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL

JFCSPAINGETITTOGETHER