boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i argue with my ex and cry on company time #inspirationalquotes

i miss having pain tolerance

i want attention at all costs but im afraid of attention seeking

transgender ardougne 2026 king thoros is a fraud lathas was right glory 2 the dark lord homosexual for everybody

i love the part where if social commentary art gets old people start going on about "they really were ahead of their time... they predicted the future..... we are living in exceptional times and they managed to predict it from the harmonious beforetimes...."

did you know alcohol has a lot of calories thats kind of fucked up actually

i wanna try white hair but i dont know if thats even possible

hiiii everyone

Runescape

lava strykewyrms look like theyre from a private server

thius is me but this one specific gif

yuri transform

i wish people would tell me what im doing wrong

xitter queer discourse blows because half the popular accounts are fully transitioned rich americans who cannot comprehend that trans men are actual transgender people experiencing transgender problems

more ppl shld b nice 2 me

they have fast server restarts now i feel like a lot of drama could be avoided if they just changed these things as soon as they noticed the problem instead of letting the unemployed get an afk 99 then taking it away from everyone else

spoityfyjust caled me 49 years old im going to #killmyself

being ugly blows because every average person also calls themselves ugly now so everyone expects average when someone says theyre ugly so when i say im ugly and i actually look like shit they act like i lied to them or something

this place doesnt even have private accounts i dont think why am i getting phantom likes

so fucked up how i have to still do all the plans i made in my "we're so back" when im "it's so over"

"white people be like talking to my mom on discord" you must awaken to reality post haste. the generation of online video games is old enough to have children who are also old enough to be on discord. you are in denial of your aging. your days are numbered.

robotics is a ridiculous and fake science there is literally no reason for a machine to be on legs instead of wheels i am smarter than all of these people

not to be woke but howard and chuck are 10 times as annoying as skyler and there's a very obvious reason no one realizes this

everything about roblox kind of pisses me off but i know too many people that enjoy it

'avin a skiff at the sloop

i just cant stop WINNING

ordering razor blades from china i am a real adult i am a serious adult

birde :)

smokers are the most annoying people on the planet no amount of "lol nerd puritan ur dumb" will make it not incredibly disgusting go take zyns or edibles idgaf

i should make friends but if i ask people to be their friend then they might want to actually be my friend and then theyll realise im an uninteresting loser and theyll kill me probably

ok so apparently if you log out and your last visited docking point was a random tiny island you get teleported to the closest actual port while your ship goes to the deserted island that you cannot teleport to

"hey skiff" and they are sloop 😭😭😭😭

having some of the crowbar alcohol boxes just teleport me away from the area im charting in is like the most efficient way to get me to log off

inoculation station would be a great band name

why does googling "osrs hiscores" bring me to the fishing hiscores specifically

what if we asked people in wheelchairs "how much do you feel the wheelchair really helps you? can you describe in comical levels of detail what exactly it helps you do" and if they answer incorrectly we take away their wheelchair

who up skiffin they sloop

we were so close to having a machine learning revolution to cure cancer and fix everything and save the world probably but we forgot how to do it because inbreeding the same 5 llms and image generators on eachother makes more money

GOOD MORNING SLOOP NATION

the big npc boat being an obstruction that traps you is weird and inconsistent. to fix this we have to also make player boats solid.

yes i KNOW you just went through the most traumatic event of your life and im meant to be rescuing you and bringing you to shore, but it's ESSENTIAL right now that we go through shark infested waters to sample questionable booze and go diving with swimming fish ladies

thieving is just npc mining. cooking is just food smithing. slayer should just be a minigame.

i wasnt gonna do sailing right as it launches but i am enamored by Sloop

do they have predictions on whether there will be jagex account login issues on the sailing launch on those weird bet on anything websites

if you cant handle me at my skiff you dont deserve me at my sloop

why is the entire system built around the assumption that i am drooling at the concept of customer service and warehouse work "what sort of work are you interested in ^-^" none of it im interested in money

GOOD MORNING

trans gender awareness week, if everyone that was aware of transgender people gave me (One) dollar i would have A Dollar for every Person Aware Of Trans People + 10 Dollar (?) much to think about !

ketchup isn't available? GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's so fucked up how asia has 4 letters in it like it sounds and looks like it should have 5