‘NEW YORK CITY!?!’

Heywood Jablowme

Not only did it not work, Vietnam had enough in the tank to go start a fight with the Khmer Rouge after we left, and China too a few years later. Guess who won both.

Fun fact: Brak was part of a hippie group in the 60’s for a brief period of time.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph (Fans self)

Go outside. Get some fresh air. Visit the abandoned railroad bridge. Wonder if the legends are true.

And yet … you lost to him

I was a Girl Scout

(Makes sign of the cross)

As a lefty, my most ‘men’s rights coded’ trait is keeping it simple in the kitchen. Burger and rice is fine. A peanut butter sandwich and a Miller Lite for dinner? Also fine.

youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4?... New Sturgill Simpson is a very nice way to chase off the Sunday Scaries

It’s OK to be disappointed. But to be shocked that an English person gets wildly racist in public seems a bit naive.

Toughen up, buttercup.

I can understand why people are upset. But they have to understand it was either this or infrastructure updates and more comprehensive health care. Maybe even free school lunches. What choice did they have?

That the world ended at some point in the 20th Century and what we see as our current reality is actually a decaying purgatory

Page, Plant, Bonzo & Jonesy

The State of the Union is me reading and probably turning in early. Let me know if he craps his pants.

This, and Exile on Main Street, will see me through. At least for a few hours. ‘… call me the tumbling dice.’

This you, @tikkikki.bsky.social ?

Wank-wank-wank

LOVE ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL USA HOCKEY FANS EXCEPT FOR KYLE TO HELL WITH THAT GUY

The Gen X urge to understand that if I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.

If you know what I mean …

So many skaters perform as if they’re waiting to fail. At least that’s what their body language gives off. Liu let it all hang out, which was both terrifying and a joy to watch.

‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ ~ Cher

Iowa is carrying Team 5. Eastern Iowa, specifically. Big chunks of Western Iowa are Christian Nationalist Taliban flatlanders. lol.

Are these women AI?

Room probably smells like wet ashtray.

So … Buffalo Bill kinda did this in ‘Silence of The Lambs’ Probably nothing to read into that

I would re-post every one of these but that would make me even more annoying

Stud horse

I did not know rotisserie chicken was gut-healthy

Age verification? I bought cigarettes from a vending machine … under age … with a handful of quarters.

I saw that singing toilets commercial and for a second thought the TV had flipped to the Kid Rock halftime show

Put this morbidly obese goblin on skis, hit record, give him a push, cue up Yakety Sax for the final edit, sit back, watch the money roll in.

Solidarity! Great advertising for Chevy, btw

Nick Offerman would ace this The Terrifier clown Sofía Vergara

I got pushed, as I was getting ready to jump, and it was one of the best things to happen to me.

Antifa Steve!

Quiet you

I have no idea who Gabby is. So don’t even ask.

Doing great, hon

Rust Belt, Bible Belt, Sun Belt, Etc Belt. Current location: Somewhere in the Hockey Belt:

Say what now?

You know what to do, @chibears.bsky.social

2026 NFC Championship Game on FOX

A laugh, especially for @stacey.bsky.social

Feel like Noem is having a pretty bad case of the Mondays

Semen demon