I am once again be held hostage in my bed when it’s time to go to work. What’s to be done?

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER

I really like Emely Rodriguez.

I love that the fans gave Molly Davis a standing ovation!

WHAT CHEER

ITS SNOWING!!

They need to rename Iowa City Deer City. I have seen so many deer in town this weekend. And they love running in front of me. Like the one last night after the game and the one that jumped the like eight foot high fence at City High to do it this morning.

It’s 28 degrees. I really hope the beer in my car didn’t freeze and explode in the back seat.

Last night couple hours after the game while leaving the parking ramp we come around a corner a a guy looks like he’s doing a bad news wall sit. As we look closer, his pants are around his knees and he appears to be peeing against the wall. We’re talking dick between the legs peeing against the wall

It is midnight and after we get home from eating I’m going to bed.

This is the Old Capital, Matt Leinart, NOT the Pentacrest. The Pentacrest consists of five buildings, of which Old Cap is one. Fucking moron. (MacLean, Schaefer, Macbride and (quickly googles because I can’t ever remember the fifth fucker) Jessup (!, you old so and so))

This song will never not remind of freshman year at The Union dancing up against the wall with “vest guy” as my friends and I called him.

If the weather stayed like this today it will be perfect football weather but NOOOOOOOOO, it has to rain.

I’m worried I didn’t bring warm enough clothes.

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER

Herky, I love you but I ain’t doin’ no wave.

And the exodus begins at the 6.49 timeout.

I wanna pet that dog.

Urbz is at the Iowa men’s game.

WHAT CHEER

Bag is packed, I guess.

And I can’t find my Iowa baseball cap that I just had like last week. This is why I should never clean my house or put things “away.”

Me while packing: only two pair of underwear when I’ll on be gone Saturday and Sunday? Am I out of my mind? Double it.

I am taking this game forecast personally.

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER

B1G+ just had a commercial. That’s new.

I understand white people love putting Ys in names but if you spell your son’s name TRAYCE I’m going to pronounce it Tracey because there is no Y in trace.

@the-core.lol Sophie’s tits are enormous on this season of Buzzcocks.

Last year after the cold as hell Nebraska football game I bought some additional cold weather gear and put it all away in a safe and sound place that I now cannot remember. I need this stuff for the game on Saturday this is less than ideal.

I’m sorry, what’s going on? Why are they talking about invading Nigeria? I mean, what the actual fuck is going on?

I wear so many permanent bracelets and a couple others that I’ve gotten in Europe on my right wrist that while untangling them all I found a rubber band in the mix. I have no earthly idea when I put it on there.

No one is buying their bullshit so they made a sign. Sad and pathetic.

I can’t believe I forgot to holler about the clocks on Sunday. @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com

I’m not happy. I used to have this Aldi all to myself on drop days. Now I’m having to line up outside because people have found this place. And what the fuck with the not waiting your turn?

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER

Anyone know which of the Shawnee Missions Joey Matteoni went to? Just wondering.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL FRIENDS WHO NO ONE KNOWS JESS FUCK OFF

Jess Settles and Nebraska football, still living in the 90s.

Why is Stritz still in? Why are any of the starters still in? Why has Stritz played the entire game?

That was the Keystone Cops of basketball.

I hate the Jess Settles show. Every broadcast is about him. Also Jess supposes Kim Reynolds so fuck him, he’d never win mayor of Iowa City.

Know your audience, there should not be a big 12 football commercial on my B1G Network.

I know we are all excited about the new coach and all but one of the big gripes about the last guy was that he recruited mid-major guys…umm, 5 guys transferred in from Drake and another guy from Robert Morris? …I’m going to give it some time and some B1G games before I set my house on fire.

Kevin McHale reference. Always relevant, Jess. Jesus.

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP JESS SETTLES

When you think about it, the fact that HSAs exist as a way to pay for healthcare is seriously fucked up. The guy who proposed your employer take money out of your paycheck to be put into an account to play in the stock market and only be used for healthcare costs should’ve been laughed out of town

This might be a trash Tuesday take but I don’t like ribbed clothing. As a thick thighed woman I hate ribbed pants (but love corduroy, go figure), I can’t stand ribbed shirts and ribbed sweaters are really no better. Stop ribbing clothes!

I did my civic duty even though I don’t think it’s going to matter. Johnson’s handlers have no intention of sitting the next term of congress.

Woman at the car dealership watching a tv show on her phone. Do you think she is doing so with the sound on for the world to hear or with headphones on?

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER