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Like I said, it sucks. This isnt value neutral just because you already only barely owned your games. Them even just having more control over inventory and the price of things sucks shit. Consoles make worse cases for their own existence. They're following natural trends, but those trends are bad 🫠

Temporarily forgetting I'm a trans woman in real life because when I post I'm just Calvin

Could God make a feast so movable that even He could not fasten it?

It's 2026 and web browsers don't have new tab pages anymore, but Bash still does. I am increasingly tempted to write a CLI web browser from scratch

#HackOfTheDay 'cyme' (cargo install cyme, it's a rust program) is a smarter colour-enabled descendent of 'lsusb' which lists the usb devices on your computer. On linux I habitually run 'sudo dmesg -w' when working with USB devices to see the system log of device […] [Original post on aus.social]

My name is Herculina Poirot, the great Belgian detective, and today I shall discover the secret shitposting account of Daniel Curl

Joe, Zoe Joey, Zoey Joseph, Zoseph

Big Miss Sunshine #heatwavemovies #HashtagGames

Dr. StinkLove, or: How I learned to stop showering and love the heat #heatwavemovies #HashtagGames

The Cruel CO2 #heatwavemovies #hashtaggames

Y'all remember trans Mandark? I mean Seasons 3 and 4 aren't _really_ canon, but it did air on television. Mandark is a cis boy because he's AMAB and male, but his parents did name him "Susan" at birth and raised him with long hair so uhhh happy last day of Pride? #dexterslab

5,000 Days of Summer #heatwavemovies #HashtagGames

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would have eaten up GenAI

Flashback to when I was like 13 and wanted to write NLP stuff using if-else statements in Visual Basic Who knew the real solution was to throw billions of dollars at it, actually?

what if it was "peace of the worlds" instead huh? what about that? also i forcefemmed the aliens sorry not sorry.

`fn poll_*` is just IMGUI for async. That's what's been bugging me all this time. #rust #rustlang

An old grey-haired cryptographer reaches her hand into a pile of brass keys, and picks up a fistful, rubbing them between her fingers. "Oh yeah. That's good keying material."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would have eaten up GenAI

New strip found: Bizarro by Wayno & Piraro for Tue, 30 Jun 2026 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/bizarro/s-4237416 #comic #comicstrip #bizarro #bizarrostrip

[Uspol, "How did power get so concentrated?"] My theory is that power Just Does That. Everyone agrees that wealth begets wealth. And wealth is a flexible, fungible form of power. And you can arbitrage back and forth between wealth and political power So power begets power. And concentrated […]

"What did you touch?" Quit judging me, hand soap

Linear No Threshold theory of eating vegetables

When did “level up” become corporate speak? I need to take this offline with whoever had that idea

The only data centre I want is a Library. Pass it on. #library

I think one of the most striking personal manifestations of hubris is purchasing a revA board of some complex electronic device from an e-waste vendor and then trying to get it to run "the people who literally designed the thing and have all the schematics, documentation, know-how, and recorded […]

I used to work at the zoo and one time a gorilla died of old age. The problem was it was the only gorilla in the zoo because the zoo wasn't very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction and they couldn't afford to go a single day without it being there. So the zoo owner […]

Lithe chee… It's also funny how, other than very slow stalking, what to them is probably a "moderate trot" is very fast still #cheetah #cheetahs #bigcat #bigcats #cat #cats #photography #photo

Hold on to your butts: TikTok, for your operating system. The attention economy, for your apps. Swipable, short-form content. Local, open source, gluten-free, blockchain-native. You log in and it's an email. Swipe. Now it's a news article. Swipe. An album of photos you never forgot to tag […]

[Lewd] Low Level Vagina Monster

@wingo Limited Liability Virtual Machine (if it breaks you get to keep all the pieces)

St. Peter don't call me cause I can't go The devil's took me down to squircle hell

Those quotation marks are doing a lot of heavy lifting. #punctuation #ItMatters #humour #humour

[Uspol, Illinois, positive] I searched for "Pritzker trans bill" and the search results are like "you mean 2023? You mean 2024?" #illinois #transrights

[Uspol question] Honest question that will help me understand politics For something like birthright citizenship, why didn't SCOTUS do what the fascists wanted? 1. Did I misunderstand what the fascists wanted? 2. Are the justices not all aligned with them? 3. Are the justices hedging against […]

*frolicking* ..oh! don't mind me! *frolicking*

"Hey! What are you doing here?" I'm taken aback. "Yeah, that's the big question, right? Ultimately, we all have to ask ourselves that, and nobody can answer for us."

I got my Android app to work. Now I need to remember why I was building it.

While the apk builds, time for some affirmations: 1. The Tauri community is smart and this workaround is likely to work 2. There are 6 million Android developers, so the thing I want is probably possible 3. Just because phones are a huge waste of time for programmers doesn't mean it wouldn't be […]

There is no Sweet Dreams Division #sweetdreamsabookorplay #HashtagGames

Anybody know what this old freight rail spur is at the U-Haul building on South Cap just west of Nats Park? It's near other current/former commercial construction space, but I'm unfamiliar with its routing. #dc #rail #history

Down in the Tauri mines today 💦

[slightly lewd, text and emojis] "haha on the atomic bomb project the scientists weren't allowed to bring oranges for lunch because it would reveal the shape of the nuclear core" boy wait til you hear about the natural shapes you aren't allowed to show on American media even in 2026! 🍆 🍑 🍈

Safe area insets is really like the old days when TVs were switching from 4:3 to 16:9 and you were expected to produce content that was 16:9 but composed 4:3 with extra optional fluff on the sides

> Edge-to-edge is enforced on Android 15 and higher once your app targets SDK 35 Oh my god go to hell stop breaking shit

> Displaying content behind the system UI is called going edge-to-edge. I actually don't wanna go edge-to-edge

It takes 9 seconds for my app to boot up with a cold page cache on a spinner drive :neocat_cry_loud: It's cause I'm using a WebView so it has to load the huge WebKit libraries. I'll make a native version... one day... not really...