I can't get to the #duckduckgo status page cause I can't get to ddg. Is America finally censoring my Internet?

#Xmoto the "crap" levels are the best levels in the whole game okay

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

*bangs ur bits*

Sprint cars don't have starters so they have a pickup truck with a wooden block on the front to bump-start them and I think that's cute

Apple cannot fool me, I know that Liquid Glass is a Metal Gear Solid character

Apps who live in liquid glass houses shouldn't cast the first intent

I should be punished and sent to squircle jail

[Sex toy] Meshtastic battery: Dies overnight even though the radio is fully turned off Magic wand: Goes weeks between charges, routinely lasts for multiple sessions, I've never actually depleted it fully

Chemistry is woke because oxygen forms gay pairs and metals live in dense communities with free public transit for electrons

Whenever you see someone recommend Cloudflare or something else that decrypts and re-encrypts TLS for something, esp. for something related to open social media or media storage etc., reply with this picture from the Snowden leaks

> Our dedicated Customer Service team will be happy to assist you M-F We will be happy to assist you, motherfucker

[Mental health in general] If SI is a separate checkbox on the mood tracker, then -3 mood without SI must be HI

[uspol, funny] > Our Country stands at an important crossroads. Either the Constitution matters and must be followed, even when some officials consider it inconvenient or out of date, or it is simply a piece of parchment on display at the National Archives. TRUE! ... Said by Texas when they […]

What are some cool videos

[uspol shitpost] Police are saying they found bullets at the scene engraved with the face of a lion, an known Antifa symbol

It's so overies y'all

No you know what, I don't like git rebase

[Uspol imaginary person] "Democrats have no platform, they just hate Trump. Republicans have a broad platform, we hate women, black people, Mexicans, and gay people!"

Intelligence is knowing the year rage comics ended Wisdom is knowing that they never ended

Select all bicycles with squares

The Democrats gave me a fun-size pack of Skittles for canvassing, finally pork barrel politics is functioning again

An archeologist would not look at anime and say "most humans circa 2000 C.E. were adventures who fought monsters in dungeons" but they'll look at cave paintings and fully believe that deer, bison, and hands existed 🙄

For a long time I thought Frieren and Delicious in Dungeon were the same show

Delicious local dungeons near you

Delicious around dungeon

Delicious out of dungeon

Kid sent me this, no idea if it's an ancient meme of yore or whatever but

Signal being on rock solid Ethernet and just not delivering a message is funny. I should report that soon

"He's been so many people's strange bedfellow at this point that he walks in the bike lane."

Consolidating political power by marrying the head of another leftist org

I subscribe to the Coney Island school of economic theory, you've probably never heard of it 🧣

Big pimpin' versus small, local pimpin'

I'm done holding back. *Drinks the entire bottle of Vitamin D supplement at once*

[politics adjacent] > Beau of the Fifth Column yt channel, now Belle of the Ranch I keep having to remind myself that Beau didn't transition

I'm only going to run for office in the neighborhood association if I can extract some value via the spoils system

Oh no people keep messaging me Don't they know I'm taking the day off from existing I existed too much yesterday and now I'm embarrassed to exist Today I'm taking a day off from being human to just put in a few hours at work

[uspol, transphobia] https://www.npr.org/2025/09/14/nx-s1-5541344/more-details-emerge-about-the-alleged-shooter-of-conservative-organizer-charlie-kirk > [Utah Governor] Cox compared the social media apps to the addictive properties of fentanyl and encouraged Americans to turn towards their […]

Nobody: Me: "Do I want to develop an app?"

"We're stuck in the airlock in a full auto-cycle" What is an auto cycle anyway? 🤔 #halflife2

[lewd] Robot girl who can be used as an effects pedal so that her guitarist girlfriend will step on her

Surface implies sousface

Really unable to comprehend that I should sleep and do the stuff I want to do tomorrow and not right now

[uspol joke] grrr I'm so mad, I just found out that 2 million trans people shit my pants last night grrr

I've joked this before, but maybe it's time to think about bringing back the (really) old Democratic idea of "sortition," or choosing elected officials by some kind of lottery. The idea being that maybe the best candidate is someone who doesn't actually want the job. Considering how many people […]

Reposted with alt text #flexiblework #remotework #ReturnToOffice https://mastodon.social/@mklopez/115187361052628583

Every 9/11 I like to post the story of Rick Rescorla. I recommend reading the Wikipedia article, but the gist is that after the first plane hit the towers, he disregarded orders and led an evacuation of the second tower, potentially saving thousands of lives Reading about disasters you'll see […]

Yes I'm an economic actor, I play a bank in the theatre

Mountain Dew does taste different from a can wtf

When Reddit claimed to have scored God (yes, **that** God) for a special AMA¹ event I was skeptical, but I had to ask. "Q: Why Quarks" "A: Preprocessor" #tootfic #microfiction #poweronstorytoot ¹ Ask Me Anything