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Curry Corrals (“Wild West,” 1992)

What if we did Dumb Civil War, but also as shallow as T••••

Judge plugs rathole

T•••• stuck in the ’80s making reality-TV fash, while his kapos are doing Nazi fancams for the ’gram

Propagandist JD has always been on wingnut welfare

Calls him un Tío Tomás

Is he bragging about J6’ing Portland

We were inches from new Crooks on the money

Immigrants do the jobs Americans won’t

When I was researching my book Ghosts, Monsters, and Demons of India, I learned of a 1000-year-old myth about Roman tech being used to build killer robots to guard the Buddha's remains in Pataliputra, and a Hungarian folklorist read my book & got excited about it, & she managed to dig up a🧵(1/3)

YouTube TV is an Indian AI slop vector for olds, who can’t tell obvious fakes and love what flatters their prejudices. T•••• constantly reposting slop is this writ large

Antifascist frog on getting pepper-sprayed: “I coughed a little. That’s it. I’ve tasted spicer. I’m Mexican.”

wizard frog is insane

Hefting a 17 Pro after Air is like visiting the brickworks

London mall salwars

Wow, recalling my political history, and in a time of strife. Not a good look

Marcello and Bad Bunny got #SNL cast to parody a classic Mexican sitcom, lol https://youtube.com/watch?v=LXKSNb2CdWY

T•••• bait ’n switched a useless insult comic hood ornament for classic GOP heist, to an admin run by clammy, diligent young Nazis

Good sketch bit, like Bargatze’s Washington pointing out the absurdities of America, undermined by Bad Bunny’s lack of English fluency which screws up the timing. Gendered nouns are so unnecessary, constantly trips me up in Hindi and Spanish https://youtube.com/watch?v=jn9AFMKlGLA

Octogenarian Dems will never do deep counterfash reform because they don’t have the energy and won’t be around to enjoy it. They’re coasting, they’re vibing ’n bribing

One reason I think he’s dying is JDV is in a great mood like, all the time now

I'm deeply sorry if this gives you hope but the last time we saw Trump was September 30 The height of the previous "lmao is he dead?" instance was pretty much exactly one month before that on August 29 Chemotherapy cycles that are 4 weeks long are apparently not uncommon

Diya (blood money) en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_m...

Harry Harrison short story where moon astronauts end up in alt-timeline monarchist America

The candidate obstructed law enforcement operations interferingly, and subsequently an officer-involved ground landing occurred

At #Kimmel’s Brooklyn show this past week. Memento mori

iPhone Air camera

Spicy aloo / potato sandwich with backyard-apple chutney and chili achaar. Accidentally reverse-engineered a vada pav with wets for the drys.

The Goop banshee liars are getting younger (“DHS asst sec public affairs”)

(cop getting rammed by ten cars) hold your fire boys, none of these drivers are armed

No self-respecting scammer respects their marks

E pluribus insaniam

Walter Shitty, super-spy in his own mind: no one thought to take out ObL until my ghostwriter

#SNL fancasting https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/1nh4dnc/can_anyone_else_see_aziz_ansari_playing_kash/

💡Like Southerner calling black man “boy” 🧠 It’s a reverse advance-fee scam: “You owe me.” See: airport Hare Krishnas, “man on stick died for you”

Elaichi (cardamom) Co., chai-pista café in downtown Berkeley which also serves kati rolls https://elaichico.com/pages/menu

Kash: I need your thiccest goons for our flimsiest case. Big pecs. No neck. On gear 24/7 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-arrest-perp-walk-james-comey-suspended-agent-refusing-doj-trump/

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Going nuclear at every minor challenge is characteristic of the loser brain

Obama:

No officer, I’m huffing copium https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/03/arkansas-arrest-ysl-opium-perfume-immigration-visa

FBI backdoor action trophy

I mean if the only professor you know is Amy Chua, you’d want to burn the academy down, too

Has JD even said thanks

Kash and Ramaswamy, conservative Indian uncs

After yet another pedo-protection recess, 21+ days blocking election winner from her seat. The very pious House Speaker’s on a wildcat strike to protect a pedophile

T•••• take spice

Kash is an opportunist willing to do whatever