This, but for the Senate

GOP: Constitution isn’t real. Equal protection <zap> insurrection DQ <zap> emoluments <zap> 2-term limit <zap> well-regulated militia <zap> Dems: 🤓

Another first by the WOAT (bless up)

Small Indian restaurateur in Japan looks like a samurai movie star, really missed his calling www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7VD...

D••••• whining to fellow mental children while one experiences the hell dimension

Why join them when you can beat them? I'm 22-3 so far and it's way more fun to punk the Feds than it is to represent Markwayne Dipshit and his ICE goons

The free Ballroom will only cost us $400M. It’s only a $1B line item. What’s $5B between friends. Why quibble over $10B

It gets weirder by the day. Here, a health secretary whose policies directly undermine children's health rambles on about physical fitness for military service in front of a POTUS who got exempted as unfit and now appears to be virtually catatonic.

¡Cuba libre!

A Good & Pretti sentiment

It’s really nice that the Temu Taney Court recognized that he felt down about failing to overthrow democracy one way so they gave him another shot.

Criminals rewriting the constitution, what a throwback

Running out of minions with law licenses to use and discard

the absolute state of the OH GOP man

Amicus brief for Musk OAI trial where he poses about “saving humanity“

another lesson from trump: will a lot of our policies get held up by the courts? well it doesnt matter, do it anyway. ignore or bend the decisions you can. reinstate your policies with different statutory justifications. just keep the machine turning.

like, i do not think the next dem president can roll out single payer healthcare with an EO but they can absolutely dismantle DHS and RIF their workforce. in the same way trump has politicized the DOJ to target his enemies, they can direct the DOJ to target the real criminals behind trump

going into chrome://flags and turning Inveigle to Off

oops! you're right, I plotted and schemed against you. Here's my breakdown of what happened. I: * Contacted your bastard son * Convinced him to raise an army against you * Paid informants to familiarize myself with your habits * Slipped poison into your nightly tonic Going forward, I promise not t

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Mr. T•••• I have your winning Iran strategy

There are only two options to get this over with in a reasonable time frame : 1. Let Iran win and pull your shit out 2. Full shock and awe/invasion of Iran Trump is physically incapable of (1) and even he knows (2) is bad politics/will hurt markets. So he has chosen...

Top kick-the-can athlete

Reporter: Are we running out of weapons because of Iran war T••••: We have more than double what we had when this started

Howard Stern: What’s 17 × 6? Junior: 96? Ivanka: That’s not practical T••••: Eleven twelve

In the beginning, the cognitive events were spaced by 24 minutes. Then 12, then 6, then every 2. The last one, in DC, was a minute. In 4 days we could be seeing a cognitive event every 8 secs until they are coming every 4 secs. We should witness a double cognitive event within 7 days

Janelle MonAI I hope those cables are Cat6

Brown lady welcomes Artemis II astro Vic Glover aboard USS Murtha recovery ship, which has a submersible deck for the capsule

“Maul’s” take on the dining philosophers problem

“Monsoon” is a corruption of “mausam” / season in Hindi, which is from Arabic

Bindi Jane Seymour, ’70s

Nuka-Cola ⚛️

I was wondering what she’d show up in and she did not disappoint

GOD yes

Oil lost

Shaun Majumder 🇮🇳🇬🇧🇨🇦 as priest in “From” show (’22)

Nolan: I need a unique Trojan horse Carpenter: A sleeping horse is most practical Nolan: No. Make it look cool Art director: But then they’ll have to… Nolan: I don’t care

T•••• / Musk, the poisoned lawn darts of Toys ’Я Us

Carrying my mango in a purse, as was the fashion of the time

Art Deco verdigris

Paint me like one of your French girls

The parade of whistles might have been my favorite part of the Mayday parade in Minneapolis today. Very powerful and moving.

Elmo flounced off, but left a spy on the board https://www.hardresetmedia.com/p/musk-v-altman-week-one-takeaways