Trump did get to play God on TV and for a lot of people this is equivalent to commanding the Allied forces

We must pick our hottest process engineers and steer them towards politics.

...To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. -- Douglas Adams

The popularists want every candidate to have a Sister Souljah moment, which they imagine as a rebuke of wokeism – but a really effective modern-day Sister Souljah moment would be rebuking the centrist Democratic leadership that everyone hates.

Thomas Crooks, numismatist

Pretty nuts seeing Simone Ashley 🇬🇧 in a US blockbuster’s sequel (“Devil Wears Prada”) over any desi-Am actor. Partly that she’s modeled and has a British accent, but also that British Asians get way more mainstream casting opportunities.

No release date deadline.com/2022/04/anth...

“The Expanse” may have two Irani actors playing desis, but Ben Kingsley is the Uno reverse card (“Desert Warrior,” “House of Sand and Fog”)

“Bait,” Riz’ 007 audition as a comedy series

Ben Kingsley as Irani emperor, Aiysha Hart 🇸🇦🇬🇧 (“We Are Lady Parts”) as his unwilling concubine in “Desert Warrior,” which has some funky casting (Sharlto Copley, and Anthony Mackie in turban attempting a ME accent)

Simone Ashwini Pillai as younger fashion editor correcting fading Streep in “Devil Wears Prada 2”

Meyers: Someone told T•••• to rebrand it from “war” to “incursion,” but he started calling it an “excursion” and his clown shoe cabinet’s too scared to correct him www.youtube.com/watch?v=N27S...

BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "ᵂᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵘⁿᵗᶦˡ ʷᵉ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉˡᶦᵘᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦᵐ ᵗᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗᶦᶜᵉ"

Semiquincentennial, when we come together to commemorate the end of America

Liberty? Over. Tyranny!

Water trap is also oil trap

Average Russian trying mayo:

2017: T•••• gets W. Coast threatened by Nork nukes 2026: T•••• gets W. Coast threatened by Iran drones

Tactical loafing

T•••• isn’t an emperor, he’s a turncoat for pay

Clickbait media turn on Mamdani harder when he puts out fires (speaking responsibly about terrorism), unlike arsonist T•••• www.thenecessaryfictions.com/p/the-media-...

T•••• kicking off another Iraq War

“NEW JERSEY”

Hope he returns to his home planet, preferably upon impact

Third-grade photo day hairline

Musk should commemorate by riding Starship

School shooter admin

Political seats as personal property, you see why he kingmade Biden

The construction of this question implies that in order to end the war Trump will have to legally adopt Mojtaba Khamenei

He always looks like he’s in an American Pie sequel and his parents just walked in on him rubbin one out

Amrikastan 🇵🇰🇺🇸

Reddit on Netflix buying Affleck AI www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Carmaker forgets brakes: ‘Oops’

it is truly incredible that we managed to invent Dumber Suez

Hagfish slime thrower

Dense, poisonous and sewer-seeking like a lead plumb bob

Bold move, Cotton

Musk raging at Grok devs at 3 am because he saw Rubio being a bigger lickspittle

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

We also lose Florida. Win win

MI synagogue attacker www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

The skeleton key to understanding Bender is that LLMs effectively disprove her life’s academic work on formal language modeling

The twilight of the NLP-wale

Why does that Emily Bender hate LLMs so much? Is there some context there that I’m not aware of?

T•••• 🤝 Bender obscure beefs

D••••• Bankruptcy ☠️👉🇺🇸

No problem! The biggest issue with trying to keep prices low by selling speculative contracts is that if the price goes up, we’ll need to buy oil at that new price on that day. This could theoretically cost us 100s of billions and transfer that money to smart traders (or insiders). Dangerous.

The core problem is that literally 50% of the water is diverted to make comically tiny profits of, like, a few hundred million dollars, so trillions of actual economic activity gets held hostage by some clown who bought land in 1872. Put a market price on water and the problem is instantly fixed.

Bay Area winter next week #climatechange