SNL T•••• fantasizes about Mamdani and has necro makeup tone now

There was extensive documented debate at the time 14A was drafted as to whether it would apply to Chinese railroad workers and gold rush workers' children. The answer was unequivocally that yes, it did. (5/3)

Because some are asking... "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" is a carve out for ambassadors, tribal nations outside of US jurisdiction and invading armies. It decidedly does not apply to children of foreign-born parents (4/3)

Giamatti in the sherwani from hell, and he is not drinking any f’g merlot! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMsF...

Very funny that SNW cast a desi as a Vulcan. Next they should cast an Italian www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dig...

Next Instaspam needs to create YouTubeFace thumbs

Tense “Flight 182” short about the Air India bombing www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dwi...

Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting

I’m at the combination Taco Bell and

Average ’Murcan: ’Murca was started by George Hamilton and Jeebus in 1976 Average naturalized citizen: 19th Amendment gave women suffrage, but women of color were denied until the 1965 VRA

Why he did it quietly

Wavering between “don’t jail me” and “pardon please”

Up next from Hegseth - Franklin Demands Europe or Africa Say Thank You

MAGAshit trademarks owned or applied for by the current FBI Director (stickers, lapel pins, drinking cups)

First dirtbag FBI Director

I think it’s great the fed gov’s a wish-fulfillment charity for losers and also a Death Star for the economy. Fortunately this is a self-correcting situation. Unfortunately some of you will have to die paupers, and that’s a sacrifice they’re willing to make.

Uniform inspector / wannabe war criminal Hegseth’s finally living out his fantasy, only it’s as a mass shooter doing ordinary murders.

It’s interesting because Cubans have been able to legally jump the line for decades and then became smug and judgmental about the fact that others did not have legislation to allow that so they must be bad

it is absolutely unbelievable that the Trump administration is systematically persecuting Cubans and Venezuelans, the most Republican Latinos in the US. what are they doing

📊 Seat estimate | Labour wipeout ➡️ REF: 360 (+355) 🟢 GRN: 79 (+75) 🟠 LD: 72 (-) 🔵 CON: 48 (-73) 🟡 SNP: 45 (+36) 🟢 PLAID: 7 (+3) 🔴 LAB: 4 (-407) Based on @findoutnowUK poll, 3 Dec (+/- vs GE24)

Where Biden’s / Shapiro’s T••••-lite leads

“Now watch this F1 drive”

total annual budget of nation we may or may not be about to make war on about 10x estimated cost for changing name to “Department of War”

MAGA is babythink

SCOTUS to Harmeet: You’re messing up our excuse, here’s a do-over

Why isn’t Hobo Killer Pete bragging about this video too

SCOTUS to T••••, like the Mafia earlier: you’re too dumb for our racket

Shapiro’s worse at reading the moment than Hillary, lol

This is really STRIKING, like, they're lining up to talk about how he's untrustworthy and these are Democratic partisans.

<Lionel Hutz biz card> No strategy? Only hate!

noem is *still* requiring that every contract over $100K be personally approved by her and we already know of multiple deals she and lewandowski are personally benefitting from through public reporting, imagine what happens when dems take over house oversight

so I have a friend who had Amy Coney Barrett as a prof and she's apparently quite smart and a good but challenging professor. compare to, say, Brett Kavanaugh, a stone-cold idiot with an out-of-control spending problem which he solved by becoming one of the world's premier bribe opportunities

A ridiculous coda to this story: A USTA source tells me that Trump wanted to hand out the trophy to the winner of the US Open men's final but the organizers said no and compromised by displaying the trophy on the balcony of the Rolex suite where he was sitting.

Mo Bone Saw Award for Public Shakedowns

You didn’t say “Simon says”

NEW: www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Ghilliefish

FIFA is sportswashing the United States under Trump

In the military, Hegseth performed war crimes crime stolen valor, pretending he was involved in killing civilians. Then campaigned to pardon actual serial killer Gallagher. Now he can live out his fantasies. He’s chuffed!

“Pluribus”: Carol thinks “I do not consent” stops the hivemind like your email sig stops the NSA.

They took Sleepy D•• off his uppers, because they mess up his dementia / stroke meds?

“Pluribus” is about a bland corpo veneer gaslighting you about daily Borg horrors, just like real life

Greatest iPhones: Air > X > 5S > 4 > 3GS > 1, which sucked For hand feel, 5S was the GOAT

All T•••• news is heist misdirect like a Knives Out mystery. Focus on the red hands

Model S was an EV by ex-PC devs. Xiaomi SU7 is an EV by current mobile devs, with even better phone integration / consumer software. Plus $42K sporty car styled like McLaren / Taycan rip which feels like $75K inside. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb6H7trzMfI

Gandhi assassin Godse was initially raised as a girl, someone should delve into that psycho, sexuality. https://www.hindustantimes.com/india/nathuram-godse-was-raised-as-a-girl-says-book/story-8JVzyaMQPHtnt2q0PiBc4J.html