T•••• a bigger loser than Iran authoritarians

CHYNA

Starboard = steer side

Chess “rook” is maybe from Hindi “rath,”chariot

Corinthian columns IRL

There’s something deeply f’d about a country which elected T•••• twice. Rotten foundation needs to be demolished

Reiner’s “The American President” suggests seizing warguns under “nat sec.” 31 years later…

First female cinematographer Oscar winner

A man devoted to one thought: screwing T•••• voters, lol

T•••• is a distressed property ready to get screwed by a vulture flipper https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/16/world/iran-war-trump-oil-lebanon

Pariah T•••• is inevitable

When there’s no save point for your videogame war

Almond horns > mullah straits

Posting to town of 40,000 not as fun as playing dress-up in Chicago

Dickrolled https://xcancel.com/phoxotic/status/2033574463472652380

Plunging my Hofmeister kink through Rayleigh scattering into a Wilhelm scream

BYD megawatt #EV chargers with coffeeshop https://www.reddit.com/r/electricvehicles/comments/1rvdyxm/byd_flash_charging_station_tour_in_china/

Jump scare

Melania the longest-serving wife, but when he asked her to…

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

Semiquincentennial honors “suckers and losers”

Totally fake valuations for fundraising and taxes, fake surrenders = maximum optionality

Whatever you want, Reek will always have been for it

Friends with benefits

“…Similarly, he has already repeatedly inquired about getting a Donald Trump-shaped monument built in our nation’s capital, and mentioned that he wants final approval on the size, look, location, content, and design of the statue and memorial.”

D••••• ❤️️ fake medals

Neil Armstrong rides a tin-can rocket plane and bounces off the atmosphere on reentry. “First Man” (2018, Gosling, Claire Foy, Kyle Chandler, Ciarán Hinds, Jason Clarke, dir Chazelle) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkb-...

Kneel before Clod

Inside you, there are two wolves.

Age sort

“That’s how I do” > “Now watch this trey”

I expected a fast dive in under fire, maybe tagging some peripheral building, electronic countermeasure static fuzzing the feed, etc - but no, I guess if you're an Iranian militia you can just take FPV attack drones on a leisurely cruise around American bases in Iraq

Code diff

Atwater: We can’t say n— anymore, so we dog-whistle “Southern strategy” T••••, a dog pressing a button: <n—> <n—> <n—> <n—><n—>

Tired: War is God's way of teaching Americans geography Wired: We tried to show the President a map and he ate it

Elder abuse

It is literally not possible for him to negotiate peace terms, because no one will believe him, and properly so. Someone else will have to provide assurances that he will fulfill his terms. But no other power can restrain the United States.

It’s a type

MacBook Neo is a real PC https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/

Bsky needs an “obscure clique beefs” filter

MacBook Neo with an iPhone chip ≈ Taco Bell, where everything uses the same 3 ingredients. Let me dock a big screen and keyboard to my phone, with a much faster CPU than a Neo.

Lovely French jazz vocal

Emoji pecking order

SNL sketch dubs engine growl over a Zero e-moto :D EVs much safer, nontoxic indoors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQA2PlZYbFs

The “You’ll Be Back” from “Hamilton” guy is Jonathan Groff from “A Nice Indian Boy.” Playing a Windsor and a Hindoo, that’s range

MAGA are just monarchists in American rebel drag https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/14/world/africa/mahmood-mamdani-gaza-war-book.html