RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

I heard from my cousin that if you stare into a clock and say "Flava Flav! Flava Flav! Flava Flav" at exactly midnight his face will appear and he'll yell "YEEAAH BOOYYY" so I tried it last night and he did appear and looked me right in the eyes and gently whispered "it's actually Flavor Flav"

99.8% of people who tattood "We the people" on their own body looked at Donald Trump and thought "yeah, this guy gets it"

A second Hegseth Signal group has been leaked

“The Weretickler” (2/2)

“The Weretickler” (1/2)

Talk to Schumer or lead the rest of your colleagues in a No vote! Dems won’t be blamed for a shutdown!

“Let him go,” said Lord Elrond. “Isildur has voted for The One Ring, & it would be mean of us to point out that it was a bad decision. He might feel pressured to vote for more Urukists if we belittle his choice, however stupid & venal.” Lady Galadriel spoke, “We”ll just vote harder next election.”

Just tried #DeepSeek. Asked it why I should trust it over its competitors, and it told me all about neutrality and openness. So I asked about the Tiananmen Square massacre to test this assertion, and it refused to engage. All AI is useless because these "memory holes" will always exist.

Does anyone who has knowledge about tropical weather have any idea what's going on in the Dominican Republic region? It's been pissing rain for 12 hours straight. Everything is flooded. Easily 8". My weather apps refuse to believe there's any rain! Radar is clear. WTF? #wx #wxsky #wxbluesky #windy

My wife doesn't believe me that posting here is called 'Skeet'ing. Re-Skeet if you think this she's wrong and I'm right. You have the power in your thumb to make me sleep on the couch!