Crashing tonight at Ait Benhaddou, will let you know if I get attacked by any mummies.

Honey, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Dude Perfect Ruffles Flavor Swap Doritos Cool Ranch Flavored chips.

Absolutely insane. Also: “Just 11 seconds further back was Ethiopia’s Yomif Kejelcha, who — running in his first-ever marathon — also covered the 26.2-mile (42.2-kilometer) course in under 2 hours.” Third place came in just barely over two hours as well. A bunch of demi-gods.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Tech bros forgot what trains can do.

This was a scripted event (cleared by secret service, Fox ready to go, etc), & yet it is such a depressing view of the US. A grandma w/ no life savings b/c of a broken healthcare system delivers McDonalds to a billionaire as an ad for DoorDash. I need to pet a dog & feel the sun after watching that.

Many animals have the ability to change their sex based on environmental pressure. It seems we are relatively close to figuring out how to safely flip the dormant switch that is inside mammals.

We found egg! 🥚

Hacking my drug usb so my cells make lil smokies.

i like when the rain starts going like this / / // / / / / /// / /// / // // //// //// // / / / / // /// / // //// // /

My spouse and I have an agreement that she can be a rad MF and doesn’t need my approval. Also we both jumped out of planes one day and it was awesome.

These are the thoughts that bring me peace and hope for the world.

Astronaut Victor Glover said the Earth counts as a spaceship. Right now the rotation of the earth is about 0.3 miles/sec, the earth’s orbit around the sun is about 18.5 miles/sec, and the sun around the center of the Milky Way galaxy is about 140 miles/sec. (1/3)

I deleted some scans from my notes app to make room on my iphone. I’ve made no new notes but the app keeps getting bigger. I have to delete other apps to make room for it or my phone doesn’t work but it keeps growing. It has almost tripled in size. Help my phone has tribbles.

Dropping this on Good Friday was a choice.

Maybe the real April was the fools we made along the way.

I have ran into this. I tend to start with “I am not trying to sway your opinion on the subject, but here is why your request is not physically possible.” If you knew how mRNA vaccines work, you wouldn’t make this request. www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/mor...

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Something uplifting for your weekend: Whales working together to support a birth! Straight up L&D department in the ocean.

The most powerful weapon in March Madness is having no idea what you’re doing.

Finding news out on Bluesky is like walking into the break room and everyone is making jokes about something and you’re just drinking some water and trying to piece stuff together.

My joy from having a public power utility is frequently reaffirmed.

I owned an entire city in City Skylines. Then one day I turned natural disasters up to max and a meteor hit the city during a wildfire. Now I have nothing.

New aquarium etiquette: only using cute sneaky peeks while slowly gliding along the glass.

Cool new developments in computer assisted communication! My first ALS patient with eye-tracking software was over 10 years ago, and those systems have a lot of variability depending on the patient. Glad to see some new integrations.

Me on our nation’s 250th birthday, explaining to gen Z why the best and often only way to be able to retire is to make an account where coked up strangers gamble with your money at a casino run by the mob.

I have an ortho joke, it’s a knee slapper

At age 37 I get it.

Never felt so justified to get Linux.

I’ve been going to the gym more & lifting regularly for the first time ever, and nobody told me how little work it is. 2 min wait time between sets is actually recommended. 2/3rds of my gym time on lifting days is scrolling Bluesky while listening to music. Why did nobody sell it to me like this.

What about adding a couple gray strands to an espresso martini? Asking for a friend.

The morning after a snowstorm divides commuters into two factions: 1) Royalty with a garage to shelter their ride 2) Cowboys with their windshield vents cracked to max and hearts full of faith in the wind to take care of the rest.

If you’ve been to a library you know this is BS. You don’t even technically need an ID card to get anesthesia from me. You just have to earn the fast pass* at the trauma hospital ER. *Experiences with the fast pass may vary. Please do your best to not require the fast pass.

Yeah, we know. It’s part of it.

I saw the Cheeto’s house @ SXSW. A free “fun house” w/ themed snacks & margaritas @ the end. Herded in as a group, the 1st room just had iPads on stands. People walked up & the iPads asked for a hand scan & email/other info. No one told us we had to do it. Many people did, unprompted. Blew my mind.

This was referenced in Nat Geo (with paywall) and a few other science mags yesterday. It is cool new research! Tl;dr: it is not just your cardiovascular system and muscles that need to remodel and adapt to endurance exercise, it is part of your brain as well. bioengineer.org/mouse-brain-...

Honest question for the climate nerds: as industrial groups start increasing their carbon footprint, who are the science journalists I need to follow that will report on who the baddies are? Public shaming and boycott cannot happen in the dark. 🧪 apnews.com/live/trump-i...

Nebraska: It’s not for everyone (complimentary)

I am not a constitutional scholar, but I feel like neutering the ability to apprehend was the whole point. The whole fourth amendment was a middle finger to governments acting like kings and breaking into your property.

I have such an appreciation for winter olympians. You like sprinting? Let’s add blades. You like soccer? They added the knife feet & also clubs You like gymnastic routines? Again, what about that but w/ KNIVES & on slippery ice? These are all old sports yet every four years my mind is blown.

Truth. Before going off to sleep I have my patients visualize their favorite places. Once had a patient wake up thinking they were in their garden the whole time.

Damn, Toad, I’m proud of you.

I do a decent amount of dental sedation on the side; they can actually create mild staining so your denture or implanted teeth look natural and not like a fluorescent light bulb.

Finally saw KPDH

Join my peace-making club, price is 18 googolplexes. I’ve never broken a treaty or had a divorce. Stop saying I can’t foster non-transactional relationships and give me 20 googolplex dollars. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

One of my favorite gimmicks is declaring an end to the war on something that is normalized and prevalent. More intimidating ads declaring we’re winning the war on shoestrings.

How many Bears victories until they they start counting as miracles for canonizing the pope?

I am not an expert on police/community relations, but I’m pretty confident that it is a solid gain if police everywhere followed in line with this and served and protected their community from poorly-trained federal squads.