I think whatever secret sauce Harry Styles put into Aperture should be studied by science, I cannot stop playing it on repeat and it is such an unlikely song/genre/vibe for me to get so hooked on and yet here I am, hookedeth

I really. Find this so problematic . 😐 cashiest of cash grabs 🙃

Fml ticketmaster

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

Leaving this here without comment other than that the Swiss franc is currently stronger than the US dollar, this is about so CHF 18 is approx $23

I can’t stop thinking about this little kid, god.

Jesus 💔

Harry Styles and shaNIA TWAIN?!?!?’ I’ll die, I’ll actually die

My particular brand of bisexuality is like, I spend a lot of time doubting myself and then I put a Julien Baker record on and I’m like, oh, I would let this girl step on my /face/ if it would make her happy soooo I guess it’s not just in my head after all Rinse and repeat

Heated rivalry starts in 2008 and so what you have to know is that in all those locker rooms rooms all the European players were trying to get the North Americans to let them blast Scooter Just multiple enormous Nordics/Dutch/Germans running around shouting HOW MUCH IS THE FISH at each other

Genuinely I cannot think about anything but this dumb hockey show send help I am personally victimized #heatedrivalry

The AO3 is down for maintenance and that’s like maybe not a bad thing for my ability to actually do my job today but also I am bereft

How about fuck you very much What the fuck is this utter tripe

I’m reading the first Bridgerton book - how are the consent issues in the book even worse than in the tv show good god

you bet your butt i'm gonna be rewatching the hockey butt show again this evening what if i just watch ep 5 and ep 6 of that show on repeat for the rest of time

Yes and also: they’re hot and women have eyes and (shocking, I know) libido

Yes and also: they’re hot 🔥

So they’re gonna give Connor Storie an Emmy yes?

The first two hours this morning

Been thinking about it a lot cuz lol my brain is currently 100% gay hockey yearning and listen I loved that show obviously but I am getting more and more hung up on the idea that the whole thing was a love note to Ilya and we have basically no character for Shane in comparison

If you liked Heated Rivalry, wait till you learn that the captain of the US Womens National Hockey Team and the captain of the Canadian Womens National Hockey team- two teams with an absolutely insane rivalry- got married to each other.

So like where is fandom happening these days? My brain is currently 100% Heated Rivalry 100% of the time and I need to know where my people at

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

THIS IS INSANE

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

This is INSANE. It is an illegal annexation with not one single piece of justification not to mention no congressional oversight or approval.

Americans be in the streets about this. The US government is illegally annexing another country in YOUR FUCKING NAME. Get out there and tell them you don’t fucking agree.

This book was such fun 🤩

Ok I read the gay hockey books. Like in basically one sitting. The show isn’t out here so I guess I am going to be dusting off my media acquisition skills

Oh I really do not want to be getting whatever horrible bug my whole family came down with the last few days but I just changed a sheet on the spare bed and my heart rate is insane and I have the sweats which I really fear means flu D:

I finally caved and updated my iPhone to the new OS and — it is SO ugly who decided this aesthetic was the way forward ? Why is there so much excess movement ? Ughhh

Meanwhile, the Tonttu have been gathering … they are almost at quorum 🧐 wonder what happens then 🤣

Well I put water in the base of my Christmas tree hopefully to keep it alive and then realized … the base is no longer watertight. And. I panicked & wasn’t sure what to do, so now…

Ffs come onnnn people

Genuinely this is a disaster, monopolies are the enemy of any kind of art & creative industry

The fuck is going on

I was somehow able to upgrade my non-upgradeable economy flight to business with my airmiles and so now I’m in the lounge about to eat a chicken Katsu curry at 10 am just because I can

Idk what I’m gonna miss most about Japan but the hot drinks from vending machines is way up there

We did not happen to the Sanrio shop the Sanrio shop happened to us

Japan is truly in the future - we are on a Shinkansen and this train not only is just SO FAST but also the train toilet has a seat warmer and bidet function and is clean enough you’d trust it to use it. On the other hand there is never any hand soap anywhere

This is my favorite New York Times cooking recipe to date I make it all the time - tho with far far less butter so I’m sure if I actually followed the recipe properly it’d be even better

Everything is Japan is so thought through and sensible and ordered with one major exception: the bicycles! People cycle at breakneck speed down footpaths even when there is a bike lane on the street and they will never ring their bell to tell you they are behind you, instead they just swerve

Do they sell new pairs of feet somewhere in Japan asking for a friend 😭

First full day in Kyoto - we saw 4 temples and 1 shrine, got rained on and blinded by sun, saw many a leaf, had a hojicha latte, a matcha ice cream, and my feet are about to fall off - truly great day

Why are the Swiss so bad at airports? All other transport we somehow can manage but airports? Nightmare

This is the Way. 😄

Celebrity Traitors UK is the greatest television show of history

Getting word that Uncle Sam isn’t America’s real uncle

If not aunt, why aunt shaped